never would have guessed it.

Joe Burrow's parents - "And we STILL can't get him out of the ****ing house!!"

Washington select Chase Young


Do It!!!

Did pick one really need to take 15 minutes?

Beverly DiAngelo is Burrow’s mom?

Nice shot at that idiot Scott frost and Neb.

What a waist.

I think there's a good opening to be an interior designer for most of these NFL guys. Give me a few weeks and I'll have their offices looking far better.

Oh, wow. The Bengals took Joe Burrow.

Didn’t they just ****ing talk about Joe Burrow? Now there’s another 10 minutes of him?

Jumanji is on FX right now. You can watch Karen Gillam all skimped up between picks to pass the time.

Joe Exotic got it

Peel it back Washington!

Bengals picked burrow. In other breaking news, there’s a virus pandemic going on in the world.

I would Burrows Mother

Fixed

, yeah, they to him.
Took long enough

"Joe Burrow played quarterback in college, and I think that's what the Bengals will do with him, too. He's going to play quarterback for them."

Ed Orgeron sure looks like he’s socially distancing there.

Baker Mayfield weeps. He's no longer the savior of Ohio.
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He doesn't appear very thrilled.

That Scott Frost line is brutal.

Ed Orgeron **** social distancing lol

Looks like he has lazy eyes

Completing 76.3% IS pretty damn good

Damn you can tell Burrow doesn't wanna be a Bengal. No emotions whatsoever.

Pick is in!

Elway halfway through a bottle of Beefeater Gin practicing using the fax machine

They just compared Burrow to Tom Brady. Has Burrow been caught cheating?

Shut up and move to the Redskins.

Burrow is closer to Mahomes than Jordan Love is

Her squish mitten makes Heisman winners, who wouldn't???

Comparing Burrow to that pillowbiter Jared Goff is embarrassing

Suzy with quarantine hair

I would Suzy Kolber.
I ain’t skeert.

Joe won't be able to camp out in the pocket till someone comes open in the NFL. LSU and the talent there kept him pretty clean.

Kids got a helluva task ahead trying to accomplish something with that garbage franchise

You ****ing think maybe that you could have talked to him 5 minutes ago? God damn. This is ****ing stupid.

Bengals tried to trade up to select Burrow

Them curtains

i can’t watch this crap....i’ll just check twitter. this is horrible.

Good grief look at the flat bill on that geek.

We've had one pick in 30 minutes. ROFL

Jay Cutlerisk

Live look in at Clarks House!

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still would :hump:

That's our guy!

Redskins. The pick is in. But let’s wait 10 minutes to announce it

Wow. The Redskins chose Chase Young.

Suzy or Borruws mom?

Any of you guys old enough to remember Greg Cook QB with the Bengals? I just heard his story for the first time today. Pretty interesting. Apparently some absolute phenom QB that Jim Lynch injured in an ordinary-looking tackle during his 3rd game of his rookie year. Took cortisone shots, rotator cuff tear not diagnosed, shoulder completely deteriorated and derailed his entire career.

Bob Trumpy found him living in some dump in a small town in Ohio and he was a severe alcoholic. Died a few years ago. Bill Walsh said he was the most talented QB he ever coached.

Let’s talk about Chase Young for 10 minutes so that we can talk about Chase Young for 10 minutes after he’s picked.

We should already be on pick #6.

I think my house doesn’t look to bad now.

Now things get interesting.

From here on it should get a little moar interesting

Young to the Skins our first surprise pick of the night

What are the Skins doing? They had AT LEAST 10 minutes left.

Just enjoy this guys, since it's the only sports you're going to get to watch for 18 months. :)

I can watch via Hulu on my iPad, but if I try to watch on my computer, I get an 'error' message. Annoying.

Yeah, I hate the media dragging this out longer than it really needs to be.

Bet Detroit goes Derrick Brown.

So you'd Nameth that snatch

Both. I can beat the double team.

poor billay :D

Sad story, that’s really too bad.

Kind of crazy that first two picks are going to their hometown/homestate teams. Burrow going to the Bengals and he is from Ohio. Young is from DC suburb.

I guarantee it.

Suzy :drool::dom:

This.

Especially when they went through the reporters places. Shit one guy had a framed puzzle on the wall.

We're on pace to make our pick in 8 hours and 13 minutes.

Okudah I would go here

34 minutes for one pick? The Chiefs are going to pick at 5:00am.

**** we might as well put up a countdown clock

Pick is in

League needs to stop slowing this shit down.

get the lead out

Lions. The pick is in. But let’s hear Chase Young sing!

His is CP. Hate watching is how we enjoy things.

Lions pick is in let’s move it