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It's that time of year again to remind the people who aren't blind, that; games are NOT decided on the field. Carry on

JFC STFU give it a rest already

Agreed, but I am not the HC.

Sure they are. What evidence do you have that they are not?

Bye!

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GOOD LUCK KC BUT PHI WILL WIN

1. NFL DESPERATELY NEEDS ANOTHER BLACK QB TO WIN THE SB , MAHOMES ALREADY HAS ONE SB WIN

2. PHI IS A COMPLETE FOOTBALL TEAM THEY ARE STACKED IN EVERY POSITION AS OPPOSE TO THE SEXY PICK OF MAHOMES AND KELCE !

3 ANDY REID ALWAYS CHOKES

4 MAHOMES WILL WIN THE MVP AND THE WE ALL KNOW THE MVP CURSE !

5. YOU BEAT CIN BUT YOUR INJURY LIST GOT LONGER

KC IS JUST A PRETTY BOYS TEAM WHILE PHI PLAYS SMASH MOUTH FOOTBALL WITHOUT A SUPERSTAR CALIBER PLAYER ON THE ROSTER!

PHi 27 KC 10

No need to yell

ROFL Okay.

Oh God. With every Eagles fan that shows up you can just envision them as one of those mongoloids climbing poles or eating horse shit on the street or even worse one of those tube steaks with smegma that Pats and Genos pass off as a steak and cheese sammich.

Philly fans post like they are teenagers on old school AOL message boards.

How sweet it will be when Andy Reid denies the eagles of a SB

HE SAID IT IN ALL CAPS SO IT MUST BE TRUE!!!

Eagles have had the softest schedule imaginable. Stop their running game and they've got to do go-routes and jump balls. Eagles defense is OK but they're no 49ers. They struggled to put Heinike away.

Didn't think we'd hear him from way out in Philly

I think I saw a video of you yelling at Joey Bosa earlier.

Should I even watch the game though?

Browns fans were great a few years ago.
Bengals fans for the most part have been great.

So far the Eagles fans are on par with the Bills fans... full of ESPN-level hot takes, but maybe not as much straight up drunken trolling.

Hello, thank you for making it obvious that you're a dumbass. Now we won't have to wonder.

It's almost not fair when they show up because you can't talk any effective shit to them. How do you put down or shame a collective group of half-witted cretins that are so openly and proudly degenerate? It's ****ing bullshit.

Hey, I haven't yelled even once.

Also, admit it. If you're old enough, you miss AOL Messenger.

**** YOUZ!!!! AND KC WILL WIN

1. YOUR TEAM SUCKS

2-5. RE-READ #1

KC 52
PHILLIES 3

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Great points!


Finally, some level headed analysis.

For the first time EVER Andy Reid will help the EAGLES win the sb !

Y’all will hate the Eagles more than Tom brady

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Almost made it through your second post without abusing that caps lock button. Let's see what you come up with for your 3rd post.

So when was the last time the #1 seeds advanced the SB?

Seriously. Look at this. What could you possibly respond with? I'd try to be witty with a cheeky put down but I'm halfway convinced you can't even read.

2017 methinks.

Care to take a guess as to what coaching tree Doug Pederson was from? Care to take another guess as to who drafted Nick Foles?

Andy’s done enough for your dumbass

FFS...your first point was "the NFL wants a black QB to win it and Mahomes already has one". That's some borderline special needs type argument. I'd rather listen to the "refs rigged it" before that.

Good question. I'm not sure if it helped us that the Bengals played two games in a row and we only played one.

The Eagles got to play a 3rd place team in the divisional round and then got a bye in the NFC Championship, so it definitely helped them.

LMGTFY

Friendly reminder that this piece of shit got caught in a sting operation trying to meet a 13 year old girl for sex.

Everyone on the “NFL is rigged” train is saying that Mahomes beat the Bengals and will win the SB bc the Cardinals stadium is State Farm Stadium and he’s currently State Farm’s #1 seller

I hope Jake from State Farm opens up the game as a ref.

This ****ing clown is the perfect encapsulation of the typical Eagles fan. Unapologetically loud, degenerate, and brash until the first signs of confrontation in which you'll either get knocked the **** out like the drunken hooligans you are or you'll roll over and cry to avoid the consequences of your dipshittery.

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GO EAGLES

So sick of MAHOMES and his bf jake from State Farm

Makes sense.

That's nice

Maybe y’all can invite BILL BURR to the press box to watch the EAGLES lift the Lombardi

Eagles beating the Patriots in 2017-2018.

Also makes sense.

Davisj77 is about as smart as a box of ball hairs.

OOPS!

ROFL

Nice work.

I genuinely think this dude couldn't pour water out of a boot even if you put the instructions on the heel.

I just feel bad for the city of PHI, Because it will burn after the SB parade

Good.

I'll invite your mom to suck my balls.

I didn't know Afro Sheen is so flammable.

Philly fans are going to burn their city down after watching the Super Bowl parade in KC?

That sucks.

Genuinely think it's in your best interest to read this article.

We Asked a Doctor Why Exactly Eagles Fans Should Stop Eating Horse Poop

https://www.complex.com/sports/2018/...ing-horse-poop

(not that I want this feeling to end but) How long will this buzz go? Will it end before Super Bowl Sunday? I don't remember this current feeling for the first two...
Is this because of how we beat the bengals?


*feeling the Buzz*

So, serious question for somebody who's never been. Pat's or Geno's? (probably never will either)

Guys, it's 2022. It's time to get with the times and realize not everyone celebrates or eats the same way as you! Stop being bigots and fecesphobic!

It's actually 2023.

Pat's and Geno's are both overrated. They're well known because they're right next to each other and because of good marketing. Jim's on South St was the best IMO, but many places make a great cheesesteak in and around Philly.

Are those horse names?

Lol...

It's been two decades since I lived there but Pat's for sure.

Okay, let's get to know you and your tendencies better so I can understand and 'get with the times'. What flavors do you prefer when licking windows on the short bus?

Thanks sir

Been meaning to ask and keep forgetting, are you close to Terre Haute in Indy?

Alright, you seem like a good natured enough fella. Even if they are a 'tourist trap', it's almost an experience on it's own to eat at either place, right?

Our coaches need to turn this into a Mahomes vs Hurts duel.

That's how we win.

If the Eagles can hide Hurts we lose.

I do miss the AOL days

I was in Philly for 1 night about 6 years ago and the local guy I knew there took me to Jim's. It was ****ing delicious.

How could they answer if they've never been? ;)

Yes, I agree. The pictures and the ability to say you've been there make Pat's and Geno's worth it. But IMO there are better options for the actual flavor. Don't get me wrong, they're still decent (I'd give Pat's the edge), just not the best.

Need to slow down the Philly run game, no doubt.

I miss the days of Yahoo messenger and Chat rooms, back before hotmail was bought by Microsoft, the days before Facebook and Twittler, back when dial up meant you had to dial the phone and put the handle on the modem... The golden years of the early 90's...

It's like BBQ here. You're probably going to be just fine pointing them to any of the more famous spots OR hoke in the wall joints. Unless you're a fridge IQ chimp it's kind of hard to **** up smoked meats or steak and cheese on bread.

Fair enough on the yelling. Not sure about AOL Messenger though.