luv gets laid, St. Louis edition.

ROFLROFL

Is this with the new bf?

You're spending a lot of time with this guy super fast. Be careful.

Hes going to get to put it in her butt

LMAO

Got invited to a Filipina birthday party last night. 22 girls to 3 guys. Danced with most oof them. Never seen a finer group of women.

You tap any of em?

Best. Boyfriend. Ever.

:evil:

And for the first time in her life, a man brought luv to orgasm.

Well if he's a Cardinals fan, he can't be that great.

Thank god, the last thing we need was another killing spree. Too soon?

Met a girl on Tinder. We hung out. Kissed, but she bites. My chest now has like 10 bite marks. Now she's calling me saying she needs me to make time for her because she wants to see me. I think we got a clinger.

Back to square one again!

Women sure are distracted by shiny objects.

I'm really enjoying my house arrest. The Clone Wars is a cheap date, and never disappoints. Also, I only have to bathe myself once every three days.

One I lost interest in after yesterday and the other just dropped me today.

What did the first girl do?

New Dating Megathread
 

Who's into anal play?

Amazing how far confidence will take you

Well share...This thread almost went RIP

For some dumb ass reason I answered the phone at 2am last night. I barely even remember the conversation at all, but I now see it lasted 25 minutes. :doh!:

Friend of mine told me to sign up for Match and there was no way I could any more vigorously express "NOPE".

You must live in a shitty town. Lots of absolutely great girls on match around here.

Nope.

If there's anything that I've learned (and this is a very shallow pool to begin with) is that there's really no point for an average guy in any facet to sign up for such a service. And this goes doubly for a service that charges a fee.

There's always a bigger fish, and they're infinitely better than you in almost every aspect.

I really don't consider myself anything more than average (although quite handsome, I must say), and I got three phone numbers this week alone.

Perhaps you're sending messages to the wrong girls.

Perhaps I know to stay in my lane and you're just too oblivious to understand the fact that I, as in you, will be nothing more than playthings to make some women feel better about themselves.

I don't know man. You have to be careful in who you select. If all of her pictures are her out with her girlfriends popping bottles I'm probably steering clear of that.

Ha. You think that a dude's "selection" matters.

If you're on a dating website and you come across a profile you're interested in, then there are extremely likely chances that multiple better looking / more successful men than you are have already sent a message (or many) and you're winning move is not to play.

A strange game.

I think it completely matters. You have to look beyond appearances. I pretty much only message girls I think I am compatible with personality wise. My response rate is pretty decent when I stay to true to myself. I skip over the girls who mention Jesus or want kids mostly.

The best girl I met in the last year actually messaged me first.

ROFL

You think you can figure that out by a totally fabricated dating profile?

Shit, maybe you should stick to girls who mention Jesus because they're at least more likely to be honest.

Your problem is you.

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You think you can negate what I'm saying by posting an image macro?


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You think you've got it all figured out don'tcha, Discuss?

Damn straight I do.

If you're a dude worth "dating", then you do sure as **** don't need to be on a pay-for-play service such as Match.com to advertise this fact. If you are desirable in "real life" then you shouldn't need a dating website at all.

Jfc dude. You are a lost cause. Some people have busy lifestyles and meeting quality people in your 30 s is tough anyway especially if you are done with the bar scene.

That said yeah the women on those sites are shallow as **** as well as we are. You can have success as an average dude. I should say some can...they will run away from you faster than one of those sea critters.

What is your definition of desirable?

The “I suck and you will just dump me for someone better” mindset will draw very few women and will push away the few that break through it.

Define "better" and "more desirable" in the dating world. Aside from a few intangibles that are universally attractive (success, loyalty, etc.), everyone is looking for something different.

You bae.

From his posts in this thread, it's pretty easy to see why Discuss is having issues on the dating scene.

Self-awareness?

Depends. What are you aware of?

My looks aren't good enough to outweigh my personality, and my personality isn't good enough to outweigh my looks.

Damn man, you're still looking at this all wrong.

Dating websites expand your circle with very little effort. How else can you get your face in front of multiple women on a daily basis without expending a single ounce of effort? It's one of the greatest multitasking tools I've ever used.... and it gets you laid. Anyone who knocks it simply isn't using it right or doesn't accept it for what it is.

You were in a fraternity. You got laid at one time. You're not hopeless. You may be trying to outkick your coverage or date up too much. I don't know. What I do know is that going through life with a defeatist attitude, closed off to the possibility of forming a meaningful relationship with someone is a self-defeating prophecy.

I mean, I don't want to go all Stuart Smalley on you, but you need some positive affirmation.

What I need is a job.

Some chicks don't even care about anything else if you've got that.

Dude, that is a bullshit excuse.

I recently graduated with a Bachelor's degree in a worthless field just the same as you. Now I'm sitting here with a piece of shit degree with no job prospects because all I'm qualified to do is work in restaurants.

... And you know what? I still get pussy because I'm the ****ing man and nobody can tell me any different.

I have a college degree and all I ended up doing was working for my dads company.

That's pretty much my only opportunity. But I'd have to move back to Joplin. And I hate Joplin.

That sucks, my dad is about to sell some land in Ft. scott kansas and its actually not far from Joplin, I've chatted with a few Joplin folks and they used to call it Joplin, Mizzery.

I know I'll get hate from J-Diddy, but the whole area sucks. I know there's a bunch of new stuff being built as part of the revitalization after the tornado, but it's a municipal version of polishing a turd.

I will say that dating websites can be a negative for someone with low self-esteem. You get in the face of lots more women, but also get rejected by lots more women, and you never know why so you instantly find ways to blame yourself.

Internet dating is superficial the relationships never last.

*Ive never tried Match.com sounds like a different ball game.

The best way to meet people is through mutual friends.

Lots of people have met their spouses via the internet. Even on POF.

I dont think ive met anyone whos marries off POF.

Lots of people have though.

I have. And I don't see how it'll work in the long run.

http://www.pof.com/success_v2.aspx

http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/00/105068.jpg

Mark & Tina
Wedding

I had been attending the Lincoln POF nights (last Friday of every month - organised by Jan) since October 12 and found no success. On April 26th 2013 Tina came with her sister Kerry (who I had become friends with at previous POF nights) and Kerry introuduced Tina to me and we go on so very well never stopped takling all night and met up the next day for a meal and we introuced each other to one anothers family and have never been apart since. I proposed to Tina on her birthday 20th October 2014 and we have booked our wedding for 25th April 2015 - we are getting married at The Pride Of Lincoln - where we met on the POF night and having the whole wedding there. We are so happy and if it had not been for the Lincoln POF night we would have never got together.

Married 4/2015

Nice job, Claythan.

Never stop takling.

http://www.pof.com/success_view.aspx?id=105090

Lol

Ok has anyone seen two good looking people from POF have anything more than a hookup?

http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/00/102334.jpg

5 weeks later he proposed ROFL

u mad?

http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/00/98181.jpg

NOOOOOOOOOO WHY

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Discuss really needs to hit up Christian mingle

Alex's cousin I presume.

Actually, he purposed...

LMAO... with time, he got familiar to the idea of what she wanted..

So much for that fun life.

I bet he has a huge hammer. She convinced him to nail her down.

Im going to share that link everytime the girl accuses me of just wanting to hook up.

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Damn it you were supposed to post the sea critter

Nope.

I think the cashier at Trader Joe's was just hitting on me. I was buying Broccoli and pita bread.

"Broccoli and pita bread? What are you making?"

"Soup."

"What's in it?" *grin*

"Broccoli. Curry. Salt and pepper."

"Enjoy the soup!"