No she wasnt thats just how women are at Ward Parkway

I disagree. Her loins were absolutely overwhelmed at the thought of an attractive single man buying broccoli and whole wheat pita bread.

should've responded "well, the soup will be served with a side of tube steak smothered in underwear"

You can smell the pubic hair from the chicks that work at the Ward Parkway TJ's.

LOL are you sure its not the ghetto chicks outside?

Trader Joe is chock full of douche

Nah, I see so many hot chicks in there it's ridiculous. And many of them in Yoga pants, fresh from 24 hr fitness down the way.

So you see all these hot chicks..Think you have a girl flirting with you and instead of taking advantage of the situation and talking to them and maybe getting a phone number you run home and get on your computer and talk to a bunch of dudes on the Internet..you should really think about that

Bullshit

How many have seen mini zarth?

So I shot myself in the foot this week playing the game of sluts

I have been hanging out with this girl Sam..she is cute fun to be around not too crazy and likes the same stuff I do..well Sam lives in a town about an hour from me and works long hours in a hospital so I only get to see her about 2 or 3 times a week..so me being freshly single for a couple months I want to have more variety and more frequent visits from girls..so I go to a town a hour in the other direction and meet a different girl in a bar there Saturday night

Here is where it gets fun

I seen girl 2 (Jessica) Saturday night, Sunday, Sunday night, and was going to tonight..I seen Sam last night left her place this morning..I get a call from Jessica who is extremely pissed..yelling screaming calling me some pretty awesome names that I wish I could remember..she was also standing there with Sam..her sister

**** me and my luck..so I go from being up 2 to 0..oh well sluts are abundant as air

Damn dude, that sucks.

How did you meet them?

Sam I met through a friend and Jessica was just a random I met at a bar

I have two other girls I'm juggling right now. Plus, trying to get a cashier's number just seems douchey.

I go in there all the time though. If she keeps asking me about soup I might ask her if she wants some. :)

Can I come with you next time?

You should totally bang their dad as revenge for them yelling at you.

Lol youre a funny dude sorry I was a douche to you.

So I should grudge **** him to show them bitches

If she is coming onto you then it isn't a douche move..If you walk up and start with her then ask I can see that being one

Your plan sounds like a good one though

If I see her tending the register again I'll probably buy more broccoli...make a game out of it. :)

"You're making my broccoli swell...."

So you want variety and go for sisters. :hmmm:

"Could I get a price check on this" / zzzzziiiiiiip

LMAO

"Clean up on dis DICK!"

LMAO
i'd pay money to witness that interaction

Paper or plastic?

Bareback.

ROFL

Ooooooh, man, that is great.

Niiiiiice! C'mon Count use this ROFL

Will that be cash or credit?

"I dunno. All I brought was this" / zzzzziiippp

"Plastic please. I'm into snuff films"

"What?"

"what? who said that. did you hear that"?

Why don't you get down and Bobba Fett on this!

"Will that be all?"

"I forgot the sausage."

"Where is it?"

"In my pants."

"...and I aint talking about Vienna's either".
http://www.hillshirebrands.com/~/med...ot-sausage.jpg

What happened to this thread?

It's dead. Let it lie in peace.

So I walked into Home Depot and had a girl look at me like I was sugar candy. I said girl, more like MILF, I told my wife, I'll pay for that later.

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Either everyone is getting laid or have gone the hermit route

I'm on the out crushing guts route..or I like to think I am rearranging the sluts internal organs


Don't really care either way cause in the end I always have a orgasm and if she doesn't then her life sucks not mine

I'll start dating once I'm making 40k a year and have 100k in the bank.

The interesting thing with a lot of women is it's not enough to say you earn a certain amount.

You must also live like it. You must dress like you earn that amount. You must drive a car that says you earn that amount.

A lot of women don't have time for men that live within their means.

Have you worked on your cunninglis skills?

Either way, doesn't matter.

I'll be lucky to make $40k before the age of 40 at the rate I'm going now.

You can forget about banking the tenth of a million. That's impossible.

Truth

Do we have a pregnancy thread? I may be expecting a little chiefs/royals fan.

What kind of sadist biatch are you?

Also if you mate with a KU alum/fan does that definitely mean your baby will be a Jayhawk?

I know. I should have had my tubes tied to protect the future generations from sports misery.

We can only hope not

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/06/20/aberysah.jpg

If you looked like this guy you wouldn't even need money to date. You could be a 6 time felon and women would fawn over you.

That sucks.

Alpha as ****.

That movie is now funny in ways I never noticed before because this little one was not planned :)

We are actually super excited. The little boy is due in October hopefully in time the Royals World Series appearance.

My boyfriend had the best response answer ever when I told him - he said he just loved me even more. GOOD ANSWER!!!

So...y'all getting married or whatever?

"They **** you up, your mum and dad.
they may not mean to, it they do.
They fill you up with all the faults they have,
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were ****ed up in their turn,
By men in tall hats and coats
who were half the time soppy-stern,
And half at each other's throats.

Man hands on misery to man
It deepens lIke a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself"

Yes either courthouse style this year or ceremony next year. My dad is very sick. I'm hoping if he could get a little better he could make the courthouse this year. If not we will just do next year.

Congrats on landing a good guy

Thanks! I truly never thought it would happen for me but it came through at exactly the right time.

Didn't you meet online? I forget. Did you meet a lot of duds first?

Keep feeling sorry for yourself, and surely it'll turn out well. Not.

He will be bitter till he meets a gal that literally takes his breath away....until then it's readin up on being a pickup artist douche and self loathing. Very attractive qualities!

Yes we did. I signed up and he was the first date I went on. I did meet a lot of duds offline in the years leading up to him though.

That is really fortunate! Especially the gals I know and have talked to. It is really tough finding someone you really connect with....dating around is fun in the meantime though ;)

I agree. I had just lost one of my very dearest friends around the time we started dating met. I don't know how I would have got through it without him. I swear a year ago I mever saw amy of this coming so you just never know! I am mid-late 30s too!!!

What do you love most about your man?

Yeah, I'd sooner re-circumcise my cock than be one of those Pick-Up Artist douches.

Pickup artist dont exist

lots of good stories of it working here

http://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/

Just buy a wedding ring and tell all the chicks you are married. I was never a really lady killer, but once I got engaged and married it seemed like I got much more attention from the ladies. I actually just got this message sent to me on FB last night out of the blue. Some chick about 10 years younger than me with large tatas.

'You are so effing gorgeous. Yes. you are married. That is all I have to say about that. Just had to throw it out there. okay good night!'

How do ya'll feel about tinder?

Seems it's mostly a very shallow hookup app.

Suppose to go out with a girl from there

Count would clean up on Christian mingle

It must have something to do with the summer months, but I've been having a very good run on Tinder the past few weeks. Two of them are far from "hit it and quit it" girls.

It's normally just a shallow numbers game though.

Did you wear a rubber?

Dear Demonpenz...my girlfriend just wants to be friends...how should I handle this?

Hello...idiot. Welcome to the jungle my friend. First of all. You probably haven't been hitting the gym or the honey habitats enough. You lost all your sexyness by selling your motorcycle or becoming too much of a bitch to **** anymore. It's o.k. it happens to everyone. Step 1. Don't over react. Everyone gets the LJBF. It's important not to be a pussy. Step 2. Eat food. Step 3. Don't act like a pussy. Step 4. Go to the gym and work out. Step 5. Start hitting on other chicks. Other rules. Never text anything pussyish back to a girl that dumps you. Just say "Cool" or I will say "cool toots" or "Cool babe" Next that bitch and start getting in the gym and doing real lifts. If you are all waahhhhh and you aren't doing squats then I don't know what to tell you, exept you are a pussy. Do squats, talk to girls, don't overact, don't be a pussy, and you will be fine. Act like a bitch and life will treat you like a bitch.

Banged one girl from there. Met up with 2 others and could have banged, but didn't want to deal with clingers.