I have had a girlfriend for 6 months now. Obviously I get it anytime I want. Before that I would get a different girl once a month at best. Nothing really to write home about. What I am proud of is I went from being a fat **** pussy to a guy who probably is average and getting to average took a shitload of work. I have no doubt if a guy who starts at average...learns some shit...then actually spends hours of work on himself...goes through the pain...he can pull some quality chicks.

These pipes...are cleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaannnnnn

and how!

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/JxxNvfVfDB0/maxresdefault.jpg

I hope Big Daddy Lane approves of this tactic.

Simply gonna get him some kitty

That hand writing isnt going to do him any favors

Billay is that how you landed the milf? You give her the Pelini?

EnnuiPlanet

40+ year old women on okcupid are sure things

True that

For the note, Id try some misspelled words, like "Eat mor chiken" from ChickFilA.

ROFL I am blonde just like her

Receiving a text from a chick, who thought she was sending it to her boyfriend you didn't know about, never gets old.

LMAO

These hoes ain't loyal.

Went on a lame date Wednesday.

Met a girl at the bar a few weeks ago whos been blowing me up comes back to town soon http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6162/smugrussell.gif

Over under 5 the amount of women over 50 billay as slept with...

Gotta tell us the content of the text now....

Over

I have that too as well as the under on 5 real teeth between em.

Yes please do ghak

Not word for word....

~11pm
Her: Moon is awesome tonight.
Me: It is.
Her: It'll be better in the morning. Going to be up early? I'm going to be.
Me: No. (I'm thinking that's weird... I didn't ask and you always sleep in. Not weird enough to ask why though.)
Her: Goodnight
Me: Goodnight

~5am (I'm sleeping.)
Her: The moon is really awesome.
Her: Little cloudy but looks cool.
Her: Miss you Baby. Drive Safe, and have a good day. Mwah.

I wake up ~7:30 and leave it at silence.

~10am
Her: Whoops.
Her: What are you doing?
Her: "I'm sorry". via video
Her: "I'm really Sorry". via video
Her: "I'm really really sorry with a poor explanation attempt". via video
Her: Sent a stupid ugly sandal picture text.
Her: I want to know what you're thinking!
Me: Those are damn ugly sandals.
Her: What's going on in that head of yours?
(It's ~11pm by now)
Me: Too tired to think.
Her: Talk to me.
Her: Send me a picture of you.
Her: Sent a bad picture of herself.
Her: Send me one please.
Her: Please.
Her: Forget it.
Her: Night.

No contact since.

LMAO "I want to know what you're thinking". That's fantastic.

Did you know she had a boyfriend?

Idiocy on her part.

The fact the she replied with "whoops" and not "oh, that was meant for my bestie [insert name] was telling. That had to have been the easiest opportunity for an out one may ever have.

No, but she has been less than honest in the past so it wasn't really much of a surprise.

Girls can be super weird, almost bordering on lesbian, with their besties but that is so obviously only something you'd send to a love interest.

Especially at 5 in the morning.

Meh... She knows I'm quite a bit smarter and more experienced than she is. The last time she lied to me I let her dig a hole so deep she was flinging shit on the walls before she finally had no choice but to just own up to it.

For her, it's progress. LMAO

Christ. Sounds like you're better off without her.

FYP

Unless they're Squirrel level crazy, I never cross good ass off the list.

Let that shit play out without burning the bridge and it'll normally come back around and deliver with little effort.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Just wrap it before you tap it. No love without the glove!

Damn. Sucks for the dude. Hopefully he is getting some on the side too.

Oh and once again...These pipes are cleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaannnnnn

I'd go with the under even if you dropped the "over 50" qualifier.

:thumb:

Went into a tattoo shop yesterday to set up an appointment..talked to this really hot chick who is going to do my tattoo..left all my information..2 hours later the hot chick text me..saying she used my information to text me cause she wanted to talk to me on a personal level..I said tgat it was illegal to do that and she should be punished..I just went straight in figured I would see how serious she was..well she responded with I guess after I do your tattoo Friday you can take me home and spank me..pretty sure this tattoo will be my favorite ever

Wow. I'm by far not perfect, but the women some of you all find make me cringe.

ROFL

Jesus.

it's a trap! / Jim Jones

She's going to **** your shit up. ROFL

Ask her for the "hometeam"

How are things going Mr. Gecko?

Nah oldest was 42

She keeps randomly texting me

http://i.imgur.com/2L8VONg.png

You pick up the Depends?

LMAO

Getting the tattoo first is crucial.

:clap:

Just don't ever pass out around her. I'm guessing she won't use a sharpie.LMAO

I am considered the Ray Allen of my local Applebee's because I am always nailing 3's.

Worst sex I ever had was still good.

You jerk off to me ****ing milfs

that made me giggle a bit I won't lie

Hold my haaaaaaand

Same here. I was 38 at the time.

It was really good and she seemed to really enjoy cock in her mouth.

Billay's a pig ****er. I can just feel it.

Every guy has.

This chick is 23 and has a great body

http://i.imgur.com/ujhlCC6.png

umm thats a 52 yr old man lol r u having love with men drezzd as wmn now 2?

mac459 must have an incredible Ramus and gonial angle. A true certified pussy slayer for a female to take that kind of initiative. Though im skeptical on just how "hot" a female tattoo artist can be...

Every guy has a different version of hot

This is a good read

http://boldanddetermined.com/2011/11...erican-dating/

Just had a huge revelation.

The job I supposedly got selling insurance "business to business" requires me to spend my own money on gas, vehicle wear and tear and personal technology and doesn't pay until I make a certain level of sales and even then there's no guarantee you'll see any of the money from a sale.

The "gentleman" passive betamale biatch is investing his time and money for the hope of a future payoff in a relationship with Miss Sex and the City.

You're only worth as much as an employer is worth investing in you be it time or salary. Your only worth as much as a woman feels you are in reciprocating money, time or sexual interest.

If you begin a work or personal relationship where you are the only party contributing something then it's no relationship at all. You are being exploited.

If that's the case then you must have the sense to look elsewhere.

Its obvious the women has no intentions of dating him but why doesnt she communicate that by telling him?

The man is not entitled just because hes nice but shes the one being dishonest.

The honus is on him to have a modicum of self-awareness and realize that this trick is takin him no where fast.

Also, though the story is exaggerated in how the timeline works for the sake of rhetoric, the woman scenario is taking advantage of the fact she gets her cake and eats it too. She has her sexual needs fulfilled by the douches and her romantic - or even just platonic friendship- needs from Betemale Barry.

No human being will give up the status quo when they have the best of both worlds in any circumstance.

Good read, my ass. This was clearly written by some guy who pities himself and his failed relationships with women, but blames the women he dates rather than himself for seeking out the wrong kind of woman.

Will there be women who are successfully hiding negative tendencies until he gets hurt? It's possible, yes. As long as he continues to spend his time with women who complement him and his life, however, he will have more positive experiences than negative ones.

Yet its happen to every guy and lol @ her posting on Facebook saying all guys suck.

A) It's never happened to me because I stay away from self-absorbed girls like that. Other men would find that it happens to them less if they raise their standards for both themselves and the people they associate with.

B) Nobody posted on Facebook, because this woman is the bitter imaginary creation of a man who will never be happy.

This as well, and even though there are women like this they are either

A) idiots who love drama
B) women who want thrilling sexual adventures AND romance and are whining about the fact that they haven't found a man who can do both.

Dude deserved to be friend/good guy zoned the moment he asked her if she wanted to go shopping. I understand guys will pretty much pull out all the stops when trying to put the moves on a girl he's really interested in..... But damn. Just a horrible, horrible idea.

Also, it's usually not too hard to tell if a woman isn't really interested in you. If you have girl friends and you spend time with them, you know bitches these days have their phones in their hands at all times. If you're getting spotty responses, she's just not into you, bro.

it's really simple as guys

if you really, really like a girl...she's not going to like you, especially if you show it and constantly remind her blah blah blah

if you're standoffish and almost a complete dick...the girl will form an unhealthy obsession with you that's annoying as ****

it's hilarious

my advice if you like someone: don't let it be known before the lust wears off and you realize "meh"

I can't even read the comments to that. It's like an army of Elliot Rodgers just waiting to be released on the world.

this is terrible advice. Like....gallactically bad.

It could have been worded better. Give a gal some space you'll have better luck.

There's a lot of that in this thread.

This

Is like bear baiting.

Fun for some I suppose, but I don't want to hear any bitching when you get gored.

That was oddly sexual

yep; agree on that one.

Hootie is legendary for successful meaningful relationships ROFL Taking dating advice from a trio of Hootie billay and Discuss is suuuuuuure bound for success heh

Story of my life.