:doh!:

It's don't shit where you eat, moron.

Ah well you've never had a job I'm surprised you'd know the saying.

"Don't shit what you eat. Wait, do."

Wrong.

I also tried to get romantically involved with two girls from work. Worst idea ever.

I second that notion.

I've been married 24 years to a woman I met through work. :shrug:

We did work in different departments, though.

No shit. Women are emotional and irrational.

Advice here needed:

I've been seeing this girl for 2 months or so. She's moving about 2 hours away, for 5 months, for an internship.

In taking her out a couple times this week, however before she leaves should I send her flowers? What should the card say? I was thinking something like "good luck and I hope to see you soon"

Suggestions??

Define seeing.

Go on dates 2 times a week. Comes over just to see me. Went on a weekend trip last weekend.

Have you had sex? Kissed?

Kiss yes.

Before you call me a bitch about not having sex, I actually care about this girl and have been building up to it. I'm sure it will happen before she leaves though.

I'm not gonna call you a bitch for not having sex.

If you guys have been dating a couple months, then there is nothing wrong with flowers, IMO.

I'm curious...

How old is this girl and how long has the twice per week been going on?