But yeah the "dude" in that article is pathetic as ****.

Our Time is Hootie?

Also your dating advice might be worse then yoit 100 posters thread which sucks!

My assertion is sound:

If your investment isn't being reciprocated then it's time to GTFO.

It's very sound. It's also something you figure out when you're a kid.

Hater.

I support you and you call me names. When did we get married?

Totally agree. Its just the male version of the "men are pigs" post by the woman in the article.

You wanna wait 8 years?

Depressing.

The guy's major mistake was that he got the point to the girl that he 'needed' her. The Wolf and the no-condom dude didn't need her, and women dig that shit, the moment they get the sense that you don't need them that is when they fall into line. If they know you desire them so passionately that is when they got you by the balls and will most likely stomp all over them. The best thing to be is 'busy' and if that means not putting all your eggs in one basket unlike the Gentleman, then so be it.

Yup.

You may make next year's list there sport

Meeting a woman this evening. Someone I've been talking to for a few months from POF. She's 9 yrs younger. Asked me to book a room at La Quinta. I did. I may actually get laid tonight. :)

Thats not a date thats an escort

LOL

I'm not paying her for her services.

I love college.

We're constantly paying for their services.

Get your money's worth. :thumb:

Dave hasnt posted today wonder if he got arrested for solicitation of that prostitute

LOL No

Had fun last night.

I'll be seeing her again when I get back in town.

No, not posting pics of her so y'all can call her a pig. I like them thick. I'm a fat 43 yr old. I'm not too picky about my women. Just don't be a hooker or a crackhead.

And NO Trannies.

Don't mind billay. He's too busy creaking beds at the local retirement home.

What kind of fun? The kind where she blows you or the kind where you go home and jerk off to her?

The kind where she rides me like a horse, blows me an hour later, then orders pizza. :)

how does a horse ride you?

I'm the horse in this scenario.

Give her that Big Meat....ball

Anyone ever have sex with an ex?

I'm meeting 2 exs next weekend.

Sounds like a dramatic weekend

Isn't that what they're for?

Same time?

Check with MTG.

curious on your guys opinion of the "butterfly good feeling". If you don't have them than should you move on?

Also curious about the common phrase of "when you know you know, and if you don't know, she's not the one".

Yes.

If she's a cool chic and the break up was amicable than it's ok to "cross" that bridge again.

If she's crazy,you've seen her do crazy stuff, or that voice in the back of your head is saying "crazy" than there's a reason you burned that bridge.

What are you looking for? Hookup or maybe getting back together? You both better be on the same page because if not can get very ugly. And yes ex hookup is not a bad thing.

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I'm currently boning my ex. I'm getting the feeling that she wants to get back together but I've been feeling the urge to tame some strange.. But I like the easy, disease-free sex.

Plus, since she broke up with me, I can rage **** the shit out of her- no mercy. I'm talking no quarter given to that pussy.

Most of the people that I know that are married usually say that they knew pretty quickly that their SO was the one. A lot of the people that I know that are in 3+ year relationships with no end in sight but afraid to separate due to being alone, are the ones that are always very hesitant about their significant other and question all the time whether they should get married. So yeah, I believe that if someone is the one you will know it pretty quick and if you don't get that urgent sense then it might be best to cut bait and move on.

Got a good thing going for a month now. :D

:thumb:

Not looking to get back together with either of them due to my job. Both know it's a hook up. Neither know I'm hooking up with the other. One is an ex fiancee the other, an exGF who I dated after the fiancee. Both are freaks lol. I should get some Gatorade lol

Atta boy... Nearing Two months here

Girl ive been talking to last few weeks is kinda annoying me texting everyday about boring shit

What did you expect? She's a girl.

Hit it. She'll become more tolerable lol

Well done, sir :)

my wife and I went met unintentionally through some mutual friends. all of us met up for drinks after work one night. The same the next night. and the 3rd we all went over to my buds house for a cookout.
we watched some TV while folks were mingling around, and Looney Tunes came on. I was smitten when she knew what each cartoon episode was within about 10 seconds of it starting. "Ohh! this is the one where......". ...because in my head I was thinking the same thing, but thought "there's no way this chick would know what I'm talking about if i start quoting cartoons".

we emailed back and forth, and spoke on the phone for a good month before our 'first date'. But I knew pretty much by the end of the 2nd or 3rd date. Our 10 yr anniversary (marriage) is coming up on Oct. 13yrs total.

so....I'm of the opinion that one 'knows' in their gut. And when others ask why/how, it's hard to explain to them. I still find myself getting those butterfly type sensations in my gut. quite often actually.

welp.....the end of the world is near.






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Meh. I've had longer relationships.

However, I do have a feeling about this one.

E-mail? Thats old school!

She pulled out some Maui Wowie and Dayze was smitten

Damn I lost. Like really really lost.

She gave you the herp?

A solid good feeling is good, you know that long term love like building a building is built on strong feelings and level headed choices. Now feeling so high and giddy is awesome short term, but that is how you throw a ring and dump money and time and effort on meat wallets that don't deserve it. The Hatchet wounds often gobble up outside cock and YOUR money while you do overtime. So I would say be level headed and have a buddy in the game take a good hard look with a level head at what you are doing with your life and relationships. Emotions especially passionate sexing type of emotions can have a BOY do dumb stuff. A man knows when he has a good thing to build on, and a man knows to ask another MAN if what he is doing is dumb as hell.

Like I said this gal had been blowing up my phone either she wants it or im in the center of the friend zone. She moves back soon.

This morning i get a snapchat from her with a hickey on her neck.

Don't be wearing the horns now Billay

What do you mean?

Billy is gonna end up snowballing some dudes load if he isn't careful

You think im still gonna talk to her? LOL

You can still plow. Wear a rubber and no kissing ROFL

You can still get Herpes with a rubber :(

Send her a pic of your cock in some chicks ass.

Flexing dildo dick pic

"sweetie, I hope you're carrying some skunk weed. because if you're not, we have some problems."

whoa whoa whoa....wait a minute. is this true?


I"m asking for a friend.

This answer wins

Cockblocked by cancer

I know what is wrong here.

Don't take cooking advice from people who can't cook.
Don't take job advice from the unemployed.
Don't take marital advice from people in unsuccessful marriages.
Don't take Financial advice from broke people.
Don't take self defense advice from a pacifist.

Why in the hell do you rely on dating advice from people who aren't good at it?



BMDave....look at the bright side. now you can play the sympathy card for the ladies looking for a puppy to take care of....and you've got the best excuse to lose numbers for chics you're not interested in. Boom. winner.

Started an OKC profile just to see what was out there.



Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ikes.

I went out with 2 hot chics from that site. Dated one for a few months but she was just to jalapeño for me!

Why not her place or yours?

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There are 9s all over that site in Denver, might be time to reassess your location options son.

Also...

1) **** Denver.

2) I need to lose 35 lbs before I even make eye contact with "9s"

Virus tell us more of these dead fish you are slaying

LMAO

It's all about sex appeal and not being boring.

The turn on for me comes from when a guy can do something that I cant. Or if he is just vastly better at something.

Its never about a recitation of textbook knowledge. Its the practical application I love.

The current hardbody I stole from a cradle is pretty neat.

Well then I'm ****ed. The only thing I can do well is sarcasm.

LMAO

As a big fan myself, I'll tell you a secret. Sarcasm covers everything. Whether you're insecure, or walking around with a 14 in dick, you're making other people figure you out or risk not knowing you at all. People would much rather believe a misconception about you than believe they know nothing.

And like a good fortune teller, you get to reveal whatever truth you want your audience to believe. Sarcastic guys can get all the benefits assholes get without the jail time and bad tattoos.

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