If you think we have it bad, consider the Giants. They lost a series to us

ROFL

The schedule is gonna get a little better. I think we triple that number in may

Here's some pitching help on the FA market. 0-3 with a 10.26 ERA and 15 BB/10 K.

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He can come in and fill the calling guys ****in pussy's quota.

Eh Muncy punked him. Go get it out of the ocean!

https://youtu.be/5pE8cmbK4Iw

Bring 'em in for a look? He only gave up 7 runs in 3 innings yesterday, Could be worse.

Looking at Omaha, if they need another starter before Lynch is ready, I think Austin Cox is the only real option at the moment.

Alec Marsh would probably be next in line if they believe they’ve solved his command issues.

I thought I saw Taylor Clarke and his 6.75 ERA will be tomorrow's starter.

Do you think the boys are masturbating too much? Now that they got their freedom I wonder if they’re like kids in a candy store / bulls in a China shop.

Might be too tired, which explains their lackadaisical play

I heard big circle jerks is what they do for cardio every Tuesday.

They're running an "opener" approach tomorrow, which I'm fine with. I'm not sure this bullpen is really built to sustain that over time (you really do need to build your bullpen intentionally for it).

If they were looking inside the org for a "next arm up," that's where Cox and Marsh could come in.

Cox has a pretty good curveball but not a lot else. There are a lot of areas where you could question/critique Dayton Moore's pitching scouting and development pipeline, but one of the bigger ones was an obsession with the curveball.

Well, Jesus Christ allegedly could not hit a curveball, so naturally DM was obsessed with it.

At this point I think Shermans goal is to turn as much profit as he can per year, get a stadium then sell it for twice what he paid for it.

As expected Kris Bubic needs Tommy John surgery, so scratch him off the list.

I bet it’s still not cheap. Dbacks are 11-9 right now!

Or will the Royals pay me to attend?!