I was going to answer your PS by saying no worse than the rest of us who engage the guy's bullshit... but given your first question and the most appropriate diqlix response ever, seems like you have the guy figured out. ROFLLMAO

A lot. Close to 100%.LMAO

Last year's playoff line was worse.

You'll get jack shit and you'll like it!

I think this past Saturday was his first in the Pros.

Interesting isn't the word i'd use...

I even promised myself i wouldn't reply to his delusions.

The Bengals will be crushed in the Arrowhead Invitational, should they be fortunate enough to make it there.

I think to register on TwoBillsDrive, you have to submit a video of faceplanting into a table off a Ford F250 when it's below freezing, so your brain is in a state that can adequately follow the conversation you'd encounter on their board.

And I don't believe BengalsBoard is very welcoming of trolls or people with traumatic brain injury to the extent you'd see at TBD.

This might actually be the most logical place that can accommodate.

Who’s everyone picking tonight?

I have an intense hatred for the Cowboys and Brady.

I think the Cowboys suck. Brady moves on.

Gotta root for Dallas here, as distasteful as it may be... send Bradys ass home ASAP

Tampa won the worst division in football. The Cowboys aren't great but they are better than Tampa at this point. Dallas 23-17

Dallas all the way. Gak cough spit hack

On paper, DAL should win, and it shouldn't be all that close, mostly because of the DAL defense vs. a pretty anemic TB offense. From a probability POV, as long as DAL doesn't turn the ball over, and plays to their average offensively and defensively, they should beat TB fairly convincingly.

However;

Dak is the ultimate evolution of Carr/Cousins, and as such is susceptible to panicking, and doing something epically stupid with the ball. Also, the DAL defense has kind of disappeared in recent weeks (I have no idea why, maybe someone that follows them at all can comment), so that's a real concern. If they can't get to Brady, if their secondary can't cover the few weapons that TB has, then DAL can easily lose this game.

But this is 45-year-old Brady, and as we know, if you can get pressure on him consistently, he's going to fold up his tent. TB doesn't have much of a running game to help Brady out, and consequently, TB has been relegated to about 18.5 points/game. For those that care, DAL has scored about 27pts/game.

It should be DAL going away, but I have faith in Dak's ability to find a way to shit himself when it matters most. A couple of times. The only question is can TB/TB muster enough offense to make it count?

It might be worthwhile to check who's reffing this game. But if I had to bet, I'd take DAL to squeak it out by a point or two.

Dak will choke Brady won’t.
TB moves on.

Teams with losing records have done surprisingly well in their first home playoff game, plus they have Brady. Hard to bet against the Dallas defense but you can't be surprised if Tampa wins.

Agreed, though I don't actually hate the Cowboys. To be honest, they're not too bad. Jerry Jones is a little crazy and their fans are dipshits, but their players are likeable enough. I actually really like Tony Pollard and Micah Parsons. Zeke, Dak, CeeDee, Trevon Diggs and Zack Martin don't annoy me either.

A Cowboys win would be infinitely better than seeing Tom Brady advance in the playoffs.

Plus, I think having three teams from the same division still alive in the NFC playoffs is exactly the kind of chaos I'm looking for as a neutral observer.

Sure seems like it. Got a feeling your Bungles are gonna get Cheffers’d! The league loves the Damar stuff, and they get to send it to a neutral field. There’s ALWAYS a reason why Carl ****ing Cheffers is reffing certain games. Looks like your run ends on Sunday.

Jones is one of the easiest to hate and simultaneously easiest to like guys in the league.

Dude was a straight up wildcatter. He was literally out there chasing oil strikes and hit a couple. He was a college jock who wanted to buy a football team and took a pretty massive risk (at the time) on a team that was hemorrhaging money. Then turned the damn thing 180 degrees virtually overnight.

Then he made '**** you' money and proceeded to...well...tell everyone **** you.

Because why not? he's not some stooge of the shield. He's not a family money trust fund kid who's never taken risks. He's always had as much/more skin in the game than any other owner in the sport. And he puts his money where his mouth is - good for him.

I can't bring myself to dislike ol' Jerrah.

Plus he spits game at 20 year olds he's 3 times the age of. ROFL

He's a pretty polarizing figure for some reason.

I don't know enough about the history to pass judgment but he doesn't bother me.

I think my favorite thing about Jerry Jones is this picture of him hamming it up while kneeling with his players:

https://img.thedailybeast.com/image/...6522/JJ_cbsz95

LMAO That's gold, Jerry!

I admire a self-made man.

Jerry is one of those guys.

I'm a Cowboys fan tonight. When presented with two evils, I choose the lesser one.

Tom is a disease. I despise watching him play football still. It has to be stopped. This Bucs team is a complete piece of shit, and they don't deserve to be in the playoffs, yet here we are.

If you're all that interested in him, read the first 1/3 or so of "Boys will be Boys" by Jeff Pearlman.

It really does a nice job of laying out his back story, his purchase of the cowboys and the eventual turnaround.

He's a really fascinating guy.

yeah, this isn't hard at all.

**** Brady.

That is no ****ing shit. **** ALL THINGS Brother****ing Cheatriot ****bags.

Yeah, just can't have Brady hanging around any longer

So I'm ALL IN on Dallas tonight

Yep... and like the Raiders, I really don't hate the Cowboys a ton just because they've been irrelevant for so long and unnoticed outside of looking at the schedule a skipping the 6 prime time games they get every season.

Brady just needs to be ended, don't even want him sniffing the NFCCG, especially on that shit team.

There's this tiny part of me that wants to face TB/TB in the SB, and that's just to destroy that team and Brady one last time on the way to Mahomes' 2nd Ring. That would be too easy to be epic, but it would be a lot of fun.

I would rage-cheer and if the Chiefs overcame Brady and the refs, would probably burn down the house in excitement, after what happened in 2020.

So... I'd rather be happy for the two weeks leading up to the game, and during at least some of the game.

I hate both, but it just feels like Dallas is going to choke yet again. I foresee an ugly game with a lot of bad football, just like the first meeting they had this year.

it's hard to bet against brady in the playoffs what with the insane luck and dickrider refs but i feel like dallas should win (but probably won't lol)

I predict at least 3 Brady long balls that net him 3 pathetic PI calls

OH MY GOD.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fmg5sPZX...jpg&name=small

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/sta..._kjZejsNpso65w

Yes. Give me the Bengals in the AFCCG, then Brady in the SB! Get those monkeys off our backs!

Willie Gay getting some love on Countdown

Gonna have Inmem come over and cookout for ya??

No Homo?

It was a defensive housecalls highlight segment, and his batted ball to himself and getting 6 after breaking some tackles against Denver

I love Jerry Jones.

My hate for Dallas goes back to the 70’s. I liked Staubach but hated the team he played for. I thought Tom Landry was a robot. No passion. The CB movie North Dallas Forty is a great example of why to hate them. Their fans are beyond stupid. You can’t have a conversation with them because they think they are superior because their team is the Dallas Cowboys. 🤮

Dallas will not win under any circumstances.

That is why so many people who gamble lose. Bet $1.4M and only get a $11.2K profit for winning a bet THAT risky. Dumb...

I would love to see Dallas end Brady's season.

That guy discovered the taste of blue steel.

I’m getting the black lung pa.

Jerry and the Cowboys problem is they have haven't drafted a first round QB since Aikman.

WTF is this cgi crap

Yeah man, thats a pretty crazy stat no lie

You'd think an ego as big as Jones would never stand for it

On paper this should be a Cowboys blowout.

But I'll see it when I believe it, as Mahomes would say.

So was are front 7... Last year we had 31 sacks, this year 55, and pressures even more impressive, and we are healthy.

I’ll go with the Chiefs crush them in the SB.

Ok Alex Prescott you know what you need to do, now go do it...

No idea how, but Cowboys fans are getting their hearts ripped out tonight

Aikmann looks like he should be in the concussion protocol

Usually sounds like it too. Glad they gave us the Manning Cast tonight. Can't stand him or Michael Buck's wife.

It’ll be sometime like 9-3 Cowboys, Brady will have like 3 picks and 100 yards passing at the two minute warning, and then the Bucs will score on their final drive to win 10-9. Then tomorrow they’ll make it sound like it was the best QB performance ever.

Cowboys are 0-7 against Brady? Did I hear that right?

lol rip dallas

God rooting for Dallas makes me feel dirty. But I'll deal with it.

Never watched manningcast. Guess I'll try it out.

Dak turns the ball over in normal dumbass fashion and the D runs it back to the 1. Brady takes 7 downs and multiple defensive holding calls to get one yard and the deciding touchdown.

Media jizzes over how Brady brought them back once again for the win.

The TD will be set up by a 50 yard PI on 3rd or 4th down

Is this on ABC or just ESPN?

NO.

I DID NOT HEAR THAT.

Can you guys spoiler this stuff? I haven't seen the game yet.

Both.

Much appreciated! PBJ

The company you keep = True Lies


forgot the game was in TB. gag. winner of a division no one wants

Absolutely. It’ll be aided by a very questionable call to favor Brady.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

as a football fan a bucs v 49ers game sounds pretty exciting

as a chiefs fan i want to avoid any potential threat of having to face brady in the playoffs even if that potential is like .01%

guess im a boys fan tonight

Okay, unlike many people I have no particular ill will toward the Cowboys. So it is with a clean conscience that I can root for them to bury the team that is led by evil incarnate.

I’m going to disagree. You’ve seen this one before. It’ll seem very familiar before long.

oh boy...

Everything about this game pisses me off. No team with a losing record should be able to host a ****ing playoff game.

Oh god.

bad start for DAK

Talk about a tight team

Fatcarthy’s shirt is… interesting.

13 seconds off the clock. ROFL

Well you can see how this is going to go

One thing about Dak . . . he's consistent.