You seem like a floppy eared rabbit kind of guy moreso than a burro.

I...uh...

I've got no comeback for that.

They are really fun little animals. Tame and docile. A customer had two of them in his back yard and I had to be careful not to step on them.

I never thought about having free-range rabbits in my back yard. I wonder if they could learn to use the little cat stairs in the basement.

I wanted to see your kitchen, not hear some lame text description of the progress. Jeesh. Stupid n00bs.

Three weeks 'til the unveiling. We don't yet have all of the semi-precious jewels inlaid into the marble.

If they told you 3 weeks plan on 4, unless they really plan to be done in 2 weeks and they've already given themselves an extra week cushion - in which case they're very experienced and you should be very happy with their work - except for the damn architect.

Silence of the Rainman?
 

Please show us the pit in the basement where, "It puts the lotion in the basket!" :spock:

They told me September 13th, so I'm assuming November 1st. Unless the doors don't come in on time.

We actually have something that looks like that. There's a big filled-in concrete place where someone took out the old coal furnace, and it looks like a poorly covered up entrance to a pit. If the police ever search my house for bodies, I'm going to laugh as they dig up all that concrete, because that's the first place they'll look.

Unless of course there really are bodies in there from some past owner, in which case, boy, will my face be red.

Will you still be laughing when they find the remains of the dead bodies that the previous owner really did bury there?

PS Congratulations on getting part of your house back.

I'm sure they could use the cat stairs. He said he housebroke them.

I've done and seen enough renovation to be able to visualize what you're doing.

I'm sure it will be much improved when completed. Alot of people can't picture an unpolished diamond will actually sparkle.

It better look improved when it's done....

I just got a call from the chandelier people in my dining room. I ordered a brand new design, and it's late in arriving. They said, "It turns out that it still has to pass one more test with Underwriters Laboratories before we can send it out." I think I may have bought the first one in the nation.

Did they give you an eta on the chandelier?