William Bartee sucks.


Hmm, that didn't work very well.

Boxers or briefs?

Ah, yes. The classic question of whether we should settle our differences with fisticuffs or with litigation. As much as our society denigrates lawyers, our tort system ensures that even the smallest, weakest people who don't know a left jab from a right cross can defend their rights or pursue the rights of others. As a man of civilization, I must go with briefs.

Well played, sir. So then, it begs teh question: Hood or Helmet?

Señor Hombre de la Lluvia,

Thank you for your detailed explanation of the breast exposure issue. I would quibble on your example of the two competing towns. I would agree with your outcome if it occurred today in our society. However, if the exposed breast town existed for generations, man might become immune to the powerfull allure of the breast. Still, I enjoyed the descriptive terms of your explanation.


A bonus question for Tuesday.

Is there a time, post puberty and pre death, when the amount of sex you want is equal to the amount of sex you get? (I don't think this question applies to women).

What did you do to DaFace?

And how many licks does it take to get to the chocolate center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

I'm hiding.

From Rainman?

Slave driver, right?

Shhh...don't let him know I'm here.

HEY DAFACE
What did you say?

I couldn't hear you.

well both, duh....

I'm a fence sitter, boxer briefs... no or.

Rainman, if every possible gift that could ever be given to someone else were ranked on a "lameness scale", what gifts would be deemed lamer than someone paying a company to name a star after you in some book that is ignored by law and science? What is the socially required minimum decorum and protocol that must be observed when receiving such an incredibly lame gift?

Rainman,

Why is Sanjaya still on American Idol? Do you see him winning?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?