There is a comet in the sky that is visible with the naked eys and it is going to be cloudy tonight. :(

That if Herm had a pair he woulda had Brodie start the 2nd half

Would the Professor kill off the Howells, Gilligan and the Skipper to have Ginger and Mary Ann all to himself?

And which one would he do first?

Or would he try to do both at once...or get them together and watch?

I think I better get back to work now.

I think the professor would have gone after Mrs. Howell.

The professor was a complete tool and utterly disinterested in women. Plus, if he wanted to, he could have made a fully functional and anatomically correct, working robot Ginger out of coconuts and algae stalks.

If anybody was going to go on a killing spree to have Ginger and Mary Ann all to themselves, it would have been the skipper. If ever there was a guy on the verge of snapping, it was him.

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I thought if there was anyone who was uninterested in women, it was the Skipper. He seemed a little too close in quarters to Gilligan. NTTAWWT.

It's safe to say that A) The Skipper swung both ways, B) He and the G-man had a special connection, C) Gilligan was a biter.

On other matters, I'm wondering how many midget strippers it would take to bring down a fully grown, angry T-Rex. I'm thinking maybe 200.

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one might think that you have too much time to think mr. fax

I am thinking pork chops.

A) Are the pork chops I removed from the freezer last night thawed enough to use for tonight's dinner?

B) If so, how am I going to prepare these pork chops? I am considering pork chops and spanish rice.

C) If they are not yet thawed.......pizza or chinese food?

Mr. Howell's trophy wife wasn't very attractive.

vikings, being a man, teeth less strippers and david bowie

http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/medi...hotos_5492.jpg

Speaking of vikings, Mr. barry_smilez20, have you ever seen that movie with the guy who played Zorro where he played an Arab and he and a bunch of other guys went to some other viking king's house where he got laid by a viking chick and saved the viking king and his people from some other guys who lived in a cave down by the river and carved little fat lady statues?

That was a pretty good movie.

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No, you probably just saw a bad picture of her. I went to high school with that chick, she's really hot.

no i havent but it sounds like the best movie ever made i must find and watch it

OK, I'll fix it.

Although I'm sure that the actress who portrayed Lovie was extremely hot, the character of Mr. Howell's trophy wife was not very attractive. :thumb: