I was thinking pestilenceaf23land.

You think they'd invite you to the olympics?

Italy!

Absolutely, Mr. pestilenceaf23. Of course, the main thing is that you have to have before you receive an invitation is an actual population. Then you can have a training program. As founder of FAXONIA, my primary concern and responsibility is to ensure initial significant population growth.

FAX

Five girls to every guy would be a good start to your nation, more if possible.

Four day work weeks would be cool.

Hail Faxonia!

Sign me up Mr. FAX. I don't really want to deal with whole date/time confusion. An hour here or there is worth the look-see.

Why am I suddenly reminded of the Marx Brothers in Duck Soup and the mythical nation of Freedonia?

FAX, I have no doubt that you'll make a fine ruler once you get yourself a populace.

Those are excellent ideas, Mr. Fairplay. I hereby decree that Faxonia shall offer all models, actresses, and beauty queens 1 million dollars apiece to become a PSG (Population Starter Girl). 2 million if they bring their own pineapples.

Also, based on your past contributions to Faxonia and your good ideas and stuff, I shall name you interior secretary, Mr. Fairplay. I must warn you, however, this is not going to be an easy job. Someone has to personally interview all the PSGs to ensure we have good ones.

FAX

I would need to check out more area's. I would definately consider Argentina. Great weather, beautiful people. Mountains and coast.

I think I see where you're headed with this, Mr. kregger. Faxonia doesn't really need "time" or a "calendar". In truth, those are outdated concepts. Maybe in Faxonia, we'll have something called "Vuppers". These will be stacks of coconuts approximately 10 feet tall that cast a shadow on the ground. The Vuppers will be surrounded by hundreds of little sea shells and when the shadow reaches a sea shell, this will indicate that it's time for more population growth work. Hail Vuppers!! Hail Faxonia!!!

FAX

I'm up for the job Faxionia, in more ways then one.
As a recommendation may i add the criteria should be for ages only 18-35.

Shall i call you Emperor Faxiona? President Faxiona? Dictator Faxiona? Czar Faxiona? or other.

I also would call upon the chief statue maker to build a statue of you in the town square. Anyone opposing such idea will receive 20 lashes.

I'd like to volunteer to be Faxonia's resident gynecologist.

1. Brazil, good beaches, food, surfing, do some jiu jitsu. Only downside is learning Portuguese.

2. England, pretty cool & historic, would be an easy transition

3. Australia, beautiful land & people, easy transition

25 years ago I considered this question. Things have changed since then, but some of the considerations are worth repeating.

Safety, health care, English language, taxation, transportation - both within your new home, and the ability to get away if necessary. History of revolutions? History of natural disasters? Wars? Currency becoming worthless?

I settled on Australia, Luxemborg, Belize. Australia is the only one of that list I'd still consider.
Tonga...sorry, prone to tidal waves, and the only Tongans I ever hung out with were prone to sneak attacks on bystanders. Not cool.

Faxonia? I have here in my hand a list of Faxonian collaborators. I believe the citizens of Faxonia yearn to become BigOlChiefsfanlandians. Come the revolution, my REAL friends will all get phoney baloney jobs, and I promise a chicken in every pot. Better yet, we'll put our seeds and stems to good use, there'll be pot in every chicken. That's right.
Icky sticky chicky.

Watch your step there, Mr. BigOlChiefsfan.

Faxonia reserves the right to, if deemed necessary, declare war on BigOlChiefsfanlandia.

FAX

We'll just undermine you from within. We're sending all our Raiderfans your way. YOU try to get 'em off welfare.