Yay! (Clap clap clap) Beach tribe is back in!

You'll resume your rightful spot from here on out. We had heard you were dead, so we moved on.

Hootie's up.

Las Vegas Red Lights select Philip Rivers.

PM sent to Burger.

Dang. I was hoping Rivers would last to my pick.

I was trying to decide between Rivers and Roethlisberger at my pick

eh, don't want to give it away

someone's going to get a steal

I was going to take one of those two, but alas...

this Burger guy is a rookie that can't accept PM's, but I posted something on his visitor wall.

Hmm. He hasn't been on the site in two weeks.

Let's move on with jwazzie, and burger, if you show up, just jump in and draft whenever you arrive.

I sent a pm to jwazzie.

Allright, better late than never, right? Right? .....

I'll be the Atlantic City Hitmen

Excellent! Hitmen are in at the end of the first round.

1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Peyton Manning, QB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Matt Ryan, QB
3. Honolulu Hulas - Adrian Peterson, RB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Chris Johnson, RB
5. KC Kings - Tom Brady, QB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - M. Turner, RB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Joe Thomas, LT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
9. Banned guy
10. Cleveland Steamers - Drew Brees, QB
11. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Calvin Johnson, WR
12. Greenville Marauders - DeAngelo Williams, RB
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Ben Roethlistberger, QB

The St. Louis Commodes select Andre Johnson, WR

1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Peyton Manning, QB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Matt Ryan, QB
3. Honolulu Hulas - Adrian Peterson, RB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Chris Johnson, RB
5. KC Kings - Tom Brady, QB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Michael Turner, RB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Joe Thomas, LT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
9. Banned guy
10. Cleveland Steamers - Drew Brees, QB
11. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Calvin Johnson, WR
12. Greenville Marauders - DeAngelo Williams, RB
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Ben Roethlistberger, QB
14. St. Louis Commodes - Andre Johnson, WR
15. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Demarcus Ware, OLB

I wish the drafturbators would have joined this.

I like the pick Rain man. I was hoping by some miracle everyone would continue to focus on offense, and I'd be able to grab him at the bottom of round 2.

A couple QB's I'm surprised to still see out there.