Since my dad has had prostate cancer, I get the "check" earlier than most men. 35ish or so which is coming up REALLLLLLY ****ing fast.

That there is a far, far cry from "makes me want to just shove a 9in dildo up any man's ass I see"...You and me both, brother. And my dad has had all kinds of those issues.

Not me. I'm talking about it forever.

Your dad just really likes the pooper check. :D

He might. I don't know. It's not something we discuss over dinner.

Perhaps. However, I just try to take a more understanding approach to oral sex. It's not like I'm going to turn it down, but I'm not going to be the "dominant male" who forces the woman to preform oral such more for an act of submission rather than an act of pleasure. If it's on acceptable terms to both parties, I don't have a problem receiving oral stimulation. However, I don't necessarily like or appreciate the negative connotations that it can have, especially from a female to male perspective.

And it's not that I have a problem with submission/domination type of role playing either. That can be rather fun when both parties are in complete understanding of such a situation.

It's the blowjob as a demeaning, domineering thing that I have a problem with.

Okay, although I'm not sure why you'd talk about women giving me oral forever. But, hey, whatever gets you through the night.

Well that was more of a joke for Sacc's benefit. I'm not so liberated that I would put a 9in dildo up anyone's ass, to be honest. I don't want a 9in dildo up my own ass, in fact. And if we're really being honest....there's not too many men out there whose penises mimic that of a 9in dildo, I mean, let's be real about this.

But you're ok with it as long as she wants it that way, right?

Mine does. But only if I get to count sticking it in twice.

LOL.

I know the last time I got head, and held the back of her head and thrust my rod into her mouth until she gagged, repeating over and over "Suck it you filthy ****, you dirty whore of a woman, ahh **** yeah I enjoy being dominant!!!"

I'd imagine most girls give head because they like to do it or they want to please their partner.

My ex gave lousy head, and I didn't ask for it often, nor did I force the issue. But when I did get it, it was because SHE wanted to do it. The same with anal sex. If a woman doesn't want to get ****ed in the ass, then she's not going to let you, and if you want to be dominant, and do it anyhow...well that's called rape.

Don't act like anal sex or blowjobs are some sort of deviant act that alpha males force poor little innocent women into. A lot of chicks are dirty sluts that will go ATM.

If you don't want to reciprocate then that is your prerogative. I just think that if a man is so incline to have anal sex with a woman, that he should prepare himself for the reciprocal action. Otherwise, it makes him a hypocrite. A guy has a butthole the same as a woman. No difference between her getting it stuffed and him. If you don't want to do that, that's your choice. I'm not saying you have to. It's like the sado/masochist partnering.

However, I think that it's a bit demonstrative and demeaning and selfish if a guy wants to give a woman anal sex, but won't let her do it to him. If she doesn't want to, that's one thing, but it's downright piggish not to expect her to reciprocate in any event.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

I literally laughed for 5 minutes. Nice.

Samwellllll

YO MOUTH AIN'T MAAAADE FOR THAT!

You've got to be an accountant.