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wutamess 08-04-2009 02:43 PM
Did you text her yet?

Lumpy 08-04-2009 02:43 PM
I was going to stay off this thread, but...

SR, I'm sure ur a nice guy, (w/ clean sheets and sexy hands to boot-lol), u should do fine w/ this girl once u get the ball rolling... just be urself. :D

Iowanian 08-04-2009 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5946259)
Good grief, it's a miracle some of you ever get a chance to mate with the way you overcomplicate things. It's real simple, she's either interested or she's not, and nothing you do or say will make her interested if she isn't.
no shit.


It doesn't take all of the pillowbitery and deception.


You're a grown man, she's a game proven broad by your account. Ask her if she wants to come over, have some pig n blanket, mac n cheese.

She'll either deny the invite which is a pretty good hint, or she'll have a nice evening...or help you out of your pants. Its not rocket science.

Simply Red 08-04-2009 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5947350)
no shit.


It doesn't take all of the pillowbitery and deception.


You're a grown man, she's a game proven broad by your account. Ask her if she wants to come over, have some pig n blanket, mac n cheese.

She'll either deny the invite which is a pretty good hint, or she'll have a nice evening...or help you out of your pants. Its not rocket science.
TBH, Friday I was going to ask her to come over and bake some cookies w/ me (as a joke) and see how she responds. That's kinda funny, isn't it? Or is it lame?

Iowanian 08-04-2009 02:55 PM
That seems like a harmless way to kick things off.


You're not new to this, I'm not sure what the need for this is other than maybe some attention.

I think the cookies is a good idea, but I'm no pimp like Gochiefs and mecca.

Brock 08-04-2009 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5947398)
TBH, Friday I was going to ask her to come over and bake some cookies w/ me (as a joke) and see how she responds. That's kinda funny, isn't it? Or is it lame?
Did she think you were funny when you met her?

Hammock Parties 08-04-2009 02:56 PM
Jesus, just say "come over and hang out."

She's not going to say no.

Then you start making out. Don't be a pussy.

This one is practically begging for it. If you can't close this you are truly inept. You don't even have to drive anywhere where there are gay receptionists.

allen_kcCard 08-04-2009 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5947398)
TBH, Friday I was going to ask her to come over and bake some cookies w/ me (as a joke) and see how she responds. That's kinda funny, isn't it? Or is it lame?
Baking cookies is lame...ask her if she can come over and help you stuff a sausage.

Brock 08-04-2009 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5947405)
Jesus, just say "come over and hang out."

She's not going to say no.

Then you start making out. Don't be a pussy.

This one is practically begging for it. If you can't close this you are truly inept. You don't even have to drive anywhere where there are gay receptionists.
I hate to say it, but Douchebag is pretty close to the mark here.

Lumpy 08-04-2009 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5947412)
I hate to say it, but Douchebag is pretty close to the mark here.
This.

Iowanian 08-04-2009 03:01 PM
This thread should have been made to only be advice from III, Meatpeeker and the king of the chocolate hogs.....as a testament to planet advice of virgins past.

RJ 08-04-2009 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 5945972)
Ask her over to your place for dinner. Make a nice sensual meal. Have great sex. Rinse and repeat.
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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5945970)
Hmmm. Maybe ask her out on a date?


Why is this thread 8 pages long when the correct answers were given in the first 2 replies?

Superfluous.

Simply Red 08-04-2009 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5947404)
Did she think you were funny when you met her?
no, but she kept staring at me and was inquisitive about me, the short time I was there. And she seemed to want ME to know HER opinion on whatever my neighbor and I were talking about. Plus, I got her # inside of 10-mins. so...

keg in kc 08-04-2009 03:02 PM
Don't think too much about it. That's the best and easiest way to completely **** things up. Just talk to her, be yourself. Texting is a great thing. If you do invite her over, be casual about it, don't try to turn yourself into emeril to impress her with your l33t baking skills. Chocolate chip cookies with fua gras are not a good idea.

Simply Red 08-04-2009 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by allen_kcCard (Post 5947411)
Baking cookies is lame...ask her if she can come over and help you stuff a sausage.
I'm not really going to bake cookies, it's sort of a joke, <- maybe that needs to be via phone conv. vs. text.


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