Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6107764)

Please. The acerbic, sarcastic, know-it-all commentary on everything in life was all used up at the end of Clerks. The well was literally dry. And to have two disgruntled angels pull the same schtick as Dante and Randall was weak. Especially two disgruntled angels played by none other than Ben Affleck (Gigli, Pearl Harbor, Armageddon, Daredevil, etc. I mean ****. Ben Affleck could have his own wing in the Worst Movies of All Time's Hall of Fame.) and nancyboy, pudding headed Matt Damon. Let alone casting Screechy Rock, Mumbles Rickman, and the ultimate Hollywood hermaphrodite Linda Fionentino. Jay with a machine gun and Alanis Morrisette as God doing handstands? Are you ****ing kidding me? It's witless, stupid, played out garbage. You want commentary on the Catholic Church from a good movie? Go watch Beckett, Brook's History of the World or MP's Meaning of Life. This and every other Kevin Smith movie other than Clerks is garbage. Pure, unadulterated garbage. See Clerks 2 for proof. Also Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Holy shit, that is bad. And Mall Rats. Basically the same thing as Clerks with Jason Lee in the Randall role. The same tired crap all over again, but in color with those super special moments of Kevin Smith flying through the air. And it had Ben Affleck in it. Again. **** Kevin Smith and **** his ultra-shitty played out same schtick movies.

Originally Posted by SDChiefs (Post 6108064)

You.... Are...... Gay. And Linda Fionrentino is smoking.

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 6108022)

Are you actually going on the record saying Nothing But Trouble is a good movie.


Harrrrable, just makes you sad to see people you like involved with such an ill-conceived mess. You'd like to think there would be someone in the process who saw the 'naked emperor' they were constructing.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6108042)

So, you like Crank? With Jason Statham running around in a hospital gown with his anus hanging out? That really believable pseudo-rape scene with Amy Smart? Vote for Pedro as a ghey clubbing snitch? The line "Who wants white meat?" The whole concept of "bad Chinese shit" pumped into his veins by a sterioded Ricky Ricardo? And that Dwight Yokam as a back room, lost his license MD to the hooker and drug dealers of LA, who knows all about this "bad Chinese shit" and tells him to go drink some Red Bull and it will be all better. Plus the fact that he fell 17,000 feet from a helicopter, lived, and then had some chinese guys steal his heart? (Premise for Crank 2.) It was bad on every single level. It made Uwe Boll proud of his work.

What are you? 13 and mentally reeruned?

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 6108076)

Zoolander was so bad that I only watched the first 20 minutes.

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 6108036)

http://img.buzznet.com/assets/users9...60455823-2.jpg


http://blog.cleveland.com/ent_impact...dium_Drew2.jpg


no makeup...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_F7Ak1rQNp5...out_makeup.jpg

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6108071)

I'm not the one whose ghey if you think Linda is hot. Maybe hot if you like Ladyboys...She's got a deeper, gravelly voice than Johnny Lee Hooker.

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 6108086)

It took me 2 times to watch that movie. The 2nd time though I thought it was funny.


Also went and saw Super Troopers in the theatres and was incredibly disappointed. Then saw it a year later on DVD and laughed my ass off.

Originally Posted by shakesthecat (Post 6108035)

I submit Cloverfield for your consideration

Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6107694)

Tell me how she is fat and ugly?

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 6108088)

That's one Fugly bitch, man.

Originally Posted by Predarat (Post 6108098)

Skinny Butterfaced whore???
Is that better?

Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 6107369)

Good call on The Happening. I liked his first three and absolutely hated The Village. I "nothing"ed Lady in the Water, but going into The Happening my expectations could not have been lower. I was still shocked at how bad it was. It's like he's trying to suck.