I will get obnoxiously drunk and make out with a random chick in keeping with the holiday spirit. Then I'll throw up all over the place. I'll have to babysit my friend Dave I'm sure. Although I will be unbelievably hammered, Dave will assuredly be worse off than I am. He will probably pull his dick out in public or punch somebody's bay window out again.

Good times.

Oh, and I got a lesson on champagne today while I was at the store. Our local Price Cutter grocery store actually has a great selection of beer, alcohol, and wine. I was looking at all of the different champagne and feeling a bit overwhelmed. This guy (who does not work at the grocery store), comes up and asks if I'm doing alright. I was honest and said, "Not really." He asked what my tastes were, my price range, etc. Turns out, he's a distributor. Was telling me the difference between champagne and wine, which ones were dry vs which ones were sweeter, etc. He was really helpful. Even told me how to open a bottle...lol.

Hootie?

Sure.

I know my NYE will be eventful, the last 3 have been ****ing blasts.

So much for low key.... a couple of friends got a room on the Plaza, so I'll be out with the amateurs all night, trying to push Slayer into having a freakin' birthday drink this year.

I think we'll be down in the Waldo/Brookside area tonight. Not sure what bar(s) we're heading to yet, but should be a good time with a fun group.

Bought me sixer of Smirnoff Ice. Yeah, I'm hard core...

He was offering you some dick. :)

Yeah, I have to work.

I don't go out for NYE for the same reasons I don't go out for St. Patricks day and any other drinking holiday - DUI checkpoints, outrageous cover charges, 2 hours waits for cabs and drinks, and d-bags in ed hardy t-shirts who act like its their 21st birthday.

I'm such an old man sometimes.

Pro boozer.

Im having a hard time staying awake at work, staying up till 12 is going to be brutal.

Try a few Red Bulls. Those things keep me awake all night.

Just be careful not to drink too many or you won't be able to sleep.

Hmm will do, thanks!

Yeah, I wouldn't mind ending up at some dive bar, instead of the Plaza, Westport, or the P&L tonight... even though I could walk home from the Plaza if I had to. Google Maps does walking routes... I wonder if they have a Drunken Walking Route. :hmmm: