Has Jessica had all her shots? It affects one's decision, you know.

You can replace Jessica Alba with "hottest girl you know" if you want...

Anyone with an office job...if someone that hot came into your office...locked the office door...took off all of her clothes...signed an agreement to never tell anyone or you get 95 million dollars...I doubt the poll would be like this.

Dude, you know, there are people out there whose entire life isn't based on ****ing every hot piece of ass they can get their hands on.

That is supposed to happen before you get married.

Not after.

Well Dane, perhaps you are a better man than most...

Nah, dude. It just means that most people find themselves in disastrous marriages.

If you're really in the type of relationship that a marriage is supposed to represent, these kinds of questions are pretty silly, in all honesty.

Not for 95M... maybe 98M.

I would generously decline just because she isnt that hot no more

Dude, before I got married, I was a slut. I banged so many chicks that I lost count after first hundred. Seriously.

Once I met the girl that became my wife, that was done. I had never cheated in my life on anyone - if I didn't "feel" it anymore, I'd just break up with them. So, that last person in the world I'd cheat on is the woman I've been with for nearly 14 years.

Maybe you'll have that someday and maybe you won't.

But for the people that do, cheating just isn't an option.

you were keeping track all the way to 100?

Heh... reading that post and looking at your tagline (use of the plural term for the last 9 years) is kinda funny...

Quitter.:harumph:


I can see a younger Dane, hanging out at Parody Hall with "Mickey Franano and the Stinky Pinkies"( that's code-speak for The Front, or the band they became after that ), slammin' the booze and bangin' the broads.

Good times, good times...:D

JESUS ****ING CHRIST!!! CATCH THE MOTHER****ING BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/Todd Haley

I was going to try to come up with something clever for this.

Then I read this. I cannot compete with this. Well done Donger. ROFL

lol, if people only had sex to brag about it than fat chicks would never get any.

ROFL (Although I'm more inclined to believe he'd be doing the "happy Haley bop", all beach-style)

If we are replacing this with the "hottest girl we know" then it's different because we know them, if you meant, "hottest girl we know of" then yes. I'm good with fantasizing about celebs, well, because it's a small chance we ever actually meet anyone face to face, but I'm not fine with like a hot friend or something. Nope. In fact I don't even like it when he fantasizes about someone we actually know....if he does, I'd rather him not tell me.

Either way, we have our "lists" and for the most part, except Jennifer Connelly, whoever is on his list is on my list. So my answer would be, only if I can come too.