I think decision C is the best. (C) Go to a pet store, buy some fruit flies, ok with me still? Head to mcdonalds, buy a big mac, head home. Take the big mac out of the mcdonalds box and place it in the shipping box. Add the fruit flies. Poke a few holes in the box for air. Tape that bitch up. Send it to your ex. Surprise baby!

Give her a box

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:LOL: A developing pattern. :hmmm:

I'm amazed by how many women in the 18-28 age range hit on me, and I'm 44 years old. It almost inevitably turns out that they are frustrated by how immature the boys are in their age group.

She called you because she is either feeling guilty about how she left things with you, or she wants to see if she can still whistle and have you come running....probably the latter.

Don't play games or stand her up, you will lose whatever moral high ground you might have had. The best advice is "Sorry, I already have plans. In fact, this whole month is shaping up to be really busy."

....and your piercing eyes, refined tastes, and chiseled physique.

I know what you mean. I have younger chicks hitting on my constantly.
Always yelling, "You looking for a date?" or "You looking for a good time!?" THis shit happens out on the street all the time.

I had one ask me if I wanted a "Half and half" but I told her I don't drink coffee.

I am so awesome.

:hmmm:

Go lay across her front porch.
You seem to want to be her doormat....

I was just in a Starbucks the other day and this very attractive young woman behind the counter looked at me and said, "What would you like?" I have to tell you, it kind of floored me for a second. But then I figured, hey, she was the one with the courage to put herself out there, so I told her. But women are fickle, because then she didn't act interested at all.

Well that makes one of us.
Last time I went out clubbing I asked a chick to dance and she looked at me like I’d asked her to a date rape, audibly squealed then took off at slightly under a full sprint for the opposite corner of the room.

Last time I went clubbing, it wasn't called "clubbing".

Get a thinner girlfriend. That will show her.

Last time I went clubbing I quite literally carried a club.

Og?

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