Thank god this game is at the K. Guts is getting hit hard, but fortunately, none have gone out yet.

Umm...

Something I said?

Cabrera has hit a HR.

And you smell funny.

Guthrie doing well for not having his best stuff tonight

That he did, and he could had one more, and there was some hard hit balls that landed at the warning track power.

And thanks. Ladies love the smell of sawdust.

I hear you.

My lady loves the smell of my hardwood.

Come on Fatass... you can't let those two pitches go, since it was well placed in the middle...

Fatty rolls a slow grounder in the hole like a taco in his fat mouth!

Awesome! We're ahead! Last time I saw, we were down 2-0.

Good hustle.

Willie Wil...Cain beats it out

Fatty, like always, thrown out on the bases... The fat kid needs Weight Watchers!

shit

What a letdown of a inning....