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DaneMcCloud 07-26-2013 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9837409)
I guess you missed the post where I said I have IBS. :D

Oh, I absolutely did. :redface:

Try my solution and PM me. I was diagnosed almost three years ago and while I've found few remedies, the few I have found do work.

And BTW, IBS is just doctor lingo for "I'm Bull Shitting: I have no idea what's wrong with you".

'Hamas' Jenkins 07-26-2013 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9837415)
Oh, I absolutely did. :redface:

Try my solution and PM me. I was diagnosed almost three years ago and while I've found few remedies, the few I have found do work.

And BTW, IBS is just doctor lingo for "I'm Bull Shitting: I have no idea what's wrong with you".

I come from a long line of people with guts of aluminum foil. Oddly, I have an iron bladder. My mom once told me she thought I was part camel, and a girl who heard me pissing from 30 feet away told me that I must have an amazingly powerful prostate.

Perhaps she was hitting on me, or she was just a really weird med student. I'm not sure.

luv 07-26-2013 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9836545)

Love it. Wish it didn't have the subtitles. That was friggin hilarious.

Psyko Tek 07-26-2013 11:05 PM

depends on how cheap on went on the beer the night before


it' ain't the duration, it's the frequency

Simply Red 07-26-2013 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9835875)
Been having a run of dub minute clean breakers. 5 in a row to be exact.

What a run.

BlackHelicopters 07-27-2013 06:57 AM

Just did a no wipe job. Pleasantly surprised. Made my day.

bevischief 07-27-2013 07:09 AM

Depends on if I am doing a cleanse or not.

BlackHelicopters 07-27-2013 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 9837615)
Depends on if I am doing a cleanse or not.

LMAO

Eleazar 07-27-2013 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9836914)
I ate some Fiber One bars awhile back and thought I was going to ****ing die. My guts were more unstable than the Baltic States after the dissolution of Yugoslavia.

I ate those once, and I was burning holes in my couch and all my chairs for the rest of the day.

TLO 07-27-2013 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 9837708)
I ate those once, and I was burning holes in my couch and all my chairs for the rest of the day.

:hmmm:

Pasta Little Brioni 07-27-2013 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9837521)
What a run.

Hit 7 in a row this morning, but the attempt for number 8 ended in horror. Still an epic journey of clean wipes though. Seeing that brown on number 8 was quite scary.

ChiTown 07-27-2013 11:36 AM

Can't wait for the first preseason game to get here......

TLO 07-27-2013 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 9838046)
Can't wait for the first preseason game to get here......

Are you saying this is a shitty thread?

Pepe Silvia 07-27-2013 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9837610)
Just did a no wipe job. Pleasantly surprised. Made my day.

Ya gotta love the no wipers.

Bowser 07-27-2013 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 9835996)
Not long. I want to punch people that sit in there for 20 minutes.

Let them finish and clean up first, for Christ's sake.


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