Am not. I can quit whenever I want.

Heh. Not judging.Been with girls that like that as a starter. My self defilement just runs in different directions...

Well, 100% with my guys because I'm probably going to make fun of you in front of your friends if you don't.

You tease yourself, don't you.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH! No!"

Look, I really don't have much of a selection here. Please behave yourself and answer properly, or God help me, I'll have to ask BEP.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

I assume if you care about a girl, the percentage goes up. But we have a low sub culture of ****ing that skews whatever grading curve I can give.

I think guys like to feel like they're king shit and that their lovestick is an incredible portal of pleasure. I also think guys think they're giving more orgasms than they're really giving. But shhh. And dear God, this will page Pawnmower.

I'm sure most of the guys here will admit that their right hand can take a joke.

Thank you my dear. The wife answered that it was probably 70/30 and not in a good way (for the females).

Romi Rain is another good one

When I was single I really put the time in if I was dating someone. I never really dated anyone that long and figured if/when it went bad it was free advertising.

"He was a total @$$hole but good in the sack..."

I've always had an advantage drinking though. Even after finishing I'll stay at salute forever. In high school it was actually a problem because I'd end up spending an hour in a bedroom, car, woods or something by myself afterwards. It was a pain.

But just like my hair I'm slowly losing that as well.

I'm not some porn fanatic these days, but when I was a kid Stacy Donovan was IT for me.

I've slept with you. I guess I can cross that off my bucket list.

It's probably for the best.

We're talking about 38 year old (today) Favre here an' not 28 year old Favre...

Ah, the old "confident he can stick it in any tight space."

Another thing I was more successful at 10 years ago...