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This topic reminds of an old joke
Dude was going down on a girl and got a piece of corn in his mouth,he tossed it aside and kept on until he got a green bean.Once again he tossed it aside but was getting concerned then he got a pea and finally looked up and asked,"baby are you sick?" and she replied,"no but the guy before you was. |
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It's a shame. I feel for the guy that told his wife but what else is he supposed to do? |
Buy yourself a small dog that likes to lick and sneak him in bed with you...?
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If you want some nice computer wallpaper, google "stinky vagina", choose "images" and save a screen shot.
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She was like a 9/10. Amazing. She showered daily. Terrible smelling vagina. At that point in my life I just figured it was normal. Next girl I banged, odorless. I was like, "whoa! This girl is incredible!" Since then, the smelly ones are not nearly as frequent as the odorless ones but I certainly don't discriminate! I'm not entirely convinced it's a hygiene thing, either. I swear. This girl I referenced from high school is still amazingly hot and she ALWAYS has a long term boyfriend...so apparently I'm not the only one that can look past it to bang a former all-state dancer! Did I mention that I miss her!?! |
I remember the first time I ever fingered her...I was 16, pretty happy little bear, dropped her off, was driving home, smelled my finger (of course), and OMG, I almost threw up
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If it's yeast it will actually smell like yeast and, again, means she doesn't give a ****. Sounds like she's depressed and doesn't care (best case.) Or depressed and squatting shaft elsewhere. Or depressed and got bored and caught something while squatting shaft elsewhere... |
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For those people, only antibiotics or severe dietary restrictions will stop the smell. |
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I'm still friends with that girl, and will never look at her without thinking of smelly vag. She has no clue I know, either. |
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