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Nzoner 02-05-2015 10:44 AM

This topic reminds of an old joke

Dude was going down on a girl and got a piece of corn in his mouth,he tossed it aside and kept on until he got a green bean.Once again he tossed it aside but was getting concerned then he got a pea and finally looked up and asked,"baby are you sick?" and she replied,"no but the guy before you was.

MahiMike 02-05-2015 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11311631)
I have never, ever, experienced this issue. It was clearly an old joke on Yahoo and the OP thought the it was post worthy.

Anyway, if a man ever experiences something like this, both he and his lady friend should visit a doctor for antibiotics.

Healthy women and men that bathe/shower daily shouldn't have this issue.

I dunno. I've experienced this with more than one woman. Some ladies are so strong you can literally smell it with their clothes on. It's usually with the older gals. Think something inside is slowly dying. May be time for a hysterectomy.

It's a shame. I feel for the guy that told his wife but what else is he supposed to do?

Hoopsdoc 02-05-2015 10:50 AM

Buy yourself a small dog that likes to lick and sneak him in bed with you...?

SPchief 02-05-2015 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 11311932)
I dunno. I've experienced this with more than one woman. Some ladies are so strong you can literally smell it with their clothes on. It's usually with the older gals. Think something inside is slowly dying. May be time for a hysterectomy.

It's a shame. I feel for the guy that told his wife but what else is he supposed to do?

Tell her to a. go to the doctor again and b. douche that shit out

gblowfish 02-05-2015 10:55 AM

If you want some nice computer wallpaper, google "stinky vagina", choose "images" and save a screen shot.

Nzoner 02-05-2015 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Hoopsdoc (Post 11311938)
Buy yourself a small dog that likes to lick and sneak him in bed with you...?

don't forget the peanut butter

Hootie 02-05-2015 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11311631)
I have never, ever, experienced this issue. It was clearly an old joke on Yahoo and the OP thought the it was post worthy.

Anyway, if a man ever experiences something like this, both he and his lady friend should visit a doctor for antibiotics.

Healthy women and men that bathe/shower daily shouldn't have this issue.

I have experienced it, and honestly, with some GORGEOUS girls one specifically from high school (when I was in high school sickos)...

She was like a 9/10. Amazing. She showered daily. Terrible smelling vagina. At that point in my life I just figured it was normal.

Next girl I banged, odorless. I was like, "whoa! This girl is incredible!"

Since then, the smelly ones are not nearly as frequent as the odorless ones but I certainly don't discriminate!

I'm not entirely convinced it's a hygiene thing, either. I swear. This girl I referenced from high school is still amazingly hot and she ALWAYS has a long term boyfriend...so apparently I'm not the only one that can look past it to bang a former all-state dancer!

Did I mention that I miss her!?!

Hootie 02-05-2015 10:57 AM

I remember the first time I ever fingered her...I was 16, pretty happy little bear, dropped her off, was driving home, smelled my finger (of course), and OMG, I almost threw up

Rausch 02-05-2015 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 11311932)
I dunno. I've experienced this with more than one woman. Some ladies are so strong you can literally smell it with their clothes on.

If it's the fish+armpit combo smell it's basic hygiene. She's slacking and likely no longer giving a ****.

If it's yeast it will actually smell like yeast and, again, means she doesn't give a ****.

Sounds like she's depressed and doesn't care (best case.)
Or depressed and squatting shaft elsewhere.
Or depressed and got bored and caught something while squatting shaft elsewhere...

Baby Lee 02-05-2015 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 11311951)
don't forget the peanut butter

Denverchief prefers jelly.

gblowfish 02-05-2015 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11311958)
I remember the first time I ever fingered her...I was 16, pretty happy little bear, dropped her off, was driving home, smelled my finger (of course), and OMG, I almost threw up

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/536...mell-my-finger

Baby Lee 02-05-2015 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 11311965)
If it's the fish+armpit combo smell it's basic hygiene. She's slacking and likely no longer giving a ****.

If it's yeast it will actually smell like yeast and, again, means she doesn't give a ****.

Sounds like she's depressed and doesn't care (best case.)
Or depressed and squatting shaft elsewhere.
Or depressed and got bored and caught something while squatting shaft elsewhere...

There is evidence that some suffer from a genetic metabolism disorder resulting in scent. For some it's instant BO, for others it's the 'fishy smell. IIRC they've IDed specfic DNA segments that signify the ability to metabolize certain foods better. Some metabolize it fully or shove it on into the intestines and out the other end, while others direct aromatic compounds right to oil and perspiration glands on the skin. I believe one or the other is correlated with the amount of ear wax one produces.

For those people, only antibiotics or severe dietary restrictions will stop the smell.

Rausch 02-05-2015 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11311989)
There is evidence that some suffer from a genetic metabolism disorder resulting in scent.

And for most it's the other things...

TimBone 02-05-2015 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 11311836)
Does it really matter at this point? You already know her sausage wallet smells like Joe's Crab Shack, why do you care what she looks like?

Blow jobs and titty ****ing, bro.

TimBone 02-05-2015 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11311958)
I remember the first time I ever fingered her...I was 16, pretty happy little bear, dropped her off, was driving home, smelled my finger (of course), and OMG, I almost threw up

One night in the ninth grade, a couple of buddies and I rode our bikes across town to hang out with some girks we were friendly with from school. While we were there, one of my buddies fingered one of the girls. When we left and were riding our bikes back home, something smelled ****ing terrible. It was dudes fingers. What made it worse wasnthere was three of us and only two bikes, so he was riding on somebodies handle bars. We made the dude take his t-shirt off and wrap his fingers in it to cover up the smell.

I'm still friends with that girl, and will never look at her without thinking of smelly vag. She has no clue I know, either.


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