You're doing it wrong.

Take it and go get me a nice piece of ass.

How do you know what I am doing?

Part of it for some camera gear and the other part for walking around money during a March trip to New York.

What camera gear?

Would you be so kind as to chime in on this: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/bb/showp...&postcount=308

I don't, but if you are having to pay in $1,800 as a single person with an average job (I'm assuming that you aren't consistently in the upper tax bracket) then there are things you could be doing to lower your tax burden and keep more of your money in your pocket.

Explain this to me then... When I added in my wife's W2 (she earned 25% of what I earned in '14) our federal return dropped by 60%. I don't see how that could have happened unless all our taxable income was taxed in the higher bracket.

Tell her to stay at home and make you a sandwich.

Sounds like she's not withholding very much. If you have a lower income (which presumably she does unless you're making $1m and she's making $250,000), then the default in most payrolls is that you won't be paying much or anything in taxes. So little or nothing gets taken out.

But she's not paying low taxes because her income gets stacked on top of yours. So she's actually paying a pretty high rate, and she's paying it on all of her income since your income has already sucked up the exemptions and deductions for the most part. So the little person with the green eyeshade wants a lot of tax money from her as the day of reckoning arrives.

The kind that lets you finish in the butt? That is classy.

She lets you finish and then squirts it back out into a martini glass to gargle in front of you.

Dinner and a show. Dinner for her. Show for you.

So if my income took us to the edge of a bracket, all of her taxable income would be taxed at the higher bracket. And since her income was originally taxed at a much lower rate than the higher bracket, the difference is sucked back out of of the refund. I guess that makes sense. It makes me wonder if it would have been better to file individually instead of jointly.

That is ****ing disgusting

Sam Adams. To wash the taste of cigarettes and joker spit from my mouth. From the hooker and blow binge.