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Mr. Flopnuts 09-14-2016 11:21 AM

Oh good. I thought my reincarnation was getting bumped up from Thursday morning. I'm glad that's not the case. I don't like tempting fate.

MagicHef 09-14-2016 11:34 AM

Hmm... to be honest, there may be worse places to live a short, horror-filled life.

https://epblog.s3.amazonaws.com/blog..._153851216.jpg

MIAdragon 09-14-2016 11:37 AM

lets have it.

Pointer19 09-14-2016 01:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Pointer19 (Post 12423803)
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Originally Posted by Pointer19 (Post 12422604)
Me! :P

:cuss::cuss::cuss:

All right, Pointer19, you're up on the execution/resurrection block.

Gender Male
Intelligence 100
Appearance 100
Wealth 100
Nation United States of America
Region Hudson Valley, NY
Population 853,000

He'll come back as a stunning, brilliant, and rich man.
Damn. I would've liked some change, man. :D:D

bricks 09-15-2016 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12425515)
We'll have four reincarnations today, starting with bricks.

Gender Female
Intelligence 77
Appearance 87
Wealth 31
Nation China
Region Chongqing Shi
Population 9,115,900

He'll come back as a quite hot and relatively sharp woman in the outlying areas of Chongquing, China, albeit from a relatively low caste. I'm going to guess that he'll be an attractive farm worker in an outlying town like this:

https://mw2.google.com/mw-panoramio/...m/81273132.jpg

A poor hot woman coming from a low caste in a country like China? Great! Lol....I'm either gonna get raped or kidnapped and made a sex slave. No thanks. I think I'd rather stay dead.

luv 09-15-2016 07:51 AM

I'll get reincarnated.

stumppy 09-15-2016 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12425561)
Stumppy's road to reincarnation involves good genes and a bad situation.

Gender Female
Intelligence 81
Appearance 60
Wealth 53
Nation Chad
Region Abdi
Population 114,055


Abdi is part of the Ouaddai region of Chad, in the southeast part of the country adjacent to the Darfur region of Sudan. I suspect that you'll use your intelligence to avoid the military and learn about scavenging.

http://photo.linknca.com/media/s/791...ot_530_354.jpg

ROFL


"Help....Mr. Wizard I don't want to be reincarnated anymore."

"Dwizzlew dwazzle dwazzle dwome time for this one to come home"

MagicHef 09-15-2016 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 12423852)
This entire thread is mostly a reminder that one of the absolute best things to ever happen to us was the fact that we were born in the USA.

Just being born in another country might not necessarily be so terrible, but being born a poor woman in another country? Yikes.

I'm not sure if Rain Man meant for this thread to advance feminism, but it seems like it might be pretty effective at it.

cwhocares 09-15-2016 10:25 AM

And I thought I had to much time on my hands.

Rain Man 09-15-2016 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 12427597)
Just being born in another country might not necessarily be so terrible, but being born a poor woman in another country? Yikes.

I'm not sure if Rain Man meant for this thread to advance feminism, but it seems like it might be pretty effective at it.


That may be an inadvertent impact. Actually, I think it's interesting to look at life in these other places. One of my theories is that a lot of third world countries may not be as bad as we think, per magichef's lemonade that he's finding in central India. We'll see how it turns out.

Rain Man 09-15-2016 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 12422373)
These are fun. I'm in!

Flopnuts is today's first reincarnation. He's a thoroughly average guy who walked into a good situation in Nanyang, China. (Yet another inland Chinese city.)

He's living the urban lifestyle and rocking it.

Male
52
52
90
China
Nanyang
19,119,456

I'm guessing that he lives in on an upper floor of a nice high-rise.

http://photos.wikimapia.org/p/00/03/24/85/67_big.jpg

Rain Man 09-15-2016 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 12422413)
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Your wish was fulfilled, kind of.

Gender Male
Intelligence 17
Appearance 6
Wealth 41
Nation India
Region Raipur
Population 4,063,872

I'm guessing that you'll live in a place like this if you're lucky, but only if you're lucky. And frankly, the fact that you'll be both dense and horribly unattractive are going to hurt your prospects. No offense.

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qim...t_to_webp=true

Rain Man 09-15-2016 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 12422420)
In!

Today is apparently our day to catch up on China.

Gender Male
Intelligence 50
Appearance 58
Wealth 7
Nation China
Region Neijiang
Population 4,194,004

Some poor people in Neijiang live in places like this, but you may actually be homeless.

http://mw2.google.com/mw-panoramio/p...m/39360738.jpg

ThaVirus 09-15-2016 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 12423677)
So I want you all to know that if any of you turn out to be smoking hot chicks located in some awful country -- there is a standing offer of marriage (pre-nup required) from a well-to-do, intelligent, pleasant, funny, but rather ugly fellow residing in lovely western Canada.

Mail order bride your way out of hell and come to Calgary.


http://calgary.csc-dcc.ca/img/conten...arySkyline.jpg

Well, shit. That's beautiful as ****.

Mr. Flopnuts 09-15-2016 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12427696)
Flopnuts is today's first reincarnation. He's a thoroughly average guy who walked into a good situation in Nanyang, China. (Yet another inland Chinese city.)

He's living the urban lifestyle and rocking it.

Male
52
52
90
China
Nanyang
19,119,456

I'm guessing that he lives in on an upper floor of a nice high-rise.

http://photos.wikimapia.org/p/00/03/24/85/67_big.jpg

As a descendant of Gan Ning (General of Wu during the Three Kingdoms) I've found myself well off financially, and therefore socially and with the woman as I'm fairly normal looking, and speaking. I like spending my weekends on the Bai River, and casually shopping at the Dannisi Underground Shopping Mall where I continue to add to my collection of sunglasses, and picking up loose women.

I frequent the Yes Bar and the Romance Bar at night because who doesn't like a lot of yes when it comes to romance? Whenever the mood to gamble strikes, you'll find me at Club 88 before it's go time on the roulette. I like to gamble and ****, and drink! All. Night. Long.

I try not to let it interfere with my job as the general manager of the tobacco factory. It's a rather large factory, and being the overseer of such a large operation I've found ways to delegate most of my responsibilities to underlings who are too afraid of my presence to question me.

Being in the top 10 percentile of income has allowed me to live a life of privilege and I've abused that power in every sense of the term. There are the haves, and the have nots, and I remind people of that to fulfill my every whim. It's not an amazing life, but it's one that suits me very well and I'm grateful I've been the rapor instead of the rapee in this existence.


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