Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 14293827)

WOW! You see folks, THIS is the creativity that keeps me coming back to chiefs planet.

I'm reeruned?

Name ONE ****ING THING that I posted about Reid that is incorrect.

YOU HAVE ALL witnessed this ****ing guy's LEGENDARY pant shitting on the sidelines for years.

Am I the only one that remembers any of that shit?

As far as having "crazy expectations" the only expectations I have are for the head football coach to be involved with the entire team, win a superbowl before I and other planeteers die, and maybe, JUST ****ING MAYBE have a coach call plays in a manner that when he pulls something so asinine like the Pete Carroll superbowl call, that I could actually be surprised.

But I wont be.

That Carroll superbowl call is THE go-to number 1 ranked file in Andy Reid's spank bank. Guarantee he faps to that play ritualisticly coating his unit in bacon grease and lard.

Reid spends A LOT of time with his head up his ass, basking in the ambiance of that greaseburger he pounded before the game before it makes its exit.

Folks love to lambast Dee Ford for the offside, but had "the genius" not been shut out in the first half, and from the mouth of Mahomes, refused to make adjustments until the entire half was wasted, we probably dont go to OT.

**** Reid. He's the same hairbrained bullshit playcaller and time manager hes always been. The difference is he has a football God in a kids body at quarterback to mask his dipshittery.

As far as total wins go, big ****in deal. Marty won a ton of games. Didn't mean shit without any championships.

Lucky bastard got Alzheimer's so he can finally ****in sleep at night.

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 14293844)

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;He will be to the Royals what Patrick Mahomes is to the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a>.&quot; <br>-<a href="https://twitter.com/jimcallisMLB?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@jimcallisMLB</a> <a href="https://t.co/U6OasDJ3T0">pic.twitter.com/U6OasDJ3T0</a></p>— Dani Welniak (@KCTVDani) <a href="https://twitter.com/KCTVDani/status/1135690359936344064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 3, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Originally Posted by Naptown Chief (Post 14293834)

Sometimes I fart into a balloon and then sniff it. It smells like fart and rubber. I don't like the smells of farts or rubber, except new tires. New tires smell good but most, if not all, other rubber smells bad. Farts generally smell bad too, though sometimes when I have a cold I can't smell farts. I hate when I get the cold or flu. Sneezing tickles, which I hate too. I'm very ticklish and used to get tickled all the time. Sneezing also smells weird. I think diarrhea smells horrible and much worse than farts or normal poop. I sometimes chuckle when I hear the word poop. I like to chuckle. Chuckling makes me happy and feel good. Pooping makes me feel good too unless it's diarrhea. Sometimes, when I have explosive diarrhea, I go so many times that wiping my ass makes my butthole hurt. I've even noticed blood on my toilet paper from wiping so much. Diarrhea and blood on toilet paper smell the worst! Other than diarrhea, I like to poop in my Gerber toilet. I think they make amongst the best toilets in the industry. Harder to clog them than most of the competition. I just wish they had built in air freshener. I hate the dilemma of spraying air freshener after washing my hands when I forget to spray first, but I hate smelling diarrhea more

Originally Posted by Red Dawg (Post 14294178)

Mahomes is a very unique talent. There is no next Mahomes. In many ways he's in a category all his own.

He's like Favre and Rogers rolled into one.

Originally Posted by staylor26 (Post 14293858)

Belichick’s defenses have allowed 40+ pts 7 times in his career. 3 of those times have been against Andy and the Chiefs.

But yea he’s a just ****ing moron that scares nobody :facepalm:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 14293861)

If Reid knew how to implement a true running game into his offense ( and not just screen runs), he would be the most prolific offensive mind in the league, and a TRUE match to Belicheat's defensive mastery. A great run game controls the clock and gives the defense more time to rest up for the next series.

Originally Posted by Naptown Chief (Post 14293834)

Sometimes I fart into a balloon and then sniff it. It smells like fart and rubber. I don't like the smells of farts or rubber, except new tires. New tires smell good but most, if not all, other rubber smells bad. Farts generally smell bad too, though sometimes when I have a cold I can't smell farts. I hate when I get the cold or flu. Sneezing tickles, which I hate too. I'm very ticklish and used to get tickled all the time. Sneezing also smells weird. I think diarrhea smells horrible and much worse than farts or normal poop. I sometimes chuckle when I hear the word poop. I like to chuckle. Chuckling makes me happy and feel good. Pooping makes me feel good too unless it's diarrhea. Sometimes, when I have explosive diarrhea, I go so many times that wiping my ass makes my butthole hurt. I've even noticed blood on my toilet paper from wiping so much. Diarrhea and blood on toilet paper smell the worst! Other than diarrhea, I like to poop in my Gerber toilet. I think they make amongst the best toilets in the industry. Harder to clog them than most of the competition. I just wish they had built in air freshener. I hate the dilemma of spraying air freshener after washing my hands when I forget to spray first, but I hate smelling diarrhea more

Originally Posted by Best22 (Post 14293545)

That offense put up 30 on Dallas and 26 on New Orleans

Yeah...let’s just say it would’ve been a tussle

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 14294317)

Gold Bond powder is good for scorching anus and other bung related afflictions.

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 14294348)

But it's not anti fungal