C'mon. Roll that beautiful bean footage!

Maybe your fat ass wife does a lot of cannon balls.


OK, that was mean...

and a Q....

Catch some moonbeams in a jar and save them over a period of weeks. Then masturbate all around your pool. Release the moonbeams all at once, take a black light, and look for footprints in the semen.

It’s just common sense.

did you get over there yet and suck your neighbors dick hard to show him a lesson

I am disappointed to return from work and not have a resolution!

If I had to guess, it's Notorious from this thread who's stealing your shit, or that neighbor.

One thing is for sure, and that is you are correct. Some mother****er is stealin' your pool water. What are you gonna do about it :$2500:

The earlier suggestion of a couple of shots over his head should not be discounted.

We need answers now, tripletwat.

Don't hit and run this shit.

The suspense is killing me . . .

If he already drained his pool and cleaned it, he won't need to steal more water until spring.

Maybe got scooped up by the helicopter while staking out his own pool like the urban myth of the scuba diver in the forest fire.

Any update on who was drinking all the asswater?

What sound does Water make when it leaves a pool?


Doooooooooouche

I don't know if I can go to bed tonight, IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GODDAMNED WATER!!!!