Dude. Dolphins do nothing BUT rape people!

Look it up, man!

They always have a water tight alibi

Watson to the Dolphins would make them as good as anybody besides the Chiefs in the AFC, but that OL is going to be a huge problem.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but there are a lot of dolphins around Jeffrey Epstein's island. Some people claim Hillary hit Epstein. Others point to Prince Andrew. We all know who really put out the contract on Epstein's head, don't we?


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You might be on to something. It does seem fishy. When the finger gets pulled out of that dike it will all come gushing out

I thought the Dolphins were banking on Tua?

Yeah, it seems fishy and that's just what they want you to think. Dolphins are mammals, man. Some poor mother****er calls the cops saying "I just got ass ****ed by a fish!" and these diabolical mother****ers just say "Don't look at me - I'm a mammal, baby. Check it out - warm blood, no gills. You got nuthin' on me." And they're cute enough to get away with it. They just swim off into the sunset while some fugly barracuda gets his ass deep fried for a crime he didn't commit.

Interesting. Dolphins are seeking pick protections in case he's prosecuted.

I read that last one as Dolphins seeking prick protection something something prostitutes. My mind is too warped to stay on topic so I have to leave now

The fact that it’s that complicated tells me it’s not likely that we see a deal anytime soon.

They also want 3 firsts and 2 seconds. If the Dolphins actually pay that much their front office is one of the shittiest in sports.

Honestly, can someone tell me where this myth that the Dolphins are a team on the rise came from? Flores is a decent coach but their front office is bottom tier. They wasted a ****ing shitload of money in the 2020 free agency and half of their big ticket players were cut after one season.

Kyle Van Noy 4 years 51 million 30 million guaranteed. Cut.
Shaq Lawson 3 years 30 million 20 million guaranteed. Cut
Ereck ****ing Flowers 3 years 30 million almost 20 million guaranteed. Traded, and the Dolphins had to foot 6 million to facilitate it.

Their 2020 draft class was abysmal despite having 3 first rounders. Tagovailoa over Herbert is a ****ing disaster, Austin Jackson is pretty ****ing terrible, and Noah Igbinoghene has had a terrible off-season, getting smoked by backups repeatedly.

That’s interesting. I hadn’t even considered that.


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Is it the fact that they fleeced Bill OBrien, because that's a pretty ****ing low bar to set for success. They arguably got fleeced just as badly in return by the Steelers. A mid first used on a shitty OT in exchange for a 2x first team All Pro S on a rookie deal. Way to go, guys.

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