Yordano's Barkkkkade better have bumper cars

Ted Williams Brain Freeze ice cream

God damn this one is funny

All of those options ****ing suck though. There are people who still have satellite? For real?

The kids are right.

Baseball has a lot of bad TV deals and they need to figure it out. To have the mindset that people should have cable is foolish.

New regime + free MLB.TV through my wifes TMobile device = my engagement to help make Royals GDTs Great Again

LFG

I would wash those down with a George Brett Pain in the Ass

Goeege brett fresh snow crab

Only a few more huge embarrassing failures until I’m numbed into indifference.

Willie Aikens Bobblehead night with $1 Cokes

Over/under on date Royals are mathematically eliminated?

I bet the royals GDT thread will be halved by Saturday

I saved myself the trouble and started the season with expectations of disappointment. 2014, 2015 was the exception, the Royals are back to normal.

March 31st

Missed the game. Should I watch on dvr? Was it good?

Stay for the 5th inning AB where Melendez refuses to take a bases loaded walk on a pitch that was 5 feet out of the zone, only to then hit a weak ass ball for an inning ending double-play.

I watched these guys pretty closely last year. I think Witt Jr, MJ and Vinnie will all be pretty decent ballplayers, but if we are hitching the wagons to these guys being All-Star caliber players, we will be rebuilding for the next decade. Witt Jr took defensive, half swings at pitches in every AB. I hope I'm wrong, but he is not a star. Hopefully I get to come back and eat crow on that one. Good ballplayer, but I watched pretty closely last year and he's never going to be an MVP-Caliber player.