Fizzle

I’ll see you in hell umpire crew! You soulless one who sucks the peniss!!! May your families all have lonely funerals.

2-19 for the top 4 in the lineup.

That’s the game right there.

Well poop. Also **** the guardians.

Also, can we stop calling James McArthur the “General”? If General MacArthur had been as bad at his job as James is, we’d all be speaking Japanese or German.

For chrissakes JJ, get us a reliever who can strike mother****ers out. And after that acquisition, get another reliever who can strike mother****ers out. And then trade McArthur for Trout.

Well, this group has a light of fight in them.

What they don’t have is a major league closer.


Might wanna do something about that . . . . .

He needs to be demoted.

I don’t agree with the speaking other languages part, but yeah, the “general” thing is crap. Dude has done next to nothing to earn a nickname. And frankly, McArthur wasn’t the greatest general anyway…

General McShithispants

There. There's his new name.

No worries. He’s been demoted to colonel.

Not even sure if I’d go PFC at this point.

Gomer Pyle of SHIT!

Lost in this is Cole Ragans. Dude was nails again.

And is Hunter Renfroe above the Mendoza line now? He’s quietly getting his shit together.

Should’ve swept those trident carrying queers, but even with the loss today, this team is the real deal. Great series.

That said, the Jankees are coming to town…. Time to butt rape those Bronx poser jagoffs.

Shazam!