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bo, him get ready for drop bomb bomb bomb... red white (ha! injun, pale face) & blew (ewwww! :shake: ) by you plenty heap fine plane... plenty heap fine crew fellas... we go come back ok, ok? :( :Peace: :arrow: :harumph: PBJ PBJ PBJ |
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B-17 #14 Lucy Quipment II Lucy Reloaded Pilot Bob_Damned_Dole (6) Copilot Clint in Wichita (6) Bombardier 2bikemike (6) Navigator Loki (1) Engineer chief52 (6) Radio Op. old_geezer (6) Tail Gunner chiefsfan58 (6) Ball Turret Gunner RINGLEADER (6) Right Waist Gunner Patteeu (6) Left Waist Gunner FloridaChief (1) Target: Rouen Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 1 Me110 driven off by fighters Zone 3 Out: Western Channel 3 Fw190s attack chiefsfan58 fires, misses patteeu fires, misses chief52 fires, misses ringleader fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Fw scores 3 hits -tailplane is slightly damaged -superficial damage to nose -superficial damage to starboard wing Fw scores 3 hits -pilot compartment windscreen is shattered, exposing Bob_Damned_Dole and Clint in Wichita to the elements. The pilot and copilot confer, and elect to follow through with the bombing run before they drop out of formation. -superficial damage to starboard wing -port wing inboard fuel tank is hit and leaking. It appears that it wont be a problem given the moderate length of the mission. 2 Fws circle, attack again patteeu fires, misses chief52 fires, damages Fw190 2bikemike fires, damages Fw190 old geezer fires, misses Damage Fw misses, breaks off attack Damaged Fw scores 3 hits -superficial damage to radio room -superficial damage to starboard wing -superficial damage to tail Damaged Fw breaks off attack Zone 4 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 5 Me109s attack 1 is driven away by fighters 2bikemike fires, misses loki fires, kills Me109 chiefsfan58 fires, misses patteeu fires, kills Me109 chief52 fires, misses ringleader fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 3 hits -superficial damage to starboard wing -port wing landing gear is knocked out of commission -pilot compartment A nasty shot kills Bob_Damned_Dole with a hit to the lower back, and ClintinWichita sustains a light wound to the right thigh. Despite his wound, ClintinWichita takes over the flight. Me circles, attacks again chiefsfan58 fires, kills Me109 patteeu fires, misses chief52 fires, misses Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Heavy Flak 2 hits -pilot compartment heat is knocked out of commission -starboard tailplane root is damaged 2bikemike will not be denied, despite the flak 20% score Zone 4: France (Leaving Target Zone) 2 Me109s driven off by fighters Zone 3 Back: Western Channel Having held out as long as possible, ClintinWichita descends out of formation so he can avoid frostbite. Old_geezer cuts a deal with two other badly damaged B-17s that need to descend as well, and the three planes drop down in formation. Six fighters that have found their way into the formation also agree to descend and watch out for the crippled planes. The downside for Lucy Quipment is that the lower altitude will make the fuel burn faster. Loki does some quick calculations, and determines that the plane can make it back to base, but itll be close. Zone 2: English Channel Lucy Quipment IIs little friends stay busy over the Channel. 2 Me110s are driven off by the fighters 3 Fw109s are driven off by the fighters 1 Me109 is driven off by the fighters No enemy Zone 1: England Bad weather visibility is low and its raining The weather is a problem, because Lucy Quipment is burning fuel even faster now. ClintinWichita bids adieu to his little squadron, banks left, and heads to the coast. The fuel sensors are going off now, as he crosses over the coast and small fishing villages. The weather is making it tough to find an airfield, and the crew sits nervously as old_geezer works the phones, relaying messages up to ClintinWichita via chief52. The plane descends lower, lower down to only a few hundred feet as the plane searches for a place to land. At last, an airfield appears. Clint lines up for a tough landing bad weather, strange airfield, dead pilot, low fuel, wounded copilot, landing gear inoperable, and the windscreen gone. He takes a deep breath, sets the glide slope, and coasts in for a perfect belly landing, the rain smoothing the skid and not even kicking up sparks. Give it a few days repair, fly it back to base, and this plane will fly again. Aftereffects The crew gets a bit of a respite as the parts are trucked in to repair the plane. A nice three-day leave in western England, tasting Devonshire cream and quaffing meads is enough to make them adjust to the loss of their second pilot. Eligible for next mission Pilot Clint in Wichita (6) , promoted Copilot 2bikemike (6) , promoted Bombardier Loki (1) , promoted Navigator chief52 (6) , promoted Engineer old_geezer (6) , promoted Radio Op. chiefsfan58 (6) , promoted Tail Gunner RINGLEADER (6) , promoted Ball Turret Gunner Patteeu (6) , promoted Right Waist Gunner FloridaChief (1) , promoted Left Waist Gunner XXX That was a much harder flight than it looked like at first. |
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B-17 #15 Sack Time Pilot Special Ed (6) Copilot KcMizzou (6) Bombardier Bearcat (6) Navigator alanm (6) Engineer gh4chiefs (6) Radio Op. seclark (6) Tail Gunner Luzap (6) Ball Turret Gunner redhed (6) Right Waist Gunner Hydrae (2) Left Waist Gunner Rain Man Target: Rouen Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: Western Channel 2 Me109s driven off by fighters Zone 4 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 Fw190 attacks Seclark fires, misses Fw scores 1 hit -superficial damage to radio room Fw circles, attacks again Luzap fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack 3 Me110s attack 2 are driven off by fighters Gh4chiefs fires, misses Redhed fires, misses Luzap fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -superficial damage to radio room Me circles, attacks again Bearcat fires, misses Alanm fires, misses Redhed fires, misses Me scores 3 hits -radio room radio knocked out of commission -port wing root damaged -superficial damage to bomb bay Me circles, attacks again Luzap fires, misses Hydrae fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Poor Weather low, spotty cloud cover, high winds Light Flak - misses Bomb run off target due to weather 0% score Zone 4 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 4 Fw190s attack Gh4chiefs fires, misses Bearcat fires, misses Alanm fires, misses Redhed fires, hits Fw190 Rain man fires, misses All 4 Fws miss, break off attack Zone 3: Western Channel No enemy Zone 2: English Channel Special Ed and the other B-17s tighten their formation, to the point where no German fighters dare attack. None are spotted anyway, but its good flying. Zone 1: England Poor weather low cloud cover Good landing by Special Ed in spite of the weather Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Special Ed (6) Copilot KcMizzou (6) Bombardier Bearcat (6) Navigator alanm (6) Engineer gh4chiefs (6) Radio Op. seclark (6) Tail Gunner Luzap (6) Ball Turret Gunner redhed (6) Right Waist Gunner Hydrae (2) Left Waist Gunner Rain Man An easy, nonproductive mission. |
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B-17 #16 Fire Below Pilot BIG_DADDY (6) Copilot Skip Towne (6) Bombardier RedNeckRaider (6) Navigator CHIEF4EVER (6) Engineer Jcroft (6) Radio Op. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan (6) Tail Gunner Cannibal (6) Ball Turret Gunner Over-Head (6) Right Waist Gunner bishop_74 (6) Left Waist Gunner CanadaKC (6) Target: Antwerp Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: Belgium 2 Me110s driven away by fighters Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Entering Target Zone) 4 Me109s attack 1 is driven away by fighters Redneckraider fires, misses Chief4ever fires, hits Me109 Cannibal fires, misses Jcroft fires, misses Bishop_74 fires, misses 3 Mes miss, break off attack Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to tail -superficial damage to bomb bay Me circles, attacks again Jcroft fires, misses Cannibal fires, misses Me scores 2 hits -tailplane hit, slightly damaged -tailplane hit, slightly damaged Me circles, attacks again Canadakc fires, hits Me109 Cannibal fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather No Flak Redneckraider hits the mark 40% score Zone 4 Back: Belgium (Leaving Target Zone) 4 Me109s attack Redneckraider fires, misses Chief4ever fires, misses Jcroft fires, kills Me109 Canadakc fires, kills Me109 2 Mes miss, break off attack 1 Fw190 driven off by fighters 1 Me110 attacks Cannibal fires, misses Over-head fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 3: Belgium 1 Me109 driven off by fighters Zone 2: English Channel 2 Fw190s driven away by fighters Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot BIG_DADDY (6) Copilot Skip Towne (6) Bombardier RedNeckRaider (6) Navigator CHIEF4EVER (6) Engineer Jcroft (6) Radio Op. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan (6) Tail Gunner Cannibal (6) Ball Turret Gunner Over-Head (6) Right Waist Gunner bishop_74 (6) Left Waist Gunner CanadaKC (6) Got milk? |
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B-17 #18 Fooooo Fighter Pilot NaptownChief (6) Copilot Tommykat (6) Bombardier PastorMikH (6) Navigator Mr. Christopher (6) Engineer B2chiefsfan (6) Radio Op. Adam (6) Tail Gunner Amnorix (6) Ball Turret Gunner KC Kings (6) Right Waist Gunner el borracho (6) Left Waist Gunner NewChief (6) Target: Rouen Tail bomber in formation, high vertically (extremely high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 2 Me109s driven off by fighters Zone 3 Out: Western Channel No enemy Zone 4 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 3 Me110s attack 2 are driven off by fighters KcKings fires, misses Amnorix fires, damages Me110 Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Poor Weather clouds and high winds No Flak Never doubt pastormikh 30% score Zone 4 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 2 Me110s attack 1 is driven away by fighters pastormikh fires, misses Mr. Christopher fires, misses Adam fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack 2 Me109s attack Mr. Christopher fires, misses Elborracho fires, misses Amnorix fires, misses B2chiefsfan fires, kills Me 109 Me scores 4 hits from 6 oclock high -superficial damage to bomb bay -superficial damage to tail -superficial damage to radio room -starboard wing flap out of commission Me circles, attacks again B2chiefsfan fires, misses Adam fires, misses Me scores 2 hits -Starboard aileron hit, but still functional -superficial damage to tail Me circles, attacks again Amnorix fires, damages Me109 KcKings fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 3 Back: Western Channel 2 Me110s driven off by fighters Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Poor weather low cloud cover Naptownchief wheels to a nice three-point landing, as if there was any doubt. Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot NaptownChief (6) Copilot Tommykat (6) Bombardier PastorMikH (6) Navigator Mr. Christopher (6) Engineer B2chiefsfan (6) Radio Op. Adam (6) Tail Gunner Amnorix (6) Ball Turret Gunner KC Kings (6) Right Waist Gunner el borracho (6) Left Waist Gunner NewChief (6) Hail, hail, the gangs all still here. |
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B-17 #19 War Dog Pilot Baby Lee (6) Copilot Brock Landers (6) Bombardier Boozer (6) Navigator Sure-Oz (6) Engineer Gunther_Fan (6) Radio Op. Lightning Rod (6) Tail Gunner chi3fs (5) Ball Turret Gunner Chief Faithful (6) Right Waist Gunner dtebbe (5) Left Waist Gunner Braincase Target: Rouen Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 1 Fw190, 3 Me109s attack 3 Me109s are driven off by fighters boozer fires, hits Fw190 chi3fs fires, misses chief Faithful fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 Me110 driven off by fighters 5 Fw190s attack 2 are driven off by fighters braincase fires, misses chief Faithful fires, misses lightning rod fires, misses gunther_fan fires, damages Fw190 Damaged Fw misses, breaks off attack Fw misses, breaks off attack Fw scores 1 hit -radio room radio knocked out of commission Fw circles, attacks again chi3fs fires, misses, damages Fw190 boozer fires, misses braincase fires, hits Fw190 Badly damage Fw misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Light Flak - misses Better than nothing as boozer slightly misjudges 5% score Zone 4 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 2 Me109s driven off by fighters 1 Me109 attacks chi3fs fires, misses gunther_fan fires, misses boozer fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 3: Western Channel 2 Me109s, 1 Me110 attack 1 Me109 is driven off by fighters chi3fs fires, misses gunther_fan fires, misses chief Faithful fires, misses lightning rod fires, misses Mes miss, break off attack Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Bad weather it just keeps getting worse Good landing by baby lee despite the weather Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Baby Lee (6) Copilot Brock Landers (6) Bombardier Boozer (6) Navigator Sure-Oz (6) Engineer Gunther_Fan (6) Radio Op. Lightning Rod (6) Tail Gunner chi3fs (5) Ball Turret Gunner Chief Faithful (6) Right Waist Gunner dtebbe (5) Left Waist Gunner Braincase No one even got nicked. Overall, it was an acceptable mission even if the bombardier isnt happy. |
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B-17 #20 Sky Chief Pilot DenverChief (6) Copilot Iowanian (6) Bombardier Sky (6) Navigator Lzen (6) Engineer AustinChief (6) Radio Op. Michael Michigan (5) Tail Gunner DJay23 (6) Ball Turret Gunner UMKC 1L (6) Right Waist Gunner mlyonsd (6) Left Waist Gunner PennyWise (6) Target: Meaulte Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 3 Me109s driven off by fighters Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 2 Fw190s driven off by fighters 5 Me109s attack 3 are driven off by fighters Austinchief fires, misses Djay23 fires, misses Mlyonsd fires, misses Umkc1L fires, misses Mes miss, break off attack 3 Fw190s attack 2 are driven off by fighters Lzen fires, misses Austinchief fires, misses Fw scores 3 hits -starboard wing - #3 engine is hit, and the oil tank catches on fire. The engine is still running, but will overheat soon and will have to be turned off or it will cause a major fire. Sky Chief is trailing black smoke across the sky. -pilot compartment Iowanian suffers light wound to his lower back and the back of his head. -pilot compartment Iowanian suffers a serious wound to his left thigh. It hits an artery, and theres not much the tourniquet can do. Iowanian dies within minutes. Fw circles, attacks again Sky fires, misses Austinchief fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Light Flak - misses Tough break for sky. The bombs are off target 0% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) The #3 engine is still smoking like crazy, but its running. Denverchief elects to keep it on. 4 Me109s attack 1 is driven off by fighters Austinchief fires, misses Djay23 fires, kills Me109 Lzen fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -superficial damage to pilot compartment Me swoops in from 12 oclock high and strafes 8 hits along Sky Chief! -superficial damage to pilot compartment -nose navigation equipment is knocked out -pilot compartment austinchief sustains a light wound to the right chest, assuring him of his second purple heart. -superficial damage to bomb bay -superficial damage to radio room -superficial damage to waist -tail rudder is hit but still functional -superficial damage to port wing 2 Mes circle, attack again Sky fires, misses Djay23 fires, misses Mlyonsd fires, misses Pennywise fires, misses Mes miss, break off attack Zone 2: English Channel The #3 engine is still burning, with flames licking out of the cowlings, but its also still running. No enemy Zone 1: England Denverchief shuts down the #3 engine and travels back to base on three engines. The fire flickers and appears to die. Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot DenverChief (6) Copilot Sky (6), promoted Bombardier Lzen (6), promoted Navigator AustinChief (6), promoted Engineer Michael Michigan (5), promoted Radio Op. DJay23 (6), promoted Tail Gunner UMKC 1L (6), promoted Ball Turret Gunner mlyonsd (6), promoted Right Waist Gunner PennyWise (6), promoted Left Waist Gunner XXX That first strafe job was the hardest. |
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