No. It's a fortune cookie.

http://i.imgur.com/T4GGymx.jpg

Sounds like someone's not getting any.

And it's a dating thread, not a describe in detail how you **** your woman thread. Grow up.

Wait, I forgot. This place is nothing but a virtual locker room.

Yeah I almost actually wrote out a story, but thought better of it.

As soon as she got home last night she invited me over, but I was too tired (plus I was watching the championship game) so I'm cruising to her place tonight. She lives at the beach. I'm giddy.

Re: nobody getting any. Werent you the one complaining about being led on a few pages ago?

Stick to what you do best: Making threads nobody gives a shit about.

Yeah you probably shouldn't after what that random dude was saying lol.

A little pissy? It's been quite some time, huh?

Also, I wasn't talking about NOBODY getting any. I was referring to you, dear.

I got my first of the year a few days ago. It was decent.

Sweet passion or rough angry?

A little of both. I ejaculated prematurely, though.

I'm just worried this girl thinks there's a relationship going on. I'm not sure what she is thinking.

Said every man about every woman. Ever.

Really? I think I always knew what my ex was thinking..

What would be some hints that she might think things are serious?

Ok.

Did you pull out?

Yeah, pulled out.

Communicate daily or calling just to talk. Make plans in advance. Include you in plans w/ friends. Talk about family.

I could use some advice. Not sure where to go. I've already made the decision to ignore the morning text.

If you think she's on a serious/relationship track and you have no interest then let her know. The longer you avoid the discussion the more you're going to hurt her later on. If you're up front about it there's nothing wrong with continuing a casual relationship.

We talk every day. Pretty much text nonstop except for at work. Good nights and good mornings. Not the other stuff.

I'm confused. Do you want to have a relationship or not?

But if she's not on that track I don't want to look stupid our end up in an awkward situation by confronting her.

It's not a relationship until you send a dic pic

No. Atleast I don't think I do.

It sounds like you do mate.

There's pros and cons.

Pros being I can't stop ****ing smiling when I see her or talk to her. I've just been in a completely different kind of mood than i have been in years since we started hanging out. I admire her work ethic. She's crazy cute. Crazy sweet. Crazy in general, and I like that. And the obvious pro of not being alone.

Cons.. Including but not limited to.. Relationships suck. She's skinny, I like fat girls. She has kids. Psycho ex boy friend. I don't need the problems. I have my own.

So is it good to try and slow things down by ignoring texts and phone calls? Or a bad idea?

I don't want a relationship, but I really like spending time with her.

Aren't you married?

I've been in one relationship before ever in my life. Ended officially in September. I had a couple of one night things around Octoberish with a couple of sluts, and I've been avoiding women since. Like going out of my way to avoid them.


Just got a text, "hey, sexy what's up?" After ignoring a couple from this morning. Do I reply? Or wait? I really don't know what I want to do.

Officially divorced just before Christmas. Angie has been with her boy friend since September. I got banned from cp last summer and ****ed shut up in rl pretty bad.

Sounds like things are really going great with her right now. Just be honest with her. It sounds like you want to be with her right now. Text her back.

Do what you want - but I don't think ignoring her is the answer. I'm always direct & up front about things.

One thing I've learned about myself since being single, I don't know how to initiate sex. I just sit there. Kinda awkwardly.

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How do I get to that? Seems like I end up sitting there with a girl while she's waiting for me to make a move, then I find an excuse to bail. Then after a couple of encounters like this she'll finally be forced to make the move that leads to foreplay.

Stop being a wuss & make the damn move. Even if it's not gonna happen that night a woman expects a guy to try & make a move.

What damn move?

Lay side by side, roll on your side and start kissing. Take your hand and place it on her hip. Keep kissing for a while and rub your hand softly between her hip and rib.

After a couple minutes change the rub into a soft scratch with your fingernails. At this point it should be clear whether she wants sex or not.

Start with kissing. Work in your hands. Proceed from there.

This is what I do once the girl makes the first move towards me.

Why wait for her to lead? I mean, it's nice if the girl initiates now and then but most want the man to go for it.

Stop that. You're the man. Not her.

I know this. I just have a problem with nerves, I think. This girl in particular called me out before we did anything to a mutual friend as being 'scared'.

So just in the middle of awkward silence I should move towards her and kiss?

Don't let there be an awkward silence man. Kiss her right after you're done talking.

It's harder than you guys make it sound, I'm telling you. I always say go in my head then I just pause. Followed by awkward silence and me rubbing my face alot. Then her smiling and starting up another subject.

Tell your head to STFU and just go for it. You've gotta be confident.

Joey, being with a new girl is the scariest thing in the world, and the most exciting.

Let the excitement take you over, not the fear.

We can't make the move for you, you gotta do it yourself bud.

Ooh ****, I know. Balls up and all that good stuff. Scary shit.

Thanks though, fellas.

I think having confidence in myself would be way easier if I was naturally Awesome or had just gone through all the hard work that buck has been putting into a healthy life style. I don't have much to be confident about. But I guess that is just on me.

This.

Confidence is all in your head.

Hey dude...just try it once. See what happens.

I'm betting she'll like it. I'm almost 100% positive she will.

Along the lines of confidence. If the girl is into it, it won't take much to initiate something. Try touching her in different places (don't go straight for the cooter) and see how she reacts. You'll know whether she's into it.

Confidence isn't something cooler is going to get by reading your posts on this board or just flipping a switch. It's easy to say it's easy when you have said confidence, but when you don't it's pure hell.

Well put.

Now I know this will sound stupid, but there was a thread on Reddit that was pretty much a socially awkward, if not Autistic, man's guide to touching women. Besides that, I've read it's best to always start with touching someone's arm to get them to warm up to you.

Yes but confidence & results breeds further confidence. He's gotta go for it. Once it works his confidence will grow & he'll go for it more. Rinse & repeat.

Women will go for your forearm or grab your shoulder/upper-arm.

I tend to go for the knee area.

Once you're looking to make a move a woman has erogenous zones all over her neck & the back of her knees,

I tend to work the neck a lot. Never heard of the knee thing. I'll try that tonight.

This.

If you want to take things slow, ignoring texts and phone calls from her isn't the right thing to do. The majority of women are sensitive to that and they will blame themselves. If you dig this girl, the last thing you want to do is make her feel like shit.

The key is keeping a clear line of communication. Instead of avoiding her, in an attempt to slow things down, try talking to her about it. It's best to find out what you both want in the beginning so that there's no confusion should things begin to get more serious.

Honestly though, it sounds like you enjoy spending time with her and she makes you happy. There's always time for serious talks, (like what I suggested above), but just enjoy each other the rest of the time.

It's totally true. Thank God at some point I bucked up and pretended like I knew what I was doing. I'd hate to be in that position now.

Curious how much do you think weight loss played a part?

Weight loss played a major part in being able to find girls who were attracted to me.

I still dated girls when I was fat though, and back then weight loss had nothing to do with me making the first move...I did it back then too.

Edit:

But seriously, I never had girls flirting with me before, and it took a bit of an effort on my part to get them to date or even just sleep with me.

Within the last couple months, I've started dating this girl, had 3 girls at work who I don't even know start flirting with me every day, and another girl ask me out on a date (which I declined). Also that crazy black chick who says we're secretly dating. I think I'm just way more confident now too, and they can smell it coming off of me.

I slap them right in the mouth. They never expect that.

Do that to a certain type of chick and you're sure to get some nut action.

(Her knee to your sack.)

That's ok, they have been useless since I was 24. :)

Are you talking about your nads or women?

:)

My nads. I got fixed when I was 24.

**** I dunno.

I figured it was a vasectomy. I wouldn't have posted a lame joke had I thought it was due to something else. o:-)

Neither do I.

Wait, what are you talking about?

Edit: *buzzer* Time is up, Joey. I got sick of waiting for you to respond, so now I'm logging out.

See? Communication fail. Had you just expressed what was on your mind, I would have stuck around.

:)

So she cooked me dinner last night, we had some wine, watched about 40 min of Hot Fuzz, then went at it. Seems like a great date, but I just have this feeling this morning of meh...which sucks.

I'm not sure why, but if I get the same feeling next time I'm probably going to cut ties before I get too deep.

That sounds awful, for as much as I've dug this chick the last month.

Yeah, that sucks bro. Sometimes the chemistry just isn't there or the initial sparks dim. Could have been just an off night, though, so good luck next time.

I think I could use some advice myself.

I need to convey to her that I have trouble doing anything after 9pm on weeknights...without sounding rude or unappreciative.

Just tell her but explain why. Ensure her that you want to see her & spend time with her but provide the reasons why post-9PM activities disrupt other aspects of your life (I'm guessing work).

Based on back and forth texts that I initiated this morning, I don't think its going to last much longer.

We'll see.

Why the **** would you do that?

Just curious. How many dates did you go on that didn't involve sex? And by dates, I mean going out.

Maybe it was just an attraction thing that just wore out?