the joy luck ya ya sister hood of the traveling pants magnolia thread

Given the proper circumstances, I bet every man is.

Anything helps. :)

Get your mind out of the gutter, boy!

You curl your index finger like you're beckoning.

Come here lil girl....

What is it about mediocre sex talk that makes me have to crap?


Shouldn't you broads be watching "the view" or something?

bogey boogblaster someone couldn't figure this out. Which was a fun thread. " I want to try to hit my wifes special spot and be romantic" Me: grab some towels

yeah, but slowly...not like you're scratching some crazy itch that you can't find...

I'm not home during the day, but I hear The Doctors is the new rage.

joy luck yaa ya sister hood of the traveling pants not that into you

bogey, I think...and yeah....it was a fun thread. He's good people.

YES! And cut your finger nails.

Not yours, baby. You're perfect.

And above all else. Don't pinch the taint.

joy luck yaa ya sister hood of the traveling pants not that into you because I said so

My big fat joyluck club of the ya ya sister hood of traveling pants magnolia not that into you

Who the hell has been at your taint? Yowza

I think you should consider growing out 1 tuft of beever cap the size of a half dollar...grow it until its a 2" tail, and braid in some dred beads.

Naked Jumping jacks would never be the same.


You'll look like little Beaver-Ninjas.

How the hell else am I supposed to pack you around like a bowling ball?

Perverted boys that want to play with the butthole.
I have no idea why.

I keep my nails a little long for a reason. I've learned how not to scratch myself.

Palm it.

I think she is talking about when you reach around from behind sometimes the back door is lucked and you reach for the the front key

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That's fine..but pinch it? Isn't that what you do to dogs when they need their asses cleaned?

Its aaaaaaaaaaall in the wrist.




Cut the weeds down in the back yard, if you're going to mow the front.

Ugh! So not a good visual.

drag it across the carpet?

NO shit....trim those taint-mutton chops, you're not a civil war general.

Don't worry about me. When I mow, I mow the entire yard.

Actually if you know how to handle women they can be total putty in your hands. And really its not hard at all. I do think you have to really love women, they can sense if you don't. That and being masculine goes a hell of a long way.

So, as long as I'm masculine and know how to handle myself, then I'll be putty in my hands?

I love it. "WHEN I mow." hehehehe

If there's no grass on the field, turn her over and play in the mud.

I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Jesus, I forgot that girls are so much better at disgusting sex talk than men. I'd never even think of saying some of the things you inadvertently hear women say when they are talking amongst themselves.

I'm horrified.

ROFL

Because sociologist say that only 10% of the population is pure heterosexual and 10% of the population is pure homosexual. The other 80% fall somewhere in-between on the bar graph.

Personally, if I was a woman, and a guy wanted to shove it in my keester, I'd go to the nightstand drawer, pull out "Big Red" and tell him "You first." If he wasn't receptive to the concept then, well, he doesn't get to drive down that road.

fyp

Well, that was...interesting.

We have your winking to thank for it.

I wasn't the one winking, you know.

Just like a man. Lure a sweet unsuspecting girl into deviant behavior and then deny any responsibility.

You blossomed.
I did my kegels. But I do my kegels at most red lights too.
So who the hell was winking?

Caught! Me and my vile city ways were trying to seduce you, the blond-haired, blue-eyed wholesome all-american farm girl, the innocent little flower, into evil, evil acts.

Interesting fun, or interesting wtf?

Indeed.

I am not horrified, but I am skeptical. I have problems believing any woman would talk sexually without doing so with (at least partially) the ulterior motive of getting guy's attention.

I'm not saying I'm right, its just the first thing that comes to mind. Like when I see two girls kissing I think, "Bull crap! Eat each other's muff and then I'll be impressed."

I'm not thinking it's cheating unless there is a vow somewhere. Sounds more like fornicating.

It's not talking sexually in terms of wanting to get it on with each other, it's the amount of detail and vulgarity that they use when talking with each other about sex, men and stuff. They say stuff that I would never tell a buddy in conversations dealing with such issues. And they tell each other everything.

I obviously missed alot in this thread.

I'm too jaded to that stuff to care... I thought you meant trying to talk about sex to get attention.

I have a strong belief that at our cores men are driven by sex, and women by attention. Maybe even beyond that, men are attached to power and women intimacy. But nevertheless, I just am very skeptical of any girl's motive when it comes to doing things men usually like.

The girls on here bring up huge red flags for being insecure and trying to fit in. But I have to tell myself that they ARE being themselves, and this is probably why they feel at home on a male-dominated message board. But I'm very skeptical at first.

As far as women talking vulgar, they still have never gotten to the level my friend and I have. They can talk about periods, anal sex, anything... I just don't care. Hell, I even bought tampons for my gf. And it was the only thing I had to get...

I bet the fact that I have bigger balls than you could imagine makes me feel at home on a male dominated message board.

Awww boys are so cute at your age.

i really, really need to get the internet at home...

I'm just sayin one thing - don't expect every woman to be that way and think you have them figured out. At any given moment one could come along that totally blows out the stereotype.

Fact!

I've never met two women who were alike.

I've been a fly on both girls and boys bathroom walls.

I can guarantee that when girls are with just other girls, they can be far bigger pigs than men could ever strive for.

I wouldn't know. I don't hang out with girls much. Too much drama for me.

Well we've only hung out online, and we've discussed the proper way to finger bang and keg's asshole. Interestingly enough, we haven't combined those discussions yet. You're married, and I'm done dating the Internet, so it can't be bait.

The girls around me kind of have to be used to my mouth. I've found the chicks that can make fun of themselves without it being over the top deprecating humor, are the best. Course, all girls are a little funny... They'll accept another girl calling out their drama better than they will a guy doing it. Gotta be because at the end of the day, we ain't fooling any of us.

The guys are completely bamboozled tho.

Your the kind of girl I could deal with, I'm pretty sure, except if you're hot, I could have that danger of getting a crush....but, for now, at least I think I deal with you great on the intrawebs and think we'd probably laugh our asses off in real life. I just find with other girls....everything matters so damn much, seems like they can't let anything go.

i can say with honesty that the majority of truely tough humans ive been associated with were women. not all, but many of em are on a whole nother level.

ack!

I don't know what to do with a girl that isn't psychotic flirting with me. Flirting from an unexpected source always makes a girl feel warm and fuzzy. Easy pleasure to give but thats supposed to be my schtick!

I'll just sit in my warm and fuzzy place. We're going to have some fun someday, lady.

you're just the shit, admit it.

*winces*

Please stop. Please...*starts to weep*

That's true, and if any single one of them says different, they are a lying pile of monkey poop.

You ain't the only one.
Al I can say is between Kit and Luv even goatboy could get laid :eek:
Take notes son

If I've learned anything over the past 4 years, it's one boy at a time for me.

I said the same thing for10 years.
Then my wife came along and f**ked everything up.

Ang

My god. Keg getting fingered by Katipan and Jilly, taint pinching, guys are confused, Katipan and Jilly hooking up.....

I'm...speechless.....

We're here to entertain. Would you like us to take a bow? Maybe offer up some pina coladas in a celebration for accomplishing at least that?

Oh yeaaaaah!!!!

If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape.


FYI tho. Sand in the vagina sucks.

BOYS TOO.

wait.
dammit.

um....I just love kegels....

All this posting and I key on kegels.....wow, just wow.

ROFL Sand in any orifice isn't fun.

And back at ya with the song, baby girl.

This post confuses me.

I think you're playing David Hasselhoff.

Interesting.

[lghtbulb]You're a TRANNY!!! Of course!!! Why did it take me so long to figure that out. It explains everything!!!Uh, yeah. Let's keep it that way.

ROFL That was a good one!

The psychology of an individual always takes precedence over the sociology of a group. I always take it for granted people know that.

I never said you girls WERE doing this for attention. I just said its my initial instinct. I know better than that, cause you'd have to be really pathetic to hang out with guys ONLINE to get attention. I don't think any of you are, that's for sure.

Coitus interuptus.