We went through that with the priest thing. Hilarious but epic fail.

You are destined to stab the pussy. Accept your destiny.

Stab the pussy that sounds violent.

LMAO Something about that made me a chuckle.

Do you know how many gay blowjobs I could have had in the last six months?

That shit already looks like an open stab wound anyway.

With a pork sword dude. :D

Throbbing flesh sword.

So you wrap it in bacon? You must like those hefty ones.

Let's get all poetical now.

Sail your purple schooner into her steamy strawberry love cove.

Umm .. yes.

He admits to being a chubby chaser!

Before you trademark that I'm going to tattoo it above the barbed wire tattoo around my bicep.

Ooh I only read the first sentence. Bacon: the other prophylactic.

My guess is that either of the above options will leave a trail of coot odor that will cause Tide to engage in an epic struggle for freshness.

Enjoy.

:spock:

You guys sure do know how to turn a gal on.

LMAO

That's how we talk and it works!

That's what ladies night is for.

Amen.

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I've decided to grow a Mike Knox beard.

Pick the one that is less fat and ugly-if it is too close to call-then go with the one that lives closer.

Are you drunk?

Not even remotely.

ROFL

too close to call...

Hey! Flopnuts!

I'm down here!

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I'm way ahead of you.

For some reason the Irish drinking song came up and I thought you posted that in another thread.

I pegged you for an enthusiastic drunk. :D

Well I already have a beard I just usually trim it up...I haven't for about 2 weeks now and I figure I may go for the Knox.

LMAO I didn't copy the NWA song and had to edit it. I must've finished it before you posted.

I'm about a month in.

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I'm scared to think of what kinds of girls you get into bed.

He posted a pic of one yesterday.

They all look like Heidi Klum in the dark.

Wouldn't you like to know...

Play your cards right, luv, and you too could kneel towards mecca 5 times a day.

Damn boy. First you try to get me to "take one for the team", and now this? What did I do to you? :p

LOL that made me laugh how she said that like I was a hideous individual.

Wasn't me. I was just telling you why your name had been called.

The mecca line was too good to pass up.

ROFL

You are the designated sacrificial lamb apparently.

First she had to consider ****ing this sorry SOB, and now someone is trying to get her to do this sorrier SOB? WTF?

ROFL

Guess not a TT fan?

Not hideous, just not my type.

So you think he's ugly? Because we all know that's what a woman means when she says that.

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Ha yea pretty much.

It would help your cause if you weren't the only chick around. When it's time to get clayton pity****ed, the choices are pretty slim.

Any man that can make a woman say, "ooooowwwww" is her type.

It's not rocket science.

ROFL

I thought it meant he isn't uber-wealthy.

Katipan is the best option, but he's already said he's racist against asians. They're dim sum is slanted or some such.

Excuse me?

She's not my type either so it all works out.

?

"A woman" was the antecedent to "her."

Or were you really confused? If my initial read is correct, I'm about to call you Ms. GoChiefs.

Travis Tritt just doesn't do it for me.

That usually does work as a substitute.

And what the **** does this mean?!?

Excellent. :clap:

Don't tell me, you didn't say goodbye.

I assumed "her" referred to me, not "a woman", meaning I'd do it with nearly anyone.

LOL, her and I are like oil and water I doubt we could have a real life conversation with each other.

I'm arrogant, condescending, heavily sarcastic and stubborn...she's light and passive.

Mer would be counter-production. He'd end up ****ed all the way into a monastery high in the himalayas, curled into a tight fetal ball, sobbing uncontrollably.

Duh. It must mean he thinks I'm ugly, too.

You know I put my picture in a celeb look alike thing and it said I looked like Johnny Depp as captain Jack Sparrow.

Look, Ms. GoChiefs. It's not all about you.

I'm talking about women in a generic sense.

Women don't have a "type." That's how you see that ****ing supermodel married to Seal. Yeah, that's her type. Sure...

My guess is that he unfolds a 10 inch cock, and *that's* her type.

Too. ROFL

****ing shit.

I'm playing. Chill.

Ha I like Mer her attitude is great.

LMAO You ****ing nailed it.

Along with that 10 figure bank account. 2 down and goin for the turkey.

This is the end result, regardless.

This vision of a Tarzan chest thumping isn't going to happen. He'll be sucking his thumb, hoping for help.

Come on, I'm sure he's a nice guy.

Yeah.

Probably the fact that he travels a lot, so she doesn't have to see his ass.

Seal nothing is a chick getter like having a giant dent in your face.

The most famous line the guy is known for is you're never gonna survive unless you get a little crazy.

Real nice.

It shows he has depth and character.

So is tonight the night GoChiefs is to become a man?

I don't think he'll ever be a man.

By the end of the year. Write it down. Print it. DONE DEAL.