Given the first sentence of that post, the second is ****ing hilarious.

He thinks licking Dick Vermiels wrinkled taint is "playing at the next level".

ROFL....

Look at this. Look at how stupid you are.

Penal does not = penile.

I guess you did play past JUCO.

Good god, men, I think we've found Kyle Turley!! Hide your grandmothers, he might be coming in for a bareassed hug.

All he does is talk shit so hey he gets what he asks for when he starts in on that.

Says the guy with a USC guy humping someone.

ROFL

Imagine if a cop was telling him about the penal system and what he'd think.

Look whos all butthurt. Amazing when you have an actual take how people get all offended. Go masterbate in tears u beat down bitch.

You never answered about your meltdown.

I enjoy rubbing your nose in it like the piece of shit mutt that you are. I can't wait for the next one.

What is your actual take? What the **** are you talking about?

You enjoy rubbing other men? whattbundle of sticks. Hilarious you call him names while you sit in your luxury mobile home in Independence.

The only take you've ever had here was taking a cumshot down your throat.

I was here, then I wasn't, now I'm back. Much like the virulent case of herpes you probably had to navigate past whenever you were cleaved from your mother's diseased ****.

:popcorn:this thread is getting good.

Sorry for the interruption, but Florida State's leading BYU 7-0.

It's not worth explaining to you. You can't even find your ass with both hands.

Because you left after some kind of epic meltdown. That's bitch-boy behavior. Which is what you constantly exhibit.

Ok this post made me laugh.

The guardian was made at the special olympics behind the stands.

http://cache.reelzchannel.com/assets...log/vaughn.jpg

Did you know that this man was gay?

Heh, you're assuming your team will even have a lead. We will see about that. :D

did i hear that right?

jones of Oklahoma throws 6 td passes against tulsa?

dang

I think since his birth "TheGuardian" has been known as a coat hanger to the uterus to avoid such a blight on the human race again.

Feel the love. :D

I'm sure his mother wanted to abort him but figured he wasn't worth the .25 cents

LMAO at this entire thread.

Sam Bradford, the greatest QB prospect in teh EVAR!!

Will you regail us with your epic 4 touchdowns in a single game story?

Meltdown mother fucker. You had a meltdown. And left. Like a pussy. You turtled up like the bitch that you are. You aren't even worthy to wring the ass sweat out of my gym shorts. You are a bitch made punk.

Have another meltdown homo.

It's too bad she didn't have the common sense to spread her legs the same distance she did for his <del>hobo</del> father, and just dump a quart of iodized salt in her box.

I find Guardian calling anyone a bitch hilarious since he's made about 45 gay references in 15 minutes.

Trying to overcompensate there?

This thread all summed up.

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ROFL

So, I didn't catch what they said about USC. What exactly was up with USC and playing that other QB today? I thought Barkley was the starter?

Barkley's injured.

I love internet fights. Until somebody loses an eye to a mouse cord.

Florida State is just rolling over BYU right now.

Which would still be better than the box you are sporting between your legs.

Ok, I figured it must have been something like that. When did he get hurt?

1 Florida (56) 2-0 1491
2 Texas (1) 2-0 1404
3 USC (1) 2-0 1396
4 Alabama (2) 2-0 1328
5 Mississippi 1-0 1145
5 Penn State 2-0 1145
7 Brigham Young 2-0 1122
8 California 2-0 1058
9 LSU 2-0 951
10 Boise State 2-0 945
11 Ohio State 1-1 840
12 Oklahoma 1-1 835
13 Virginia Tech 1-1 749
14 Georgia Tech 2-0 683
15 TCU 1-0 609
16 Oklahoma State 1-1 445
17 Cincinnati 2-0 407
18 Utah 2-0 405
19 Nebraska 2-0 365
20 Miami (FL)


does usc drop below ohio st? or boise st??

does miami move higher than say 14?

if byu loses, i think miami could jump to 11

Is that even on TV?

This is like watching Fred Phelps trying to talk shit. I truly am impressed at your ability to use a computer, given that your intellect and mastery of your native tongue would predispose you for a career in either Jiz mopping or the bush meat trade.

I swear if I see you write fuck again you are going to regret it.

That was reeruned. Seriously how are you even able to get online?

for realz

On the hit last week against Ohio State, he has a shoulder injury and he didn't practice all week which is likely why he didn't play.

I don't think anyone could have envisioned Corp being as god awful as he was, like I said I hope he has fun transferring out to like Idaho State.

Give credit where credit is do. The people at the special needs school do a great job with him.

And on the contrary, I am not impressed at your inability to dodge the fact that you had a bitch made meltdown then try to act like it's no big deal.

You are limp wristed bitch.

USC should be the spot in front of Ohio State, I think that's fair, Miami should obviously jump both of them.

It's on Versus.

It's threads like these that make me so very excited for the threads leading up to the KU/MU/NU matchups.

haven't watched texas this year, but bama is going to be rock solid as their QB matures....with a light years better defense

I don't even care about the Nebraska/MU or Nebraska/KU game anymore. Bo has proven he's the guardian of head coaches.

This "meltdown" is becoming your own Gulf of Tonkin incident.

Unfortunately for you, you've just wandered into a jungle full of punji sticks and pissed off VC, and now your huked un fonichs approach to posting is going to get set on fire, Thich Quang Duc style.

Yay! I can't wait. :rolleyes:

This thread combined with the Jamal Williams thread has led to probably the most shit talking I've ever made on the planet in a single day.

:LOL:

ROFL BOOM!

I'm guessing that entire post went over his head.

That's a ****ing given.

Naw, hes smart, he went to JUCO.

fuckface.











:p

The only thing The Guardian knows about Vietnam is that it has cheap 14 year old shemale prostitutes.

All 4ft 8 of it.

I really am hoping he posts it again.

I haven't had a good power trip in a while.

TheGuardian is the perfect blend of tommykat, RoyIII, and Sauto.

FSU misses the extra point.

FSU 13
BYU 0

Florida State misses a point after, up 13-0 over BYU in Provo.

Don't forget douchy3

I got something you can trip on fuckface.

I think I'd be offended if I were TK, Roy or Sauto.

Several rhetorical flourishes worthy of lexicon consideration in this thread.

BYU with a touchdown, 13-7 FSU.

Hey gang. How's it goin?

Too many true fans on this thread

::Steals Flopnuts bike::

ROFL

And Wazzou is losing at home to SMU. LMAO What a great day.

FSU 20, BYU 14

All I'm saying is, after the 1st quarter was over, UW outscored USC 16-3.