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LoneWolf 09-09-2013 08:42 AM
Mods, please delete this thread.

Knowmo, please shove both your fists up your asshole and then proceed to pantomime Rockem Sockem robots.

Thank You.

AussieChiefsFan 09-09-2013 08:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9955863)
Mods, please delete this thread.

Knowmo, please shove both your fists up your asshole and then proceed to pantomime Rockem Sockem robots.

Thank You.
Exquisite.

Strongside 09-09-2013 08:44 AM
Knowmo. You are a steaming pile of goat shit. DIAF.

ThaVirus 09-09-2013 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 9955643)
We should just go ahead and nuke this thread from orbit'.
FYP

Quesadilla Joe 09-11-2013 09:45 AM
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The NFL informed the Broncos Wednesday morning that quarterback Peyton Manning was named the AFC Offensive Player of the Week for his 462-yard, 7-TD effort in last Thursday’s 49-27 defeat of the Ravens.

No quarterback has thrown more than seven touchdowns in a game, and the last to reach seven was Minnesota’s Joe Knapp in 1969.

Wednesday marks the 24th time Manning has won a conference offensive player of the week nod, which passes Tom Brady for most all-time. Brady has 23, Dan Marino 18, Drew Brees and Brett Favre 16 and John Elway 15.
http://blogs.denverpost.com/broncos/...medium=twitter

Ceej 09-11-2013 09:47 AM
Enjoy hoisting all of these regular season banners/awards.

FlaChief58 09-11-2013 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9962521)
Justin says hi!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Justin Houston has been named AFC Defensive Player of the Week! Congrats big guy! <a href="https://twitter.com/JHouston50">@JHouston50</a></p>&mdash; Chiefs360 (@Chiefs360) <a href="https://twitter.com/Chiefs360/statuses/377822084564779009">September 11, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Quesadilla Joe 09-11-2013 01:07 PM
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In case you were wondering, based on Week 1, Manning is on pace to finish 432-672 for 7,392 yards, 112 TDs & 0 INTs this year.
https://twitter.com/DenverBroncos/st...38647565123584

AndChiefs 09-11-2013 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9963367)
In case you were wondering, based on Week 1, the Kansas City Chiefs are on pace to go 16-0 while outscoring their opponents 448-32.

ptlyon 09-11-2013 01:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AndChiefs (Post 9963438)
In case you were wondering, based on Week 1, the Kansas City Chiefs are on pace to go 16-0 while outscoring their opponents 448-32.
ROFL

ThaVirus 09-11-2013 01:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AndChiefs (Post 9963438)
In case you were wondering, based on Week 1, the Kansas City Chiefs are on pace to go 16-0 while outscoring their opponents 448-32.
NICE.

Quesadilla Joe 09-11-2013 01:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AndChiefs (Post 9963438)
In case you were wondering, based on Week 1, the Kansas City Chiefs are on pace to go 16-0 while outscoring their opponents 448-32.
Peyton did what he did against the defending champs, you guys did it against the Jags.

Bowser 09-11-2013 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9963468)
Peyton did what he did against the defending champs, you guys did it against the Jags.
What makes it all the more impressive is how the Ravens really resemble their championship team this year.

Knowmo Troll Level - All World

AndChiefs 09-11-2013 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9963468)
Peyton did what he did against the defending champs, you guys did it against the Jags.
Yeah, they're just as good as last year.

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One month removed from Super Bowl glory, the Baltimore Ravens barely resemble the team that knocked off the San Franciso 49ers in the Superdome.

ESPN's Trey Wingo noted Thursday that Ed Reed's expected exodus to the Houston Texans will mark the eighth starter lost from last season's title team. No defending Super Bowl winner has shed more than five, according to the Elias Sports Bureau.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap100...arting-players

Quesadilla Joe 09-11-2013 01:53 PM
I think Pat Kirwan is a little better football mind than Marc Sessler. (who the hell is Marc Sessler?)
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Keep in mind, Baltimore is a solid defense. If Broncos linebacker Danny Trevathan didn't have a bonehead play running an interception back and Decker didn't drop a number of passes the Broncos might have had more than 60 points.
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/...peyton-manning

Wallcrawler 09-11-2013 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9963468)
Peyton did what he did against WHATS LEFT OF the defending champs, you guys did it against the Jags.
FYP.

Im sure that losing the guys responsible for making the adjustments on defense in the secondary and front seven had nothing to do with that defensive meltdown, even if their names were only Ray Lewis and Ed Reed. Cary Williams is gone as wel as two more linebackers from that front 7.

Im sure the loss of Anquan Boldin (who tore shit up against GB) didn't affect the offense in any negative way whatsoever.

I admire your flexibility. Not too many people can get their foot in their mouth and their head up their ass all at the same time.

Props to you bro.

Bowser 09-11-2013 01:57 PM
Hey look, Kirwan is employing Vermeil logic!

"If we wouldn't have given up those two rushes of 68 and 79 yards, we would have held them to under 3.0 yards a rush!"

AndChiefs 09-11-2013 02:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9963485)
I think Pat Kirwan is a little better football mind than Marc Sessler. (who the hell is Marc Sessler?)
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/...peyton-manning
Don't like a source, so you just discount it. They could be a decent defense later in the year. They might be godawful. With so many new starters it's hard to say. Remember the Eagle "dream team"? That defense was supposed to be awesome.

Either way, I'm done with this line of discussion. I know you're not interested in an actual conversation so it's not worth my time.

Quesadilla Joe 09-11-2013 02:04 PM
All offseason all I heard was how terrible Lewis and Reed were and that Ozzie Newsome is some sort of genius for making the Ravens an even better team than they were last year.

I also heard that Denver was going to struggle because there is no way in hell that Denver could survive losing two centers and they certainly couldn't play well on defense without Von, Champ and Doom.

Nightfyre 09-11-2013 02:08 PM
All offseason, this board has been plagued by a welching douchebag named knowmo. I wish the mods would take you out with the rest of the trash since you clearly lack the intestinal fortitude to fulfill your obligations.

saphojunkie 09-11-2013 02:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9963509)
All offseason all I heard was how terrible Lewis and Reed were and that Ozzie Newsome is some sort of genius for making the Ravens an even better team than they were last year.

I also heard that Denver was going to struggle because there is no way in hell that Denver could survive losing two centers and they certainly couldn't play well on defense without Von, Champ and Doom.
Then you need to quit getting your football analysis from a goateed jackass farting the national anthem at an Applebees bar in Littleton.

ThaVirus 09-11-2013 02:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9963485)
I think Pat Kirwan is a little better football mind than Marc Sessler. (who the hell is Marc Sessler?)
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/...peyton-manning
.. And you may not have even won the game had they made the right call on that non-catch that started the scoring onslaught.

SeeingRed 09-11-2013 02:40 PM
ranked 25th despite pitching only defensive shut out in the league. OK

FlaChief58 09-11-2013 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by SeeingRed (Post 9963600)
ranked 25th despite pitching only defensive shut out in the league. OK
Well hell, let's stop playing the games and just let a bunch of fat asses eating Cheetos & chugging red bull pick who's going to win the SB

vailpass 09-11-2013 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by SeeingRed (Post 9963600)
ranked 25th despite pitching only defensive shut out in the league. OK
KC has been bad for a while now. Win a couple more, rankings will go up.

mnchiefsguy 09-11-2013 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9963509)
All offseason all I heard was how terrible Lewis and Reed were and that Ozzie Newsome is some sort of genius for making the Ravens an even better team than they were last year.

I also heard that Denver was going to struggle because there is no way in hell that Denver could survive losing two centers and they certainly couldn't play well on defense without Von, Champ and Doom.
Not sure what crack you were smoking, I do not know of anyone who has said that the Ravens would be this year than last year.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-11-2013 03:39 PM
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LoneWolf 09-11-2013 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9963509)
All offseason all I heard was the sound of my boyfriends balls slapping against my ass.

I also heard his balls smacking my chin.
FYP

vailpass 09-11-2013 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9963827)
FYP
:D Ick.

FlaChief58 09-11-2013 05:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9963827)
FYP
LMAO

Quesadilla Joe 09-11-2013 05:07 PM
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Since Week 13 of 2011, only Detroit's Calvin Johnson has more receiving yardage than Demaryius Thomas' 2,043.
https://twitter.com/MaseDenver/statu...99738479460353

Pasta Little Brioni 09-11-2013 05:28 PM
Wouldn't be shit without peydaton

TimBone 09-11-2013 07:50 PM
Seriously....can we get rid of this assclown? It's obviously not about conversation with him. He just wants a pissing contest.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-11-2013 07:53 PM
If he had a shred of honor he wouldn't post till January.

AussieChiefsFan 09-11-2013 08:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9963367)
And Houston is on track for 30+ sacks.

EDIT: 40+

Pasta Little Brioni 09-11-2013 08:04 PM
48 sack pace!!!!! Poe 24!!!

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-11-2013 08:30 PM
Even with Lewis and Slappy McWhomeverthe**** at CB #2, we have the makings of a very exciting defense. A defense that could potentially keep Manning in check, and maybe stomp his ass in to the turf if the Gods are with us.

Nightfyre 09-11-2013 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9964522)
Even with Lewis and Slappy McWhomeverthe**** at CB #2, we have the makings of a very exciting defense. A defense that could potentially keep Manning in check, and maybe stomp his ass in to the turf if the Gods are with us.
I can't imagine God wants to hear any more about Peyton. I mean, he's gotta be sick of it by now, right?

T-Town 09-11-2013 08:37 PM
Someone should kick knowmo's football on to the highway.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-11-2013 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 9962578)
Justin says hi!

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LMAO

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightfyre (Post 9964546)
I can't imagine God wants to hear any more about Peyton. I mean, he's gotta be sick of it by now, right?
I believe even Jesus is tired of Manning.
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Pasta Little Brioni 09-11-2013 08:48 PM
Soft o line blocking a cripple...awesome

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-11-2013 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9964591)
Soft o line blocking a cripple...awesome
Soft-bitch Decker must be demolished. I want that gay cop mustache knocked right off his ****ing face.

MMXcalibur 09-11-2013 09:18 PM
Please, can a mod close this abortion of a topic?

Quesadilla Joe 09-16-2013 12:22 PM
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#Broncos lead the @NFL w/90 pts, including 66 in 2nd half. Next closest team in scoring is the Packers, who have totaled 66 pts.
https://twitter.com/DenverBroncos/st...54829540646912

We could have scored more too, we could have dropped 60 on Baltimore and 50 on the Giants.

Quesadilla Joe 09-16-2013 12:25 PM
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Keep and eye on #Broncos DL Malik Jackson. Can win with quicks or power inside as a pass rusher. Very solid game vs #Giants yesterday.
https://twitter.com/LRiddickESPN/sta...31232272719872

Quesadilla Joe 09-16-2013 12:26 PM
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Overnight ratings for Manning Bowl on CBS (17.8) beat Game 7 of this year’s NBA Finals (17.7)
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/sta...25551440670720

BossChief 09-16-2013 12:31 PM
Hey, I'm not gonna be sour about it. Denver has one hell of a good team built.

KnowMo, enjoy it while it lasts because it never lasts as long as you hope it will.

FlaChief58 09-16-2013 12:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 9984112)
I gave your mom a 6.5 for going ATM, but I deducted points for not swallowing


https://twitter.com/knowmo'swhoremom/ATM/status

TimBone 09-17-2013 12:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 9984134)
I gave your mom a 6.5 for going ATM, but I deducted points for not swallowing


https://twitter.com/knowmo'swhoremom/ATM/status
Just a heads up folks, the link above does not work.

Quesadilla Joe 09-21-2013 06:14 PM
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Von Miller tops ATL's outside linebacker rankings

So far, we have ranked the top running backs and inside linebackers in the league. This week, we turn our attention to the NFL's best outside linebackers.

Top shelf: Von Miller, Clay Matthews, Aldon Smith

The challenge in ranking outside linebackers is that the 4-3 linebacker is off the line, plays more in space, has contain duties and is responsible for picking up running backs and tight ends in coverage, while the 3-4 linebacker primarily rushes the passer. Miller laughs at that dichotomy, combining the best traits of both schemes as the rare 4-3 linebacker who gets after quarterbacks and stuffs the run better than any 3-4 linebacker.

According to Pro Football Focus, the only linebacker within sniffing distance of Miller's combined 86 quarterback sacks, hits and hurries last season was Smith (72). How unique is Miller? No other 4-3 linebacker came within 50 of Miller's total. He's the dictionary definition of an NFL difference-maker.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap200...acker-rankings

Only a few more weeks until Von comes back :)

RealSNR 09-21-2013 06:24 PM
He can join your child rapist drunk driving heroin-shooting ****tard of a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity front office guy who just got out of rehab for being a dipshit

TimBone 09-21-2013 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10005594)
He can join your child rapist drunk driving heroin-shooting ****tard of a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity front office guy who just got out of rehab for being a dipshit
Yea, and he smells.

BossChief 09-21-2013 06:59 PM
What does some pothead have to do with power rankings?

I bet the Chiefs move into the top ten in the new power rankings, though.

Cannibal 09-21-2013 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by McFly (Post 10005599)
Yea, and he smells.
LMAO, funnier than the OP.

Bowser 09-21-2013 07:23 PM
How far up the sacred rankings do the Chiefs move, Knowmo?

AussieChiefsFan 09-21-2013 09:33 PM
Prisco's week 2 rankings (after beating JAX and DAL) have us at #11. It'll be nice to see where we are after week 3.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/powerrankings

vailpass 09-21-2013 09:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 10006138)
Prisco's week 2 rankings (after beating JAX and DAL) have us at #11. It'll be nice to see where we are after week 3.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/powerrankings
NE #3? Really?

Pasta Little Brioni 09-21-2013 09:37 PM
Justin Houston is the best OLB in football right now. It is a what have you done for me now league and a thug, drug addict can be out of the league quickly Von Merriman

AussieChiefsFan 09-21-2013 09:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10006142)
NE #3? Really?
Yeah, that's pretty ridiculous. Most of the teams of the top ten, I would put ahead of them.

vailpass 09-21-2013 09:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10006151)
Justin Houston is the best OLB in football right now. It is a what have you done for me now league and a thug, drug addict can be out of the league quickly Von Merriman
Keep hope alive. Houston looks very good though.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-21-2013 09:43 PM
Von Lohan shouldn't be allowed to play a down this year. Horsey must have a deep throat.

vailpass 09-21-2013 09:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10006176)
Von Lohan shouldn't be allowed to play a down this year. Horsey must have a deep throat.
Have you been drinking? I admit I have, sitting on a diving board with a slutty fashion designer but really man...

BossChief 09-21-2013 10:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10006151)
Justin Houston is the best OLB in football right now. It is a what have you done for me now league and a thug, drug addict can be out of the league quickly Von Merriman
That would suck, actually.

Players like Von and Houston are fun to watch play the game.

Quesadilla Joe 09-21-2013 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 10006258)
That would suck, actually.

Players like Von and Houston are fun to watch play the game.
LMAO

Don't lump Houston in with Von. Von does things nobody else can do, he is the quickest pass rusher to play in over a decade and is still strong enough to throw 300lb tackles on their asses. Von just destroys things. Houston is a good player but he is no Von.

Von was a ROOKIE when he did this LMAO

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Nightfyre 09-21-2013 11:36 PM
Because knocking Hunter on his ass is an accomplishment? LMAO Go eat some more toast with Welch's grape jelly. Bitch.

Quesadilla Joe 09-21-2013 11:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightfyre (Post 10006321)
Because knocking Hunter on his ass is an accomplishment? LMAO Go eat some more toast with Welch's grape jelly. Bitch.
Von dominated from day one. On the first snap of his career he forced a fumble that we recovered. Von is a once in a decade type of player, there are multiple Justin Houston's available every year in the draft.

Nightfyre 09-21-2013 11:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10006328)
Von dominated from day one. On the first snap of his career he forced a fumble that we recovered. Von is once in a decade type of player, there are multiple Justin Houston's available every year in the draft.
Yep. Not every draft class yields a guy that is suspended for half a season and ready to be suspended for a full season.

Quesadilla Joe 09-21-2013 11:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightfyre (Post 10006331)
Yep. Not every draft class yields a guy that is suspended for half a season and ready to be suspended for a full season.
Tamba and Houston could be in the same boat as Von, they just haven't gotten caught. A lot of NFL players smoke weed, Aldon Smith just got busted with weed.

Walrus 09-22-2013 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10006338)
Tamba and Houston could be in the same boat as Von, they just haven't gotten caught. A lot of NFL players smoke weed, Aldon Smith just got busted with weed.
Houston in the 3rd > Von 2nd overall

STFU

Mother****erJones 09-22-2013 12:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10006328)
Von dominated from day one. On the first snap of his career he forced a fumble that we recovered. Von is once in a decade type of player, there are multiple Justin Houston's available every year in the draft.
Really? Name them? ****ing autistic donkey.

Bob Dole 09-22-2013 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10006319)
LMAO

Don't lump Houston in with Von. Von does things nobody else can do, he is the quickest pass rusher to play in over a decade and is still strong enough to throw 300lb tackles on their asses. Von just destroys things. Houston is a good player but he is no Von.

Von was a ROOKIE when he did this LMAO

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Awesome sample size.

keg in kc 09-22-2013 12:36 AM
Multiple Justin Houstons available every year. Right.

*moves on to a worthwhile conversation*

RunKC 09-22-2013 12:47 AM
So knowmo, who was the Justin Houston of the 2013 draft class? I mean they're available every year like you said, so who is it this year?

Quesadilla Joe 09-22-2013 01:36 AM
I'm just saying, double digit sack guys who take a few years to develop come out every single year. Guys like Von don't.

Nightfyre 09-22-2013 02:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10006384)
I'm just saying, double digit sack guys who take a few years to develop come out every single year. Guys like Von don't.
Von Miller is better, how, when he pisses away his career getting suspended?


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