At least he didn't have the guy on base

Yeah, too much in the middle of the plate.

**** man. Bummer. I'm just not sure we can hang in a shootout with these guys

Chris young = all or nothing

Christ, the top of this order is murderous. It's a gauntlet every time it comes up.

Wait, I thought the K wasn't a HR park?

**** this shit.

Young threw batting practice to Springer. Right down the ****ing middle of the plate. A meatball.

Greasy mullet ****.

It's all or nothing for the most part outside of Altuve.

Bye grease ball.

Other than the HR, Young has been lights out.

This offense really needs to get it going. Bail us out.

Don't be a douchebag. JFC

Damn, a big gust of stupid just blew in here.

lucky home run don't bug chris young!

And they're only going to get better. Correa might be the best of the bunch. If you were the Cardinals you'd try to hack their database too.

That pick off on Altuve saved our shit.

Sal up there swinging at every pitch he sees, never change Sal.

Everyone swinging for the fences.

C'MON GORDO, A LITTLE HELP HERE

We need to play a little small ball until Morales comes up.

Gordong coming.

Nice rip Gordo.

Atta baby gordo

Or that works.

Redeem yourself, Rios

RALLY TIME!

RiosDong. IT COULD HAPPEN

Why does Rios stand on his tippie-toes when he's batting?

Rios-Esky is gonna kill us in the playoffs.

I imagine McHugh will leave when Morales comes back up.

Houston is the team of destiny right now. Royals have no chance.

Same reason Jonny Damon looks like he has palsey in the box. It's just his thing, man.

Go play in traffic.

Red and Banned!

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUFF

Ambush one, Esky

Nice at bat Rios.

Nice patience

GREAT AB

I'll take that. Nice AB Rios.

3rd time through the order now. Let's do some damage.

Need Esky to find a line here

Only four more batters maximum will face him.

WTF are these idiot announcers babbling about?

DUCKS ON THE POND ESKY

Just no dp

**** your life!

We're being Royaled

Damn.

Damn that Astros scrub is kicking our ass tonight.

Screw this!

Way to make it look way harder than it was dousch

I just don't know what to say. I feel like we're ****ed. Their doing all the shit we did last year

I see our September line drive luck is still holding.

Pete where you at buddy, that is call you could bitch on.

rotten hitting luck

Time for zorilla!

Eh, we still get to hack at their pen sooner or later.

Christ...

Bullshit strike calls ump. **** you.

Disappointing again.

Not getting the hits here that we got through most of the season. 1st inning and this inning we converted most of the time.

And we continue to keep pulling pitches and grounding it to 2nd base side.

And strand 2 runners.

RISP less than 2 out and nothing...that's been a problem for 2 months....although Esky hit it good just right to someone

Hitting them with stiff jabs, but can't catch them with the right hook, YET

Wish I was watching. Sounds like shit. We still have some time. Go ROYALS

****ing rotten hitting luck tonight. It's got to end sometime. We need someone to tag these ****ers up alongside Morales.

Luck has to change here boys. Need a 1-2-3, and then string some hits here in the B 6th. LETS GO!!

How are the seats?

Tell Ned to chew some ass since you are there.

Royals need to stop doing their Chiefs impression

Wet

What's the win probability?

Double play please.

Two runs feels like way more than it should.

We couldn't capitalize. We can't let them.

Seems like Gordo isnt as zippy out there.

NO HERRERA!

He's laboring a bit, not hitting spots