I want a 2nd round WR in this draft. A lot of value there

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This week, on Jerry Springer, we find out who the Cincinnati Bengals will select with the 111th pick in the draft. We'll ask our panel of transvestites to come up with their picks.

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Wait a minute. There seems to be some disagreement. Two teen moms are now on stage, each advocating for the same player. What's going on?

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It's becoming clear that it's going to be a lineman. She's on stage. No, wait. She's just going to announce the pick.

The Cincinnati Bengals select Bobby Evans, OT, Oklahoma.

Jerry steps close to Detroit, murmuring a private PM that Detroit is on the clock.

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I figured Jerry would make an appearance.

I wonder what his “thoughts” are on the pick?

I think the Bengals get a lot of value here with Evans. Solid pick.

Jerry believes that we have a moral obligation to help people escape Oklahoma, and that Cincinnati needs to import more large people who can protect themselves when going downtown.

I figure that I'll let 4th-round Bobby Evans and 1st-round Cody Ford rebuild the right side of our line so Andy Dalton can sling the ball to A.J. Green.

Detroit looks at the board and doesnt really see an immediate need but luxury picks are always nice.

To that they decide a slot receiver who is reliable to get a first down on those third and short throws.

The Detroit Lions select Hunter Renfrow, WR, Clemson

I'm not sure Buffalo has a real need here but this is a good football player who I'm probably overdrafting but who will almost certainly have a 5-6 year NFL career if nothing else as a special teams ace. If Milano's leg doensn't bounce back he's a good Will prospect and if he can add a little more weight or core strength he could actually be a 3-down Mike.

The Buffalo Bills select a guy I'd love to see the Chiefs take in the 5th but who almost certainly wouldn't make it that far:

Blake Cashman, LB - Minnesota

Brian Gutekunst writes the name on the draft card and hands it to his lackey to take to the commissioner.

Afterward, he makes phone calls to various internet security companies to protect his e-mail inbox from the random Mizzou fans who will inevitably spam him with wailing and screaming about how this guy isn't actually any good.

The Green Bay Packers select Emanuel Hall, WR, Missouri

I was hoping his Mizzou ties would bury him here since Mizzou fans are notoriously shitty to their own and obviously the rest of the local fanbase has no love for Mizzou guys.

Hall's gonna be a solid player. But hey, the Pack can pair him with J'Mon Moore now and run a #mizzoumade receiving core once they get rid of that scrub Adams...

ROFL

Nobody has tried to take somebody who's already been drafted. Hasn't yet happened. That's kind of remarkable. Is this a record? Usually there's O.City or Direckshun or some asshat (hell, I've done it before) who pulls that stunt in the 1st round.

*knocks on wood*

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Back in the 60s or 70s, there was some George Allen team (Rams or Redskins) that actually traded away the same pick twice. Recordkeeping was all on paper, and no one noticed it until the draft when two teams tried to make a selection. Apparently it caused some chaos. I don't remember how they resolved the issue with the two teams, but I think they fined George Allen's team a 1st round pick the following year.

My favorite draft story is a hockey one.

The St. Louis Blues were owned by Ralston Purina at the time (IIRC) and they were trying to sell the team. They had a buyer who wanted to move the team to Saskatoon and the board of Governors rejected the bid. Purina was pissed - they didn't want the team anymore, didn't have a local buyer and the NHL wouldn't let them sell it to the guys that wanted to move it. So their response was to decide to essentially decided to let the team go fallow. They were just gonna do...nothing.

They told the NHL "okay, they're you're problem now. If you want them to exist, you do it because we have no intention of fielding a hockey team next season..."

They just didn't bother to send anybody to the 1983 draft so the Blues picks just didn't get made.

It got even nastier. The NHL decided to reject Ralston's attempts to 'give' the Blues to the NHL because they didn't want to have to give Ralston any proceeds from the sale. So they just flat terminated the franchise and absorbed its assets. Then they effectively created a 'new' Blues franchise and sold it to Harry Ornst free of any encumbrances. And had Ornst not come to the table with a deal, the NHL probably would've just folded the Blues outright.

Three years later Ornst sold the Blues (and the arena) for an $11.5 million profit over the roughly $24 million he'd put into them.

It was a total shitshow.

One of my favorite small school guys in this draft

The Green Bay Packers select Jordan Brown, CB, South Dakota State

Hot take:

Hanks will be selected by the Chiefs.

Damn it. I was hoping he’d fall to the Colts.

Please tell me that his middle initial is L.

Redundant if their plan is making Hitch the base Will and DoD the sub package guy.

I like Hanks but I think you're stretching to ask more than those two roles out of him.

Hanks as a Sam.

damnit...he may not have lasted til my next pick anyway...but this is who I was gonna chose if he was still on the board.

He's a stud

And I still don't have the Giants. Still listed as me in the main board.

Draft Analyst's Tony Pauline writes that Duke LB Joe-Giles Harris "looked athletic" during testing at his Pro Day on Tuesday.
Pauline reports that he stood on the 4.75 second 40-yard dash time he put up at the NFL Scouting Combine, but did run a 7.03 second three-cone drill. The productive linebacker has battled knee injuries, but still ranks as one of the top inside linebackers in this class. "Giles-Harris had dinner with the San Francisco 49ers last night and met with the Kansas City Chiefs today," writes Pauline. At this point, he seems like a High Day 3 -- possible late Day 3 -- selection in 2019.

The Pittsburgh Steelers select Porter Gustin , LB/DE, USC


The next Manimal is a terror to opposing QBs the Steel Curtain is back!

Yeah, I just think that's a stretch for him. Maybe in 2020 if he can get his functional strength up but I don't think he can handle the run responsibility at the point of attack right now.

Polite got hurt at his pro day today after showing up apparently out of shape.

So i'm guessing he may go in a similar spot as Arden Key maybe?

5th round is up. Take a look and let me know if you see any errors.

The Seattle Seahawks select Ben Banogu Edge TCU

Dee Ford clone

Well ****.

I really don't see a way around taking someone for Buffalo that I'd rather see fall to the Chiefs at this point. I liked the idea of Banogu for the Bills with my next pick.

I wouldn't say he's a Ford clone. Maybe more of a poor man's version of Ford even when Ford was a prospect. Turn the 'Ford' knob down to 80% and you have Banogu.

He was gonna be a seahawk if you didn’t screw my plan

With the 126th pick in the NFL Draft, the Denver Broncos Select Caleb Wilson, TE, UCLA

Can someone PM the next guy, I'm at the Dentist.

tell ocity hi

And make sure to keep your camera phone running when you go under.

That guy...takes liberties. You can just tell.

The Bears are proud to present our most decorated living quarterback to make our 4th-round pick.

Johnny Lujack won the starting job at Notre Dame as a sophomore in 1943, when the team's starting quarterback went to WWII. He led them to a national championship. Johnny played that year, then went into the Navy himself for two years. He returned in 1946, winning two more national championships and being awarded the Heisman Trophy in 1947.

But he was eligible for the NFL draft in 1946, and the Bears took him with the 4th pick in the first round. So Johnny actually played two full college seasons after being drafted into the NFL.

He played for the Bears for four seasons, earning Pro Bowl slots in 1950 and 1951. (Interestingly, his best season was 1949, and his pro bowl selection in 1950 came on the heels of a 4 TD/21 Int season. But he scored 11 rushing touchdowns in 1950, which solidified his spot.) He made the playoffs in 1950, but lost the only playoff game of his career.

So yeah, he's better than Trubisky.

Lujack steps to the podium and speaks:

The Chicago Bears select Jace Sternberger, TE, Texas A&M.


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Johnny now passes a PM to the Eagles for their next pick.

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I’m still ****ing numb!

The Philadelphia Eagles select Daniel Wise, DT, Kansas

Time for the Eagles to start getting younger and cheaper on defense. With Jernigan and Ngata out, Wise can get some rotational experience inside. Wise is raw but has pass rush upside and is an effort player.

Chargem sent me a list for his Dallas pick as he said he would not be around.
Rain Man stole Sternberger off the top of his list.

So...

The Dallas Cowboys select Dawson Knox, TE, Ole Miss

The Los Angeles Chargers select Isaiah Johnson, CB, Houston.

Yep, totally regret drafting him in the first round. I blame it on the timing of the mock. If it were the real draft, I wouldn't have drafted him. :D

Saw video on Porter Gustin of USC when healthy he is amazingly agile and quick love the chiefs to look at him

Yeah kid was probably a 2nd round pick if it weren't for his atrocious injury history.

We have a history of corruption here in Chicago, you know.

If I thought this would actually happen and Buffalo has our pick here I would be so very pissed because I have no idea why this guy is still on the board (am I spelling it wrong?)

Terry McLaurin, WR - Ohio State

**** I wish I were making this pick for Kansas City.

With the 134th pick, the LA Rams select, Ross Pierschbacher, Guard, Alabama

PM Sent

Don’t be mad at the fatty guys. He ain’t sexy but I wouldn’t mind this as our first rd pick.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">More Garrett Bradbury (C #65). A little short-gain play. Such a master technician. Quick feet, gets in front of the outside shoulder of the defender, turns him and rotates him into the turf. Fun player to watch. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFLDraft?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#NFLDraft</a> <a href="https://t.co/hJpBdWpukT">pic.twitter.com/hJpBdWpukT</a></p>&mdash; Kevin Brown (@NFLdraftnik) <a href="https://twitter.com/NFLdraftnik/status/1108893988319358976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Love the way NC State C Garrett Bradbury (#65) moves, establishes position, sustains and finishes his blocks in the running game. Puts his man on the ground here. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFLDraft?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#NFLDraft</a> <a href="https://t.co/LALVjxcwwJ">pic.twitter.com/LALVjxcwwJ</a></p>&mdash; Kevin Brown (@NFLdraftnik) <a href="https://twitter.com/NFLdraftnik/status/1108891909857177600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Reach blocks like this one are why Garrett Bradbury is a lock in the first round. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFLDraft?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#NFLDraft</a> <a href="https://t.co/AGXqUJzKfF">pic.twitter.com/AGXqUJzKfF</a></p>&mdash; Evan Lazar (@ezlazar) <a href="https://twitter.com/ezlazar/status/1110735851393347584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 27, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Was just buzzing about him on <a href="https://twitter.com/Midday180?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Midday180</a>.. NC State center Garrett Bradbury. BC game was particularly impressive. <a href="https://t.co/415UkeLnuL">pic.twitter.com/415UkeLnuL</a></p>&mdash; Michael Kist (@MichaelKistNFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/MichaelKistNFL/status/1108050621683388416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 19, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

This is my kind of thread

He's going in the 1st, probably to TN.

He's gonna be really good.

I think I saw a couple mocks that had him in the 16-20 range. The latest I’ve seen him fall is the Rams 1st rounder.

Theres a shit ton of smoke about the Chiefs trading up for an impact defender in the first. Who the hell would that be? I know the guys in the top of the first would be considered that but they can't trade up that high.

Pass rusher. There’s like 6 that will go in the top 25. Ferrell would be my guess but I could see Ed Oliver if he falls.

Ferrell or Sweat would be my guess.

I could see Ferrell in that he could play that LEO role.

Oliver just seems to repetitive and similar to Chris Jones for me. I'm not a Sweat fan per say but I would understand that.

Ferrell seems the obvious choice.

CPers way over draft defense in these mock drafts, I think Bradbury is gone before we pick.

I wouldn’t call myself a huge Sweat fan, but I think CP is a little too low on him.

Yea the consistency isn’t quite what you want it to be when you see the combine #’s, but he still put up 22.5 sacks in the last 2 years in the SEC.

I like the Danielle Hunter comparison that I saw. I’d be ecstatic if we came away with him or Ferrell.

I feel like I should like him more than I do. I don't know why I don't to be honest.

After seeing his combine numbers you'd think i'd like him more but it kind of went the other way. With those #s, why wasn't he more productive?

22.5 sacks in the last two years in the SEC is pretty ****ing productive.

You looked at the Tackles for Loss column, not sack. He still had 22.5 in 2 seasons but that's quite a bit different than 30.

I mean he did have 17.5 sacks in 18 Power 5 games over his last two years. That's pretty damn productive.

But I still don't think I like him that much. For whatever reason I prefer Bryan Burns by a fair amount. Burns was even less productive but he looks more agile and more advanced on tape.

Sweat was pretty damn productive against high level competition and tested well, but he just looks stiff to me and I worry about that, especially at the cost of a trade-up. I mean if he were there at 29, sure - done. But he won't be so I have to like him a hell of a lot more than I do to justify that move.

Stiiiiiiill lookin' at the wrong column...

DJ I already edited my post before you quoted me. The second one says 22.5 LMAO

The point still stands. He was very productive and it was against the best of the best.

Ah, I thought you meant he had 22.5 sacks in SEC play those last 2 years. I didn't feel like figuring out exactly how many he had but since he only had 17.5 in Power 5 play, I knew he didn't have that many in the SEC.

In either event - dude was pretty productive and I don't have a great explanation as to why I don't like him. He just doesn't pop when you watch him play for whatever reason.

Wonder if Gary slides in the draft....if that's the guy we're looking to trade up for.

Yeah, it is but I still feel like i'd like to see more but if he was that productive with those numbers he'd be in the top 5 locked.

See I like Burns a lot that dudes got bend for days. I think he's maybe a little more 34 OLB than DE because of his size, but I could be talked into it.

He's definitely one that I look at and just wonder why he wasn't better in college with those measurables. Maybe i'm expecting to much.

I can tell you explicitly why I'm not big on Montez Sweat.

I live in B10 country. I only get to usually see nationally televised SEC games on NBC, which pretty much means Georgia, Alabama, or LSU every week. In other words, I only get to see the big games.

When you add in the bowl game, I actually didn't see much of Montez Sweat except during the pre-game hype. They talk about him being a beast and then the game comes on and he's invisible. I mean I'm realistic about college football - my Hawkeyes are a 2nd-tier team in the B10, which isn't even close to the SEC in terms of football.

And yet the Hawkeyes not only neutralized Montez Sweat, they made the entire Mississippi defense look slow and unathletic. A bunch of white guys took the top off of Johnathan Abram and company.

I want no part of Sweat. That's just me.

I really worry that the Hill investigation goes into the draft and we end up with Hollywood.

I wouldn't hate it, but damn.

The thing about Hollywood - I don't think he goes in the first round anymore.

If they took him, it would probably be later, so it might be worth it. Lis Franc injuries are no joke. I would be really surprised if he doesn't slide hard.