His daughter is 9. He only gets to see her half the time now.

Don’t think that will not eat away at him. It does for everyone

Source: wife is a therapist

Brady can only play if a team wants him. The one team that may take him at 46 is SF. They hate Jimmy and can push Lance off one more year since he's injured and they have the players Brady needs to carry his old ass one more year. The Bucs don't and he wanted out before this year so he won't be staying there. What other team would he accept that has the need with the roster he needs. I don't see one. He's also from there.

He seems like the type who only cares about serving his own ego.

he's going to miami

When you get bad pub and the NFL decides to stop handing you touchdown drives.

Yup. Soon another man will be hitting his ex from the back and raising his kids.

Considering part of the divorce is the fact that he wouldn't **** her I wouldn't be surprised if there already is a man doing that.

Yep, Brady already flirted with Miami in the past. Miami owner graduated from Michigan, just like Brady. Miami is also the town that Gisele prefers to live in. For custody arrangement with the kids, Miami would make a ton of sense.

Obviously Miami has Tyreek & Waddle, two very explosive weapons. The only thing that might give him a major pause is that Buffalo is a huge obstacle in the AFC East, while there are other serious obstacles in the AFC like Kansas City. The NFC is a much easier path to a Super Bowl.

We planning on signing this piece of shit?

Doesn’t matter when he’s going to get all the calls.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachmen...5/IMG_0426.jpg

*four

I wonder if his oldest son is only gonna see Gisele on Holiday’s? That’s not her kid. It was Tom’s with his former gf

He’s still playing Allen in the SB, they just don’t want anyone to put money on the Bucs in the second half.

Myles. Jack. Wasn't. Down.

**** YOU

WUT? I hadn't heard that.

Get mad at the league, that’s how these pricks operate.

Allen won't even be in the AFCCG.

I've never cheered for the Ravens to win so hard in my life. I was also hoping for another game without a passing TD for him. I was elated when the one got called back for the penalty. Then he had to go and throw one. Damn it.

Did you see him try and escape the pocket last night?

Looked like a new born giraffe running on ice while getting tased.

He's reaching an age where he's not going to even have to get hit to injure himself.

If Brady doesn't retire and leaves the season healthy enough to play next year, expect him to play on one of the following teams. 1) San Francisco -- not best fit but family there and roster can be changed up a bit...and he would love to play for his childhood team 2) Miami -- kids there after divorce and talented receivers... Tua would have to probably leave this year with significant injury or under a serious cloud 3) Bucs -- continuity and has probably made some friends there... 4) NE -- he can probably deal with BB enough for a short stint 5) NY Giants -- if Giants like their team but don't like Daniel Jones enough. Probably not a great fit but closer to his oldest son.

when is his coming out party?

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When can we unlock the “uncomfortable reality” thread?

Stay down, bitch.

Holy shit Devin White is horrible.

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That poor kid is going to need so much therapy. Brady is such a piece of shit. I just hope the sexual abuse isn’t as bad as it really did seem. I mean it’s something we joke about, but if he has to live with Brady alone…I’m legitimately worried about him.

He's a shit person and a punk bitch to go with that...

Front runner all the way

Setting the clock for how long until Brady forces his way to SF

Ummm. New England is years away from competing in the east again. Did you stop watching them when Brady left or something? It’s going to take years to build that team up to be good enough to carry Tommy Boy again. I don’t see him leaving the NFC South. The 49ers are a possibility, but there is no way he’s going to a the AFC East or NFC East even. He’s not going to a division where he’s not even close to being the best QB in that division. This year just snuck up on him because he didn’t know PJ Walker would get the start in Carolina.

Losing Barrett is big. That deflates the whole team even more. Rams, Niners, Seattle, Browns and Bengals can all beat them. That's possibly 10 losses. Can their division not do better than that and knock them out? Throw in the Cards on the road and they may not make the playoffs if the NFL wants him gone.

My god that's awful by White. I mean, he looks like he's just quit.

Sooo. The Bucs have to be sellers right? I don’t see how any NFC South team could be happy with what they have, but somehow they’re all still in the playoff hunt. It’s a GM’s nightmare. Haha

Karma for Brady

IDK if this has been posted but basically if the historical precedent is maintained, the Buccaneers will miss the playoffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG0q1GcIRAs

lol

lmao

Devin White is playing like he doesn't give 2 shits.

Is there a historical precedent for all 4 teams in a division to be at least 2 games under .500 at the halfway point of the season?

Because historical precedent says that a 3-5 team doesn't make the playoffs, sure. But in this case, that's good for 1st place in the division.

It could easily be 6 in a row if the refs didn’t give him two consecutive 3rd down bailout calls at the end of the game against Atlanta.

Seattle won the division with a 7-9 record and beat the Saints in a home wild card game about 15 or so years ago.

Fpt

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;I had a vision, like Viserys �� &amp; his dream: Tom Brady gets to his 11th Super Bowl by beating Kirk Cousins, Jimmy G &amp; Daniel Jones. ... It would be poetic if it&#39;s Chiefs-Bucs again, Patrick Mahomes wins &amp; sends Brady into retirement.&quot; — <a href="https://twitter.com/getnickwright?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@getnickwright</a> <a href="https://t.co/qx7mMQw2lx">pic.twitter.com/qx7mMQw2lx</a></p>&mdash; What’s Wright? with Nick Wright (@WhatsWrightShow) <a href="https://twitter.com/WhatsWrightShow/status/1585784661497757697?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Ugh no thanks. Refs would never let it happen. They were determined to call every ticky-tack foul on our D in the SB - even when we were getting trounced.

Which suggests that Tampa is far from out of it.

No kidding. They could probably win that division with 6-7 wins this year and possibly get up to two home playoff games.

LMAO

no is getting past philly

No kidding. A couple of the other contenders will probably get their shit together by then as well, but Philly looks far and away the favorite for the NFC.

I don't trust Jalen Hurts enough to make plays in big games to say it's Philly to the Bowl, at this point I'd lean Minnesota.

Cousins is so underwhelming though, especially in big games.

I think the Eagles have all the talent it really is a question of how Hurts plays in the big moments. I'm not sure I really trust Kirk Cousins much more. He's better than people give him credit for, he can actually win games but he'll also have games where he just lays a giant egg and doesn't seem to play his best when all the lights are on him.

The sleeper team might honestly be the Cowboys. Their defense is legit which might be enough in a terrible conference. Offense isn't what it was but keep Dak healthy and make a few plays and they probably have as good a shot as anyone right now.

I'd love to crush MN in another SB

I don't know it happened once before right

I mean according to the video there's only been 5 teams as bad as the Bucs are right now at running and they won a combined 5 games in the last half the season. but yeah considering how god awful their division is I think there's an extremely good chance they win the division sub .500

shit it's brady the nfl loves him he'll probably still be in a SB despite the bucs and brady both being dogshit right now

Facts

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/sta...b3FUu-yMD2vAdA

Looks like we got another 2-3 years of him.

I give him one year at SF and that's it. He won't play for a team that doesn't have the perfect situation and only they do and only they would want him.

Miami is the perfect situation if they give up on Tua...

Or Tennessee with a small chance of Miami depending what Tua does the rest of the year.
I think he will avoid Miami though with the lawsuit and bad optics.

I think SF is a better option than Miami for him, because Shanahan is going to be on the hotseat, and won't risk it on a young QB.

Shanny is going to be in Denver before long.

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Those statements are almost identical. You can tell they were written by the same lawyer.

LMAO If the Bucs make the playoffs ....

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Won't happen. Brady is old and will look for the easy road. AFC is loaded so it's NFC or nothing. Only SF has the roster he would like. If not them then he's done.

Karma for coming back after retiring? Not listening to his wife?

Brady's had some great Karma the past 22 years and maybe he's due some negative Karma. :hmmm:

Sleeper team next year would be LV. McDaniels and Brady reunion without BB.

They have weapons on offense and they could trade Carr for some picks so they can stack the defense. Plus aging players who have a year or two left might join just for a chance at a potential SB.

Brady will reunite with Belicheat. They will start taping defenses again, deflate balls, put secret microphones in opposing lockers and then go 9-8 because they lack talent from drafting like shit.

he'll i'm down for that

i'd LOVE to go up to new england and give those two dicks a beatdown in their twilight year

It'll be Josh McDaniel's before it is ever BB.

Nobody ****ing cares.


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to be quite honest, i care

like parkman, i want brady one more time, and i want it in the playoffs

i want to see mahomes grab him by the scruff of his neck and bury his nose in a pile of shit on his way out the door

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Which model or actress will he be ****ing?


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Why would he retire? I'm looking at several teams schedules and it looks like about 75% of the teams in the NFL are absolute trash. The division the Bucs are in might send a team to the playoffs with a 6-11 record.

And after listening to the announcers make excuses for his age, it sounds like the NFL is all in on keeping him around.

Kate Beckinsale.

he's more likely to be ****ing Gronkowski than anything

eww, no. That would ruin her for me. I could never raw dog her if I knew Brady had put his wee-wee inside my future ex-wife.

Just a regular girl and she looks a lot like my little sister.

https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/u...sales-IQ-1.jpg

She's already been ****ed by half of Hollywood. She's been ruined for a while now.

Give me Hurts over Cousins.

And that’s me eating a shitload of crow. I thought Hurts had NOTHING that translated to the NFL. So yum. But give me Hurts over Cousins.

You really think either:
1. Brady will go to a system shanahanarat Jr won’t let him control?

OR

2. Shanahanarat Jr will let him do his shit in Shanahanarats offense.

Those things seem unlikely

Typical CPer, 55, male pattern baldness, borderline morbidly obese: "I wouldn't touch Kate Beckinsale with a 10' pole. Yuck!"