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seclark 06-07-2023 06:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16972385)
Sorry, y'all. My memory has been slipping pretty bad lately and I forget half the shit I post or say.

Don't want to make an (even bigger) ass of myself.
Pretty soon when I get to bad I'll make a final CP post so there won't be any questions about it.
Check your texts my brother
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HayWire 06-07-2023 10:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by seclark (Post 16972392)
Check your texts my brother
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I responded dick

ChiTown 06-07-2023 10:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16972664)
I responded with dick pics
https://media.tenor.com/HEMQmYHww6MA...-very-nice.gif

seclark 06-07-2023 12:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16972664)
I responded dick
You must have responded to someone else, or I’m ****ed up cause I didn’t get it.
Probably just ****ed up from the infusion or I’m a dick.
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seclark 06-07-2023 12:36 PM
cp is a helluva middle man.
I slurr when I talk anymore, ****in brain cancer, so I try to type, but tremors are a bitch too.
Try it again when you get a chance.
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HayWire 06-07-2023 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by seclark (Post 16972865)
cp is a helluva middle man.
I slurr when I talk anymore, ****in brain cancer, so I try to type, but tremors are a bitch too.
Try it again when you get a chance.
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:LOL:

You sound like me. That why I figured that I would decide to make my place on my terms and when my brain gets to mushy

Rausch 06-07-2023 05:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by seclark (Post 16972853)
Probably just ****ed up from the infusion or I’m a dick.
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Likely both.

I don't know what's up with the brain cancer but my dad got it (agent orange) and 4 guys I worked with came down with it. One was only 24.

I don't remember this being a very common thing. Growing up it was always used in movies or soaps because it was so rare that nobody really knew how it worked and it could explain away any change they needed a character to make.

It's almost common now. And you want creepy?

The old man me and my dad bought this house from had terminal cancer and sold the house/duplex 'cause they were going to spend the money on his care and a facility. Then my dad got terminal cancer. Then my dad's dog just died two weeks ago of terminal cancer. That got me a lot more than I thought it would. This house 'be ****'n cursed or something...

Enid Borden 06-07-2023 10:04 PM
My love and prayers go out to all you guys.

I'm actually a semi-refugee from a Denver sports forum as I'm from Denver and are a Broncos fan. Quality of posting on Denver forums is pretty lame and it's too circle-jerky. I really do like the size of this forum and the spirited political discourse.

I'm currently drowning my sorrows in the NBA Finals and if you wish to use me as a pin cushion for Broncos jokes and mockery, help yourselves. I won't disagree with any of it.

Buehler445 06-07-2023 10:11 PM
Goddamn, I love that you guys are making jokes. I don’t have anything material to say other than you’re in my thoughts.

Much love.

Enid Borden 06-07-2023 10:21 PM
Also FYI, I am unable to restrain myself from calling the Chiefs the Chiefs, so that will be happening.


(That's funny! Autocorrect! You people ruined my fun!!! MY ONLY FUN!!)

LOOK guys --- I need at least one derogatory name for the damned Chiefs!

lewdog 06-08-2023 07:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Enid Borden (Post 16973632)
Also FYI, I am unable to restrain myself from calling the Chiefs the Chiefs, so that will be happening.


(That's funny! Autocorrect! You people ruined my fun!!! MY ONLY FUN!!)

LOOK guys --- I need at least one derogatory name for the damned Chiefs!
Just call us Super Bowl champs.

Fat Elvis 06-08-2023 07:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16969665)
Sorry if I negged you.

Best way is to act normal. Ask and answer questions you might get. I've noticed people coming out of the blue lol to see me only to clam up and not say much.

Have fun with it.
The funeral is for the living and not the deceased

I like to shake people's hands and then promise I didn't pass the cancer
I just want you to know, that as far as I'm concerned, no matter the outcome, you, sir, beat cancer. I tip my hat to you.

Enid Borden 06-08-2023 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 16974793)
Just call us Super Bowl champs.
Okay, FINE.

:banghead:

FlaChief58 06-09-2023 06:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 16974793)
Just call us Super Bowl champs.
Daddy is also acceptable

HayWire 06-09-2023 07:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 16973628)
Goddamn, I love that you guys are making jokes. I don’t have anything material to say other than you’re in my thoughts.

Much love.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.....

scho63 06-09-2023 12:31 PM
I think you should just strip down to your birthday suit and walk around the neighborhood. With your weight loss your dong will look real big.

Just feign disorientation if you get stopped by the police.

You might find a hot horny housewife.

big nasty kcnut 06-09-2023 03:00 PM
john elway walked into a bar the bartender says we don't serve horses

Hog's Gone Fishin 06-09-2023 03:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16975169)
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.....

I gotta admit, it took me from this morning until now to get this. Now that I "Get it" ROFL

Raiderhater 06-09-2023 06:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Enid Borden (Post 16973626)
My love and prayers go out to all you guys.

I'm actually a semi-refugee from a Denver sports forum as I'm from Denver and are a Broncos fan. Quality of posting on Denver forums is pretty lame and it's too circle-jerky. I really do like the size of this forum and the spirited political discourse.

I'm currently drowning my sorrows in the NBA Finals and if you wish to use me as a pin cushion for Broncos jokes and mockery, help yourselves. I won't disagree with any of it.
An odd thread to introduce yourself in. Donkey things, I guess.

Dave Lane 06-09-2023 07:03 PM
****. That is terrible. I can’t even imagine it. I hurt for you and your family an incredible amount. We all dread this time and yet it comes for us all. I hope they are wrong and you beat the diagnosis, my thoughts are with you.

Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16472223)
5/25/23:





Spoiler!

HayWire 06-10-2023 03:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16975634)
I think you should just strip down to your birthday suit and walk around the neighborhood. With your weight loss your dong will look real big.

Just feign disorientation if you get stopped by the police.

You might find a hot horny housewife.
While that might be entertaining i don't see it happening. Can you picture me walking down the sidewalk between with a swarm of pigeons attacking going after the ding ding

seclark 06-10-2023 06:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16976391)
While that might be entertaining i don't see it happening. Can you picture me walking down the sidewalk between with a swarm of pigeons attacking going after the ding ding
You were up early this morning
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HayWire 06-10-2023 10:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by seclark (Post 16976414)
You were up early this morning
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Hate a morning pick me up, slept after that lol

Spott 06-10-2023 11:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16976391)
While that might be entertaining i don't see it happening. Can you picture me walking down the sidewalk between with a swarm of pigeons attacking going after the ding ding
Maybe you’ll get lucky and find a pigeon with a soft beak.

seclark 06-10-2023 12:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16976525)
Hate a morning pick me up, slept after that lol
Call me
I don’t sleep worth a **** and the phone is right next to my head
Do it
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Megatron96 06-10-2023 01:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16976391)
While that might be entertaining i don't see it happening. Can you picture me walking down the sidewalk between with a swarm of pigeons attacking going after the ding ding
Peck them back. Works for me.

scho63 06-10-2023 02:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16976391)
While that might be entertaining i don't see it happening. Can you picture me walking down the sidewalk between with a swarm of pigeons attacking going after the ding ding
Of all the bird species, it's the pigeons that frighten you? :eek:

What secret are you hiding? ROFL

dlphg9 06-12-2023 12:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16976391)
While that might be entertaining i don't see it happening. Can you picture me walking down the sidewalk between with a swarm of pigeons attacking going after the ding ding
Pigeons are cool as hell and smart as can be. I'd be honored if one mistakes my dingaling for a worm.

HayWire 06-13-2023 09:25 AM
Got visit from my nurse. She said that bad parts are just getting worse. Still losing weight and my memory get going down fast. I have to take a note pad because I forget while I went to the room. Annoying has hell. I'll do my "leaving for ever" before I get much worse.

Thanks, HayWire

TribalElder 06-13-2023 10:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16979473)
Got visit from my nurse. She said that bad parts are just getting worse. Still losing weight and my memory get going down fast. I have to take a note pad because I forget while I went to the room. Annoying has hell. I'll do my "leaving for ever" before I get much worse.

Thanks, HayWire
make sure to write "CHIEFS ARE WORLD CHAMPS" on every page of your note pad!

seclark 06-13-2023 10:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16979473)
Got visit from my nurse. She said that bad parts are just getting worse. Still losing weight and my memory get going down fast. I have to take a note pad because I forget while I went to the room. Annoying has hell. I'll do my "leaving for ever" before I get much worse.

Thanks, HayWire
I’ve kept a journal since high school.
Now I use it to see what I did yesterday.
My wife and granddaughters dug up some of my old ones and had some laughs.

We keep playing phone tag bud
Doing my best to reach you
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dlphg9 06-13-2023 12:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16979473)
Got visit from my nurse. She said that bad parts are just getting worse. Still losing weight and my memory get going down fast. I have to take a note pad because I forget while I went to the room. Annoying has hell. I'll do my "leaving for ever" before I get much worse.

Thanks, HayWire
It will be the most epic "I'm leaving forever" post of all damn time! It will be the first one that was warranted and not made by an attention whore.

Marco Polo 06-13-2023 05:28 PM
Thank you for posting throughout the end of your journey. I certainly appreciate your humor throughout this; it's pretty inspiring.

BIG_DADDY 06-14-2023 12:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16979473)
Got visit from my nurse. She said that bad parts are just getting worse. Still losing weight and my memory get going down fast. I have to take a note pad because I forget while I went to the room. Annoying has hell. I'll do my "leaving for ever" before I get much worse.

Thanks, HayWire
Thanks for sharing HayWire and reminding me of what's important.

HayWire 06-14-2023 02:38 PM
To many people to say thanks too

I really wish I could thank everyone but theirs way to many.

You guys rock

TEX 06-14-2023 02:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16981385)
To many people to say thanks too

I really wish I could thank everyone but theirs way to many.

You guys rock
You already have with your remarkable display of courage and wit throughout your ordeal. We've all taken something from it. Legendary stuff...

HayWire 06-14-2023 02:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TEX (Post 16981393)
You already have with your remarkable display of courage and wit throughout your ordeal. We've all taken something from it. Legendary stuff...
I might be down but I'm not out.

Just hope we keep on winning and getting to see it

Seriously' everyone take care of your. We have a lot going through this shot to... anybody who wants advice or what to expect......feel free to dm

Rasputin 06-17-2023 07:19 AM
HayWire is certainly an inspiration to me lots's of respect and love.



Pounds chest

cabletech94 06-18-2023 09:09 AM
Love you Haywire!! You’re the baddest mofo in this thread!!
#bro-hug!!

HayWire 06-18-2023 09:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 16985715)
Love you Haywire!! You’re the baddest mofo in this thread!!
#bro-hug!!
Just in this thread?

What the **** do I need to do?..... skydive with my portable oxygen tank while solving my Rubik's cubes?

DaFace 06-18-2023 09:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16985730)
Just in this thread?



What the **** do I need to do?..... skydive with my portable oxygen tank while solving my Rubik's cubes?
I mean, that would be pretty epic...

Buehler445 06-18-2023 09:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16985730)
Just in this thread?

What the **** do I need to do?..... skydive with my portable oxygen tank while solving my Rubik's cubes?
ROFL

KC-TBB 06-18-2023 09:41 AM
Prayers dude!

seclark 06-18-2023 10:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16985730)
Just in this thread?

What the **** do I need to do?..... skydive with my portable oxygen tank while solving my Rubik's cubes?
Don’t ****in doubt or dare the crazy bastard ROFL
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cabletech94 06-18-2023 12:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16985730)
Just in this thread?

What the **** do I need to do?..... skydive with my portable oxygen tank while solving my Rubik's cubes?
I mean, you’re just not CRAZY enough to do that!! Are you? ;)

BigRedChief 06-20-2023 07:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 16985891)
I mean, you’re just not CRAZY enough to do that!! Are you? ;)
If you do, make sure its filmed/

HayWire 06-20-2023 09:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 16985891)
I mean, you’re just not CRAZY enough to do that!! Are you? ;)
Crazy? Me?! If I wore the pink bunny suit that would be crazy.....I'm to calm and docile

Fat Elvis 06-20-2023 11:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16985730)
Just in this thread?

What the **** do I need to do?..... skydive with my portable oxygen tank while solving my Rubik's cubes?
Quote:
Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 16985891)
I mean, you’re just not CRAZY enough to do that!! Are you? ;)
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16987817)
Crazy? Me?! If I wore the pink bunny suit that would be crazy.....I'm to calm and docile
Knowing HayWire, the skydiving stunt would be preceded by him riding a bull out the back of a cargo plane....

Bearcat 06-20-2023 11:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16987817)
Crazy? Me?! If I wore the pink bunny suit that would be crazy.....I'm to calm and docile
You're wearing it now, aren't you...

Soy Vibe 06-20-2023 11:10 AM
and that's ok. God bless you, sir.

penguinz 06-20-2023 11:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16987998)
You're wearing it now, aren't you...
Wouldn't you be if you had one?

JohnnyHammersticks 06-20-2023 01:30 PM
This thread should go into the ChiefsPlanet HOF. So many great lessons regarding how to handle adversity with bravery, humor, and dignity. Truly amazed at the way Haywire has handled this.

HayWire 06-21-2023 06:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks (Post 16988300)
This thread should go into the ChiefsPlanet HOF. So many great lessons regarding how to handle adversity with bravery, humor, and dignity. Truly amazed at the way Haywire has handled this.
There has been some adversity along the way.

Just last night I had massive diarrhea from one of meds. The worse part wasn't the diarrhea.....it was the fact I shit in the middle of the night but didn't wake up til 7 :shake:

Buddy Rich 06-21-2023 07:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16989101)
There has been some adversity along the way.

Just last night I had massive diarrhea from one of meds. The worse part wasn't the diarrhea.....it was the fact I shit in the middle of the night but didn't wake up til 7 :shake:
No worries....I do that a couple times a month. ****ing tequila.

Bearcat 06-21-2023 07:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16989101)
There has been some adversity along the way.

Just last night I had massive diarrhea from one of meds. The worse part wasn't the diarrhea.....it was the fact I shit in the middle of the night but didn't wake up til 7 :shake:
I mean... sounds like some great sleep though, despite the shitty morning.

seclark 06-21-2023 07:37 AM
Yeah, I’d hate to work in housekeeping at any hotel and have to look at the stains on the mattresses when changing the sheets.

You’re not alone brother. At least your people know where it’s coming from and why.
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HayWire 06-21-2023 10:30 AM
This is turning into a shit show

seclark 06-21-2023 10:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16989295)
This is turning into a shit show
Answer your ****in phone!
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Hog's Gone Fishin 06-21-2023 04:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16989295)
This is turning into a shit show

Haywire, don't feel bad. Think of all the years the Chiefs shit the bed, It can turn around .

scho63 06-21-2023 05:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16989295)
This is turning into a shit show
This could be a post from EVERY Chiefs game day thread before Mahomes. :thumb:

scho63 06-21-2023 06:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by seclark (Post 16989306)
Answer your ****in phone!
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This could be the problem.......:D

HayWire 06-22-2023 01:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by seclark (Post 16989306)
Answer your ****in phone!
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I'm still on a party line.....gotta keep trying

scho63 06-22-2023 11:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16990891)
I'm still on a party line.....gotta keep trying
That's no party line, those are the voices in your head. :D

HayWire 06-24-2023 11:17 AM
I talked to my voices regularly....ia that bad?

seclark 06-24-2023 11:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16993140)
I talked to my voices regularly....ia that bad?
No
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LiveSteam 06-24-2023 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16993140)
I talked to my voices regularly....ia that bad?
Not even a little bit.

Buehler445 06-24-2023 11:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16993140)
I talked to my voices regularly....ia that bad?
If they’re assholes you should beat them up.

Rasputin 06-25-2023 01:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16993140)
I talked to my voices regularly....ia that bad?

Depends on the advice they give you.

HayWire 06-25-2023 06:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 16993684)
If they’re assholes you should beat them up.
I tried but it turns out that youre the asshole

dlphg9 06-26-2023 11:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16993736)
I tried but it turns out that youre the asshole
He is a rather big ass hole

Enid Borden 06-27-2023 03:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raiderhater (Post 16976118)
An odd thread to introduce yourself in. Donkey things, I guess.
I wanted to give greetings to HayWire and his friends but not be a complete unknown about it is all.

Enid Borden 06-27-2023 03:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rasputin (Post 16984888)
HayWire is certainly an inspiration to me lots's of respect and love.
Yes he is. I can tell he's a good one.

Simply Red 06-27-2023 06:22 PM
much love to you Haywire!

Buehler445 06-28-2023 02:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16993736)
I tried but it turns out that youre the asshole
Probably so. I had to lift heavy shit and it's 101. Does that count as an assbeating? I feel like I got my ass beat.

HayWire 06-29-2023 06:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 16996741)
much love to you Haywire!
Thank you sir. Good to see you again

seclark 06-29-2023 06:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16998972)
Thank you sir. Good to see you again
What’s up my friend?
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scho63 06-29-2023 10:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 16981385)
To many people to say thanks too

I really wish I could thank everyone but theirs way to many.

You guys rock
That list gotta be much better than Lewdogs Alpha list! :thumb:

BryanBusby 06-29-2023 10:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 16997859)
Probably so. I had to lift heavy shit and it's 101. Does that count as an assbeating? I feel like I got my ass beat.
It counts.

Good to see you still posting in here HayWire.

Chiefs4TheWin 06-29-2023 10:37 PM
Was away for 2 weeks and was hoping to come back to see you still posting.

Stay Strong!

dlphg9 07-01-2023 12:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chiefs4TheWin (Post 17000524)
Was away for 2 weeks and was hoping to come back to see you still posting.

Stay Strong!
Where'd ya go?


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