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The Cincinnati Bengals select Fish Smithson S Kansas

Fish? Corn? What the **** kind of draft is this?

Man this round sucks for my teams I don't pick till end of sixth.

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 12814271)

Fish? Corn? What the **** kind of draft is this?

Don't forget the Taco

edit: **** everything - he's already drafted

Eat a dick, cachiefsfan....how the hell did I miss Davis going right after Kaaya? Dammit, I really really wanted that guy. ****ing outstanding prospect.

Stand by; I didn't even have anyone else on my board.

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 12814397)

edit: **** everything - he's already drafted

Eat a dick, cachiefsfan....how the hell did I miss Davis going right after Kaaya? Dammit, I really really wanted that guy. ****ing outstanding prospect.

Stand by; I didn't even have anyone else on my board.

Now your draft pick is going to feel bad. But then, he'll already feel bad because he's a Bronco.

I'm all ****ing out of sorts now. I hate everybody. I don't even feel like re-looking so I'll just look at the guys I had on the 49ers board.

****ing Chad Wheeler, OT - USC. I had my choice between crazy or blind and I feel like crazy's a better fit for the NFL so I'll take that form of undraftable.

Goddammit **** shit.

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12814421)

Now your draft pick is going to feel bad. But then, he'll already feel bad because he's a Bronco.

Don't worry - he'll just load up on anti-depressants and chase them with anti-psychotics and we'll be fine. He's already got the scripts and everything.

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12814090)

"First, let me use this public platform to protest the name 'Browns'. Paul Brown was a football coach. My great-grandfather was a Civil War general who led Union troops to victory in eastern Kentucky. He promoted the abolition of slavery and civil rights in the post-Civil War era. He fought corruption and raised the presence of the United States in foreign affairs. And of course, he gave his life when a madman shot him only months into his presidency.

"I call on you, football fans! Stand with me! This team should no longer be called the Cleveland Browns, bowing to the ego of a mere football coach, but should be the Cleveland Garfields, after the greatest man in Cleveland history! Who's with me? Applaud if you wish to support and compete with the Cleveland Garfields!

"And now we shall make our pick.

"With the 5-175 pick for the Cleveland Garfields in the 2017 NFL Annual Player Selection Process, United States President James A. Garfield and I are pleased to announce the selection of Aviante Collins, Offensive Tackle, TCU."

I always confuse James A. Garfield and Grover Cleveland.

You have just severely exacerbated that problem.

The Dolphins were ready to put all their chips in on Fish Smithson, since that would have aligned pretty nicely with their team mascot.

However.

The Miami Dolphins select Conor McDermott, OT, UCLA.

They also initiate trade talks for Fish Smithson.

The Arizona Cardinals select Ben Gedeon, ILB, Michigan.

Chiefs are on the clock.