frickin' mitch just @'d me on twitter LMAO

Nice Clay

**** it, i'm going whole hog

ill take your crawl suggestions

https://i.imgur.com/yWijCrf.png

Nice. I think you summarize the run of shitty QB play that culminated in the rise and fall of smith.

No more shit about the past, Clay. Not now anyways. Everything you do needs to be about the present of what we're witnessing.

Oh yes. Right now it's just stuff about the Steelers game. I'm guessing no one will offer anything up anyway. Lazy non-creative plebes.

Let's see... you just gotta hit the beats. KC loses to the Steelers BECAUSE of Alex. Alex is shipped to the potomac. Fat andy anoints a new champion.

"After years of suffering under the championship of Alex the inept (Alex the weak, Alex the fearful, Alex the blind...c'mon, you're smart and I'm drunk) the chiefs ship his failure to the potomac. Seeking a champion capable of defeating their arch enemy, they turn to a young man. Unaware of his destiny..."

Or, you know. Something better.

At least I'm trying. It's late, and i'm... yanno. drinking.

ROFL

Alex Smith has been traded.
In his place, the talented
PATRICK MAHOMES has risen from
the ashes of Arrowhead
and will not rest until
the Hunt and Lombardi Trophies
have been acquired.

With the support of Veach,
Coach Andy Reid leads a dangerous offense.
He is desperate to find the endzone
and start earning respect
and victories for Kansas City.

Reid has sent his most daring
pilot on a brave mission
to the starting lineup, where old allies
have discovered what happens when they go deep...

god he plants his feet like an oak tree's roots before that laser shot

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That was a great throw, not just because of velocity but placement. He trusted Kelce to make the catch as he threw it away from Bostic so he didn't get blown up, but if that goes thru Kelce's hands the safety is sitting right there.

That's just nice.

because ripping off a movie franchise is so creative.

Hello, I don't mean to suck ur hog but really appreciate your gif work! Lots and lots of it :clap:

ill shut up now.

There IS creativity in parody and satire. An entire industry actually.

Do you know the difference between parody and a 'rip off'?

Do you know the difference between being an asshole and just embarrassing yourself?