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Still waiting for Lebron James to announce a pick
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I thought this celebrity draft picker was scheduled for 11pm eastern.
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Maybe Rain meant am?
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Wow. How did it get to be 3:20 Mountain Time already?
The celebrity draft picker's limo is pulling up. |
Hang on. We can't get him out of the limo.
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Yes, our celebrity picker is Alan Ruck, the depressed but lovable costar of the classic movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Who better to lead Cleveland to the promised land than this long-suffering sidekick?
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Cameron morosely walks up to the stage, sniffs nervously, and announces the pick.
"With the 6-185 pick of the 2017 NFL Annual Player Selection process, the Cleveland Browns select William Likely, CB, Maryland. Now, I've got to get home." |
Likely is quite diminutive, but we believe that we can put him in the slot on smaller receivers and upgrade our backfield with him in a specialized role.
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FERRIS You killed the draft pick.
CAMERON Whoa. Holy s**t. FERRIS Cameron, it’s my fault. I’ll take the heat for it. We’ll wait for sfeihc to come home and when he gets here, I’ll tell him it's his pick. He hates me anyway. CAMERON No, I’ll take it. FERRIS No. You don’t want this much heat. CAMERON If I didn’t want it, I wouldn’t have let you take the draft pick this morning. FERRIS I made you take the draft pick this morning. CAMERON I could’ve stopped you. It is possible to stop Mr. Ferris Bueller, you know. No. I want it. I’m gonna take it. When sfeihc comes home, he and I will just have a little chat. It’s cool. No, it’s gonna be good. Thanks anyway. I'll just pm him and tell him it's his pick. |
As Alan leaves the stage, we'll show this clip only because the blonde in the barmaid outfit is someone who, in another slightly different universe, is a woman who I would have had a torrid love affair with.
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