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Hammock Parties 06-10-2013 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9740712)
In replying someone who has sent you a message on a dating website, what are things guys expect
It'd be nice if you didn't just answer a question in your reply, but instead also expressed some kind of interest in something he's into. Or a question.

Don't just sit there and wait for him to drive the conversation.

luv 06-10-2013 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9741842)
It'd be nice if you didn't just answer a question in your reply, but instead also expressed some kind of interest in something he's into. Or a question.

Don't just sit there and wait for him to drive the conversation.
I do that. I check his profile before responding. First I respond to whatever questions he might ask. Then I take something from his profile that interested me and ask him something about it.

Hammock Parties 06-10-2013 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9741850)
I do that. I check his profile before responding. First I respond to whatever questions he might ask. Then I take something from his profile that interested me and ask him something about it.
That's good. It shows you're not a boring black hole like 90 percent of the girls on these sites.

Most of them have ZERO idea how to write an interesting profile, and then they get upset when they receive dozens of messages based purely on their looks.

Newsflash, ho. I don't care if music is your life, nor am I interested in you telling us all how unique and special you are, and then providing no evidence to back up said statement.

AphexPhin 06-10-2013 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 9741458)
You & me both, Buck. My relationship 'officially' ended yesterday.
Probably cause your dick is too small:LOL:

Pasta Little Brioni 06-10-2013 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9740593)
dating website order of operations:

1) Look up list of women available to see most have nothing going for them looks wise (be they skinny or "curvy")
2) Find one that you're not too high on, but figure you're not the best looking either. Give it a shot.
3) Send a message in the form of a question about something on their profile that should have at least a modicum of interest without a lot of blathering about connections, how they look, bluster about yourself et cetera because chances are they won't respond back.
4) Log off.
5) Log on to see that the lady you messaged looked at your profile but that was about it.
6) Look back at list of profiles. There seems to be a lot less profiles you find attractive than the first time around.
7) Decide not to be a shallow prick and take a look at a profile to see if there's something you can possibly connect with..
8) See that lady has a kid(s), is overly religious, has nothing in common with you or opts to list "her fambly' as one of her interests.
9) Return to step 1 and repeat.

ROFL Pretty much.

Get down the list and you get to 15) Meet the girl and realize that the pics she had are not from her current 25 year old state, but ones from when she was in college. 16) *Optional* Hate **** her for it anyway.

Hootie 06-10-2013 05:06 PM
dude when I'd message girls on an online site I'd always be wasted and try to think of something so ridiculously random most of the time they would respond with a "uhm, wtf?"

so yeah, my humor doesn't go over well on those sites

Pasta Little Brioni 06-10-2013 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 9740712)
In replying someone who has sent you a message on a dating website, what are things guys expect (who aren't douches looking for one night stands)? I mean, if they've sent me a message, then I've obviously passed the cut on looks, right?

One other thing I've noticed is how someone checks your profile every time the send a response. Once they stop replying, I figure they don't like what I have to say or they've decided to pursue someone else. Some kind of second cut I didn't pass.
Pretty much. I'd pick out and send messages to anyone I was interested in meeting. If I wasn't interested, why bother? I'd reply until no longer interested. Most women don't even bother replying though as they get bombarded by hundreds of dudes a day.

Hootie 06-10-2013 05:09 PM
dude I can't do those sites anymore it is literally all fat girls and single moms

Pasta Little Brioni 06-10-2013 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9742105)
dude I can't do those sites anymore it is literally all fat girls and single moms
6's and 7's that think they are 9's and 10's because of their degree *that a billion other people have*, they are special, or some other inane bullshit.

The ones that have the newborn kid in the pic with them...WTF????

I just filtered out the undesirables and moms.

Titty Meat 06-10-2013 05:35 PM
I already posted the blueprint for dating site lines.

Hammock Parties 06-10-2013 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9742105)
dude I can't do those sites anymore it is literally all fat girls and single moms
Get on match.com.

SO many hot girls.

AphexPhin 06-10-2013 06:20 PM
yeah match is definitely better. POF is filled with trashy hos that have kids already or are fat.

Buck 06-10-2013 06:24 PM
Home at last....**** Denver.

However, thanks to Donger and DaKCManAP, Mt. Evans was probably a top 3 experience of my entire life.

Buck 06-10-2013 06:54 PM
LOL, girlfriend already texting me apologizing for stuff in Denver.

We landed an hour and 40 min ago, I was wondering how long it would be before I heard from her, my guess was 3 or 4 days.

She should have dropped the attitude 10 hours ago if she didn't want to fight. Now I have to decide what I want to do.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-10-2013 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by AphexPhin (Post 9742230)
yeah match is definitely better. POF is filled with trashy hos that have kids already or are fat.
That can't seem to read or write ROFL

match is loaded with hot ass snobs.


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