Terrible ****ing playcalling so far. And Jamaal has hardly been on the field.

Chemo is unpleasant, but it's necessary.

GM Checklist
1. Roster Building- FAIL
2. Coach Selection- FAIL
3. Hallway Cleanliness- PASS

Yet there will be plenty of dickbags saying he is.the answer

Brady with a 51.8 QBR is sadly worse than Marks 66.2

On pace to score 6 points for the second week in a row. Awesome!

Matt Ryan in postseason form against the Raiders

We're controlling our balls.

Too bad we're still getting beat.

Matty would be in the 30's against this D

Wow I literally fell asleep watching this game. Looking at the score I guess I didn't miss much.

Well at least Pioli will get fired if we lose.

...right?

Seven beats three
Seven beats three
Seven beats three.

The Chiefs version of an "Our Father."
Say it.
SAY IT!!!!!

Stupid Browns trying to out suck us at 0-5

"Well men, we are controlling the beating. Let's keep this loss under control. Do what I say and I'll get us out of here with a loss within 7 points. Now loosely strap on your helmets and follow me our to the field!"- Roleo

The Browns only down 7 points. If they pull out a win against the Bungles, we're still in the Suck for Smith playoffs!