Wreck that ho.

POF is low hanging fruit

^this

... and don't forget your shirt, and anything else of value.

Well ****. My dad just texted me asking if I had a small portable grill, and I responded to him "Hey Dad. No, I don't have a grill."

Then I looked at my phone again and I somehow replied that to my girl's apology text.

Oops

Who cares? Tell her it was a mistext. If she blows her stack over that tell her she's being silly.

Ok??

I did, but I also wasn't going to text her for a couple days...so I ****ed up there.

Why weren't you going to text her for a couple of days? Why play games?

I just discovered Tinder.

It appears to be a young vagina buffet and makes playing the numbers game really easy.

The dreaded texting games.

Ahh technology.

I am not playing a game, I am legitimately pissed off at her and don't want to talk.

$10 says Buck takes this girl back

guaranteed

Someone would be stupid to take that bet.

That's bullshit. And it's a game. If you're mad, figure out a way to talk to her about it. You said she apologized, accept her apology and talk about what went right and what went wrong this weekend. Be a grownup.

Do you want someone who is going to give you the silent treatment for several days every time she's "legitimately pissed off at you"? I sure wouldn't want to deal with someone like that.

Holy ****balls, princess. How many times a month do you shave your pussy?