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Everybody pee on Direckshun!

New England's celebrity draft picker has just been picked up by the limo.

I'll draft the local kid.

The Arizona Cardinals select Dylan Cole, ILB, Missouri State.

Zane Gonzalez, K - Arizona State

Because, **** you.

The 49er's are terrible but so is Robbie Gould. It's the 6th round, I don't have my cheat sheet and I don't care that much. I'm quietly hoping it pisses off SNR who had the misfortune of dealing with Blair Walsh and now has something called a Kai Forbath on his roster.

PM probably won't get sent but I'll try to figure it out on the phone.

DJLN is working through some issues this year.

Thought about it, but Forbath was 15/15 last year. We'll be fine.

Pick coming in a bit

Time to start tapping into the French Canadian freak athletes. I thought this dude looked pretty damn good at the East-West game having only ever played Canadian football. And Minnesota could sure as **** use him more than a freakin kicker.

Frankly, DJ, I'm a little insulted you thought I'd be desperate for a kicker. You don't seem very nice.

The Minnesota Vikings select Antony Auclair, TE, Laval (Canada)

Screw you.:cuss:

You seem nice!

You and the Vikings have actually made my decisions easier for the Skins. So I guess I should apologize and say thank you. Glad they traded away their first rounder.

The door opens, and New England's celebrity draft picker enters to approving nods.

You know her from her work on some of the worst television shows and movies ever made. Fantastic Four, Tropic Thunder, Celebrity Apprentice...if there's a bad show out there, the odds are good that she was in it. But she looks great in a swimsuit, and in modern America that's all that counts. I present to you Medford native Maria Menounos!

Per contractual agreement she will be making this selection in a small two-piece swimsuit.

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/...20131106155209

"With the 6-200 selection in the 2017 Annual NFL Player Selection Process, the New England Patriots select Cole Hikutini, TE, Louisville."

She now offers the audience another look at her in a swimsuit, because she knows what makes money.

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On her way out of the auditorium, she waves at sfeihc and lets him know that he's on the clock.