Moar Steely Dan as we break to commercial please.

George Carlin sums up my thoughts on Steely Dan.

Time to break glass for Arch.

Ewers is a complete disgrace of a football player but this was known.

They spotted that ball a yard past the line. I thought in real time he was at best right on the line. And it turns out he was a yard short.

Cool play with the Blake Bell under center fake sneak.

That is awful close to being a fumble

He's clearly down, why is this is a dispute

Are we all going to ignore the helmet to helmet contact. Guess so

That was nice by Ewers.

Good ball

OMG

Wow. And Ohio State gets the ball to start the second half.

LMAO nice defense you jokes

Oh man. Sad Texas fans in the stands are hilarious.