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Katipan 02-06-2015 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 11313363)
See, this is quality stuff (not to take away from Iowanian's idea). As a chick, I either over think things or don't consider what I should.
"... I'm thinking of getting a massage. Have you ever had one? Did you like it? Did it suck balls? Did I have to tip? DID THE TIP GO IN?"

luv 02-06-2015 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11313366)
"... I'm thinking of getting a massage. Have you ever had one? Did you like it? Did it suck balls? Did I have to tip? DID THE TIP GO IN?"
LMAO

Marcellus 02-06-2015 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Numbah One (Post 11313013)
1. She has more Magic cards than me. In fact, she introduced me to the game.

2. She dresses up more than I do.

3. Go **** yourself.
You are dating Bruce Jenner?

BigRedChief 02-06-2015 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 11312891)
Anal.
First post. BOOM!:LOL:

rico 02-06-2015 07:52 AM
Something that coddles his ego a little bit.

Iowanian 02-06-2015 07:53 AM
Luv. Like other broads you make men too complicated.

We are simple creatures that truly only require 2 things to be happy.

A full belly and empty balls. That's it.

Buehler445 02-06-2015 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 11313351)
He stands all day and does a lot of repetitive motion (chopping things, taking things out of the oven, etc). He sometimes says his knees or wrists hurt. I wonder if he might like a massage (well, a professional one).
Yeah, I probably wouldn't be too wound up about a massage. BL is right. Guy needs to figure out why what hurts hurts, then you could maybe get him some insoles or a compression wrap for his knee or a wrist support, but until then, you're probably out on that deal.

Saul Good 02-06-2015 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 11312998)
Oh. I'm doing this purely for the entertainment value I know it will provide.

1. He's a chef.
2. He likes science fiction movies.
3. He plays video games.
4. He's a Rams fan.
5. He's an atheist.
Get him a new fedora and some fingerless gloves.

stumppy 02-06-2015 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11313366)
"... I'm thinking of getting a massage. Have you ever had one? Did you like it? Did it suck balls? Did I have to tip? DID THE TIP GO IN?"
Did it move ?LMAO

el borracho 02-06-2015 09:21 AM
Buy a bottle of massage oil and give him a massage with a happy ending. Done. Happy man.

Katipan 02-06-2015 09:25 AM
OOO I just read Exit to Eden by Anne Rice/Rampling. You guys should buy it for the women that liked the stupid Fifty Shades of Grey series.

...

I'm going to go read it again.

DMAC 02-06-2015 09:26 AM
A bottle of this and bag of pot.

http://www.totalwine.com/_static/web...18960126_3.jpg

bdj23 02-06-2015 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Numbah One (Post 11312955)
FYI, a lot of chicks are not going to do shit for their man (outside of sex) on Valentine's Day, because they are under the impression it's the man's job to impress her on that particular bullshit day.

So you're scoring points no matter what you do.
My girlfriend said to save a bottle of Chocolate ale and she was going to find a heart shaped pizza for me.

Are you ever right about anything?

Titty Meat 02-06-2015 10:40 AM
Post this in the dating thread if you want good advice.

Saul Good 02-06-2015 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 11313518)
That doesn't look like grape Gatorade.


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